Dear everybody:
Not knowing where else to post this at this time but on the thread of my rebbe, reb b:
Please forgive me for doing too little or for doing too much. Surely I have done both many times. I regret being argumentative at times, perhaps even baiting or biting. I love you all, wish us all a quick refuah sheleimah, and hope that Hashem brings us all even closer by bringing the ge'ulah in our days. It is nice to imaging what it'd be like...Thanks for the support you all give and for the overflowing love from each and every one to have crossed my path on this forum. - Dov

This is not a goodbye, right? This is just a pre-Rosh Hashana request for "forgiveness", right?

If it's the latter, we definitely forgive you. But if it's the former, we'll NEVER EVER forgive you!!

No one has changed the face of GYE like you, REBBEREB=DOV (whatever that means). We've had a "Daily Dose of Dov" in almost every single Chizuk e-mail since you've joined us! Thank you for sharing your priceless wisdom with us... What makes it so precious is that you LIVE it, not just speak it... Keep sharing with us for many years to come!!   ;D

May you have a great new year of health, wealth, Nachas, Shalom Bayis, serenity, living with Hashem, sobriety, and freedom from BDS!

Thank you for changing our lives, Reb Dov!

dov wrote on 15 Sep 2009 22:06:


This is not mine. They are the actual (slightly modified) lyrics of a punk rock song:

Father, can you hear me?
How have I let you down?
I curse the day that I was born,
And all the sorrow in the world...

Let me take you to the herding ground,
Where all good men are trampled down,
Just to settle a bet that could not be won,
Between a prideful father and his children.

Well you Guard me now for I cant see,
A reason for this suffering and this long misery.
What if every living Jew could be upright and strong?
Well, then I do imagine there will be

Sorrow, no more.

When all soldiers lay their weapons down,
Or when all kings and all queens relinquish their crown,
Or when the only true Mashiach rescues us from ourselves...
Its easy to imagine there will be

Sorrow, no more.

we did it- HE'S A FLAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay- took long enough!
_{and he still disclaims it before typing the lyrics- still work to do, people!}

i love it!

excuse me, i quoted words someone ELSE (an anarchist punk) wrote, which i felt were appropriate to the subject matter at hand.  I, once again, renounce flakism and flaketry in all of its forms and reject with conviction any attempt to flakisize me or my words.

ratm

I have an awesome song for RATM when he hits 90 days. So perfect for him.

THIS IS
GEVALDIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

YES REBBEREBBER=DOV

THIS IS NO GOODBYE
AND RATM I GUESS YOU ARE TEETERING ON THE EDGE OF FLAKINESS

bardichev wrote on 16 Sep 2009 13:50:


Okay, i just put on my waffle-makin-kickin-through-the-shins-orthopedic-doctor-martins boots; i colored a tat on my arm with my magic marker and im gonna go find me something to shatter and break...like the rambam suggests about ending up with a middle of the road trait, right? im sure maimonedes approves!

Rage AT Machine wrote on 16 Sep 2009 13:16:


denial.......

Just in case Reb Gaurd didn't get it yet I will try to make it a bit eisier to Chap.

Rebbe Reb Berr = Rebbe Reb Dov!

Yidish for Dumies
Doiv is a Berr.

Anyone that still doesn't get it is a lost case.

waffle-makin-kickin-through-the-shins-orthopedic-doctor-martins boots

RATM

THATS FINE BUT PLEASE PUT ON A PAIR OF LOAFERS FOR ROSH HASHANA

THE DR MARTES DO NOT GO SO WELL WITH A SIUT

BESIDE THE SHVITZZING FACTOR

b

Efshar Letaken wrote on 16 Sep 2009 14:23:


THE HEILIGER BARDICHEVER ZTZ' WAS A TALMID (MIGDOILAI TALMIDOV) OF THE REBBE REB BER (OF MEZRITCH)


OR A FLAKE  ;D

uh oh!
do i have a footprint on my face?

bardichev
Hero Member

Posts: 1200


GEVALDIGGGGGG!!!

GUARD MAY I RETIRE AT LEAST TILL AFTER ROSH HASHANAH??

bardichev wrote on 16 Sep 2009 17:54:


This has to be a record.  You reached 1,000 posts on September 7th.  Now, 8 days later (I'm not counting Shabbos), you have 1,200.  That's a rate of 25 posts per day, or more than 1 per hour.

All right, I have the Guinness Records Committee on the other line . . .