עומדים צפופים ומשתחוים רווחים

tzaddik90 wrote on 09 Mar 2011 16:18:


Oib m'hut zich lib iz breit di shpitz fin ah messer!

gye expansion plan
one of the new plans, being implemented by bards, zem, yosef hatzaddik, sb, and bendo, is to design and implement a comprehensive yidish dictionary for aid in understanding the laytzanus of the post above. This is particularly instrumental in the recovery of people like tzaddik90 and other ffb frum addicts whose parents were bt's and didnt watch yiddish versions of the three stooges in the home. The only yidish they know is from r' asher's shiur when they were in the mir. We hope to have this operational by peerim. To see a videoclip of R Ahron Feldman speaking yiddish click here
my yidish includes:

rips of r' gifter on the bein hazmanim tape
lederhoisen
tzafloygen
luffel
geppel
teller
bainkel
balt
nu
bards
a frask in dee punim

HERR OISS!

I HAVEN'T POSTED IN MY BATTLE FOR AGES

SO BARDS WHO CARES?
ALL WE NEED YOU FOR IS TO POUR PLENTIFUL AMOUNTS OF WOODFORD TO ALL FELLOW STRUGGLER?

AHA!

THATS IT??

NOOOOOOOO

WHATS GOING ON BARDS?

DID U SLIP??

DID U FALL??

When where how

?????

Where did u chapp the fell shmell rikkud??

Ok

Here's the deal

Somone left my office

I was left with a loaded gun

An unfilterted comp

Hmmmm

Recipe for disaster

Ok only a shtkkkl peek here and there

Shtikll peek for 3 hours? That's a lonhg peek! Yeah..

Ok so peeling became looking. Comp gets virus. IT removes comp. Takes webchaver of my bardichever comp. So we peek again. And raaaAaaaaaaHHHHHH

Now I call my gabbai
Mr.efshar
Letakain (who remembers him?)

He does not let me get away with just saying "fell shmell"

So I added mrs bards to my webchaver. Now I can't get away with posting all day on GUE

So what do I learn?

Nothing

Yeah nothing

There is no trick

There is no getting cured

All we can do I'd avoid and avoid

Be happy and rock on

I am doubking down on simcha

I reached out to two or three people on the forum

I'm starting my seventh clean day

Rokkkk on!!

Dance on

Crank it up!!!!

Let's sinh the "fell shmell " song

Let's do the fell shmell dance!!

Humble and happy
b 

Special thanks to my yedidim

Eliezr ben darduya

Zemirois shabbos

Rammat gan

And of course efshar letakain


Also thanks to kedusha
Rage (my half brother)
Tzaddik wallabe 90
YosefHatzadik
Dteddy

And my non gue freind if he reads this knows who he is

Rokkkkkkk!!on!!!!


Lichaim its purim

Rabbeinu
the chassidim will not remove the plaque from the shteeble wall

because like reb shlomo says that the besht was the rebbe of thieves,
you are the rebbe of Addicts

you have made chassidim to Hashem's service

you have lifted and fixed many souls, ma-ashpos yarim evyon

you are the heart of gye

you must persevere

gather much strength
understand that your recovery can help many others

now, rebbe, please BURST FORTH AND GIVE US EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT, AND LET'S GET THIS FORUM ROCKIN AND SOARING WITH CHIZUK THAT'L MAKE US SHOOT FIRE FROM OUR EYES

GET STRONG AND EXPLODE OUT WITH ALL YOUR TALENTS AND CAPS LOCKS
AND MAKE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE

Its no wonder the misnagdim make fun of the chassidim

You guys are am aratzim

When the Rebba says he fell in Chodesh Adar

It means Vinahopich He

He's on his way up up up up

Rebba: Llehms llef and TOK

WE LOVE THE HEILIGER BARDICHEVER!
(and the heiliger guard, but that's a different thread)

FELL SHMELL!

[size=4pt]sorry, just trying to talk to myself. you weren't supposed to be listening.

Anee omed al kikar shabbat al hamdreygot she'll bank hapoalim

Ani lovesh kaftan shachaor

Kova shachor

Mishkifayim

Betach she-atta. Makir oh-tee

Ani ochez sefer

Ani maschil laasos rikkud

Vaani shar shira

Fell shmell

Fell. Shmell

Binigun chabad

Ayy dayy dayy di day

Day day di dadai day

Ayyy di dai

Yay di dayy

Yadda dadadae dum

Fell shmell

Fell shmell

Ayy day dididi day

Yadada di dai

al tishkach leilech biderech rechov strauss liheichal minachem
tikneh li'atzmecha kabukim vimacabee
vitein ktzat kessef liuvos ubonim bi-chaneechei yeshivos liknot bambah
vitamsheech linhog habimba shelcha

Ani Lo Holech B'rchov Malchei Yisroel U'Vchol aizor Kikkar HaShabbos.

Too many triggers, so little time...

Vafflim
Voodverd
Veod

Viyizoosu

Veyatzmach Pirkunai!

Vnahafoicheee Asher Yishliti HaYeheedim!!