Rebbeinu Reb Bard, Shlita-face, nachas-nose....

You already owe me a nice little l'chaim, baby. I didn't realize that Shabbos KOIDESH OY OY OY was my 90th day!!

Thank you for EVERYTHING, my dear Chaver.

Now, let's

KEEP ON TRICYCLING!!

(when you hit 90 you go a little slower, no?....)

Mazel Tov on the big nine-oh! But as they say: Have a good one! (get it? One...? Heh, heh.....

Bardie,

I haven't really following the forum for the past 2 weeks. I just found out about your fall. I'm really sorry about that.

It's hard for me to understand how you rose so fast after falling, how you didn't fall into a depression. It takes me a few days to a couple of weeks to dust myself off after a fall, depending on how bad the fall was.

You really are a great man, and we all respect you.

-MOMO

Dear Momo

Thanks for your kind words

I am proud to have learned. What everyone knows that no matter how many days you have "under your belt" you need to be on guard as day one.

Now a person will mess up.  Yes a person will make mistakes but but..
That is not as bad as staying down

Staying down "IS" the ruse of the YH

So look him in the eye and KOT!!!

B


 

Reb B,

I, as well, have been a bit ignorant of this thread for the last while.
WOW..., that's what I got to say. Take it from Yehuda and Dovid HaMelech,
being able to be modeh on a mistake from a difficult position.
I am honored to have witnessed what transpired here.
Looking forward to trucking with you for many years to come!
Of course, one day at a time! ;D ;D :D

Hi its bards
No I'm not bored

I'm pesaach cleaning

Yes separating legos from playmobil

If you are up and bored

Say hi!!

B

Hi Bards,

I am not bored here just saying hi. I was wondering something. Are you going to change that picture for Pesach? I assume its not Kosher Le'Pesach?? Nu?  ;D ;D ;D

Gotta sell the whole truck!

-Yiddle

Gevaldigggg

The ice cram is kosher lipeasch its the cone that is chamets

Ok we have what to work on!!!

Bards

bardichev wrote on 16 Mar 2010 04:48:

One again, thanks for putting it all into perspective for us all, Reb b!  :

dov wrote on 17 Mar 2010 04:45:


Is this meant as a metaphor: The ice cream = relations between a man and a woman;    Kosher lipesach = in itself is Kodesh Kodoshim;
The cone = the packaging that is sold in the world;    Chametz = sin?

Yosef Hatzadik wrote on 17 Mar 2010 15:53:



YOSEF IT S NOT EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT

WHAT I MEANT WAS :

WE IN OUR LIVES MAKE SILLY LITTLE JUSTIFACATIONS FOR BAD BEHAVOIR

I NEED NOT GIVE EXAMPLES BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW OUR WEAKNESS

BUT JUST AS A ICE CREAM WITH A CHOMETS CONE IS CHOMETS

SO TOO  MANY OF OUR SILLY LITTLE EXCUSES IS JUST THAT

BARDS

Thanx 4 dumbing it down 2 my level.

BTW

THE CONE IS GONNA BE MODIFIED FOR PESACH

WE WILL USE A NON-GEBROKST KITNIYOS FREE BATCH

YOU CAN BUY IT IN POM POM IN FLATBUSH

Really?! Do they sell any kushereh schmuts, too?
No?
Then how about just some resentment and self-pity mit a hechsher'l...
Not yet?
Ok, how about just stick me in a kitniyos cone, fire me off (using "kitniyos power") to bard's shteeble for a l'chayim and we'll call it even!!

Oy vei....i need some sleep.... :

dov wrote on 17 Mar 2010 18:42:


everyone on this forum knoews that me and rebberebber=dov are as diametrivc opposites as

borscht and fruit punch

but.. we are very close freinds and look out for one another

plus..

i have G-d given powers to decipher Dovish

but.. but.. this one will need an extra scoop of bardy with sprinkles and hot fudge


here goes...

Really?! Do they sell any kushereh schmuts, too?

what rebberebber=dov is asking

That we live in a land of plenty and everything goes a nd everything carries a Hechsher

it is not difficult to get menupatz lishmah tzitzis 

you can get sushi with the best hechsher

and even non gebrokst cereal that can be eaten with parveh milk

so when will we see in this "spoiled rotten" generation


well you know what I mean...


thats what he means by resentment

like it"s not fair!! (and heck it isn't)

dov is not looking for any heterim

it's just the double standard that drives both of us nuts (hazel nuts or almonds ,cause peanuts are kitnoyos0

Bards