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Re: bardichev's battle 11 Mar 2010 19:02 #57580

shemirateinayim Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 746 Karma: 0	Nah = Neveim ach I can't remember what the other ones are called 'cherubim'? Do I look like a beis yaakov girl to you? Atleast I know 5chumshai torah. what more do you expect from me?
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Re: bardichev's battle 11 Mar 2010 19:04 #57581

Dov OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 1960 Karma: 383	...Nach, Nachma, should I go on?
	"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same." Last Edit: by .

Re: bardichev's battle 11 Mar 2010 19:07 #57583

bardichev	This post has been sponsord by WOODFORD The official drink of GuardYourEyes.org and the 2010 Olympics HAHAHAHAHA GARD! GUARDDDDD!!! SHEMIRAS IS MAKING ME LAUGH!!! UHHHH HE MADE ME LAUGH AGAIN OHHHWWWWW!! I'M TRYING TO DRIVE !!!!!
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Re: bardichev's battle 11 Mar 2010 19:08 #57584

shemirateinayim Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 746 Karma: 0	And dov....
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Re: bardichev's battle 11 Mar 2010 20:06 #57593

shemirateinayim Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 746 Karma: 0	dov wrote on 11 Mar 2010 19:04: ...Nach, Nachma, should I go on?
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Re: bardichev's battle 11 Mar 2010 21:09 #57598

bardichev	Rage: Those fel-los err makkking mee lafff
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Re: bardichev's battle 11 Mar 2010 21:14 #57600

7yipol Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder YES HE CAN! Posts: 4686 Karma: 12	This post has been sponsord by WOODFORD The official drink of GuardYourEyes.org and the 2010 Olympics Official GYE drink?? :o Im speachless Rebbe B > I think its time to hightail it outa here. No longer appreciated :'(
	Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM" Last Edit: by .

Re: bardichev's battle 11 Mar 2010 21:32 #57604

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Coke would give us a free vending machine, but at $1 a bottle
Pepsi would give a a free vending machine, and WOH scoreboard, but at 1.05 a bottle
Poland Spring would give us $5,000 off our water bill, but we don't have plumbing

With WOODFORD we forget our worries, drown our sorrows, and even pesach cleaning becomes fun! Did you ever try scrubbing the grout between the tiles, when high on ol' WOODY? I just can't stay in a strait line.

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Re: bardichev's battle 11 Mar 2010 21:41 #57608

bardichev	RRRRA-JAA ZEEYY ARRRE--RR MAKKKINK MEE LEFFF VERR-RRY HARDDDD!!
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Re: bardichev's battle 12 Mar 2010 00:39 #57627

Dov OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 1960 Karma: 383	Coke, Pepsi, Poland spring? Nu! Where's the chevrei at Mayim Chayim when we need them?!
	"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same." Last Edit: by .

Re: bardichev's battle 12 Mar 2010 01:00 #57630

bardichev	OH k UHH k Vee vill try vonce again YOu turrrrn arrrround Ok ok
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Re: bardichev's battle 12 Mar 2010 04:09 #57700

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Well, the very slow dancing dunce just read back enough pages to finally see what happened, so Reb B please forgive me for not being around here on Monday.

NOW.... FOR THE ALL CAPS..!

I WANT TO MAKE THIS DECLARATION (which by now everyone already knows, but i'm sayin it agin):

THERE ARE BH MANY WONDERFUL PEOPLE ON THIS FORUM

WHO TEACH US ALL HOW TO FIGHT THE YH AND BE SOBER

HOW TO LIVE AS AN EVED HASHEM IN HIS LIGHT OF SOBRIETY!

BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE MAN

IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD

OF GYE AND BEYOND

WHO HAS TAUGHT US ALL

HOW AN EVED HASHEM FALLS!

AN EVED HASHEM FEARS NO ONE BUT HASHEM

AN EVED HASHEM IS HUMBLE BEFORE HIS FELLOW CREATURES

HE IS NOT AFRAID TO BE HONEST

HE DOES NOT HIDE HIS MISTAKES

ADDARABBA

HE B'DAFKA GOES OUT OF HIS WAY

TO TAKE OUT BILLBOARDS AT ALL THE TRUCK STOPS

REPLACE THOSE "SOUTH OF THE BORDER" SIGNS ON I-95

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM

AND ANNOUNCE TO THE WORLD

HOW AN EVED HASHEM FALLS!

HOW AN EVED HASHEM WIPES AWAY HIS TEARS

AND SWALLOWS HIS BUSHA

TO TEACH US ALL

HOW AN EVED HASHEM GETS BACK UP!

HOW AN EVED HASHEM USES THE FALL

TO PICK HIMSELF UP

AND TO SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD

HOW TO PICK THEMSELVES UP!

AN EVED HASHEM DOESN'T WALLOW IN SELF PITY

TO ENJOY THE DEPRESSION HE WANTS TO DESERVE,

AN EVED HASHEM JUST BRUSHES OFF THE FILTH

GETS BACK INTO HIS TRUCK

(ok, he first brushes the chometz crumbs out of the cabin...)

PUTS ON HIS SMILE

SHOWS HIS DENTAL WORK TO THE WORLD

RALLIES HIMSELF

BACK INTO SIMCHA

HE SCREAMS OUT GEVALDIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

REVS UP HIS ENGINE AND

KEEPS ON TRUCKING!!

Thank you, Rebbeinu Reb Bardichaver, Shlita, for being an Eved Hashem Par Excellance,
And most of all, for being my friend.

Love and the greatest respect always,

from the last one left in the pickle jar.

No one is so small that he can not give help, and no one is so big that he doesn't need it.

Kol HaOlam Kulo, Gesher Tzar Meod, V'HaIkkar: Lo L'Pacheid Klal.

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Re: bardichev's battle 12 Mar 2010 17:24 #57888

bardichev

SHABBOS IS COMING WERE SO HAPPYY!!!!!

THIS WAS THE GREATEST WEEK ON GYE

YES YES BECAUSE I FELL YES IT WAS GREAT

IT WAS YOU GUYS (SHHH AND GALS THANKS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)

YOUR CHIZZUK AND THE FACT THAT WE HAVE EACH OTHER TO LEAN ON

AND NOW AS MY TRUCK PULLS INTO THE FINAL STOP OF THE WEEK

AND I AM READY FOR A PLATE OF HOT TOI-AH-MEHHHUU!!

I WISH ON ALL OF YOU THE HAPPIEST SHABBOS EVER

DRINK UP ALL REMAINING LCHAIMS PESACH IS COMING

HAVE FUN

GIVE THE WIFE AND KIIIS TIME AND ATTENTION!!!

OY YOY SHABBOS KOIDESH!!!

OY YOY SHABBOS KOIDESH!!!

GEVALDIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

OH STEVE WHEN YOU HIT 90 I WILL DRIVE MY TRUCK FROM WHITLOCKS MILL MAINE DOWN TO KEY WEST FLORIDA

I KNOW YOU ARE HIDING SOMEWHERE ON THE EASTERN SEABOARD!!!

WE WILL DRINK LCHAIM IN PERSON

GOOD SHABBOS!!! ALL JEWS

BARDICHEV

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Re: bardichev's battle 12 Mar 2010 19:46 #57919

silentbattle Current streak: 1628 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 3734 Karma: 15	7Up wrote on 11 Mar 2010 21:14: This post has been sponsord by WOODFORD The official drink of GuardYourEyes.org and the 2010 Olympics Official GYE drink?? :o Im speachless Rebbe B > I think its time to hightail it outa here. No longer appreciated :'( I think she means that 7up is really the official GYE drink. Woodford is just the appetizer.
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Re: bardichev's battle 14 Mar 2010 19:17 #58094

Dov OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 1960 Karma: 383	Reb b - Now that erev Shabbos rant was way more geshmak than even Woodford!
	"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same." Last Edit: by .