If we are doing the "Best of the B's" today, below is one of my favorites
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bardichev wrote on 03 Aug 2009 17:37:
I POSTED THIS IN YECHIDA
IT IS TOO GOOD (IN ALL BARDICHEVER HUMILITY)
ME-AT MIN HA OHR DO-CHE HARBEH!!!! MIN HACHOSHECH
HKB"H CREATED THE WORLD AND THE "ADAM" TO BE YASHAR
THE WORLD IS CROOKED CORRUPTED BENT AND BROKEN
IT IS NOT AT IT'S "TACHLIS" YET
WHEN YOU "CHOOSE" NOT TO GO ON YOUTUBE
SOMEONE SOMEWHERE WILLNOT BUY A PLA***y MAGAZINE
WHEN YOU "CHOOSE" NOT TO GO ON FOLLOW A LINK TAHT IS SO TANTILIZING
SOMEONE SOMEWHERE WILL NOT MAST****
WHEN YOU "CHOOSE" NOT TO STARE AT A SCANTILY CLAD PERSON(OF SORTS )
SOMEONE SOMEWHERE WILL NOT ACT OUT ON HIS LUST
WHEN YOU "CHOOSE" NOT TO READ DIRTY MAGAZINES
SOMEONE SOMEWHERE AND SOME HOW A P*** MOVIE FILE WILL CRASH
WHEN YOU "CHOOSE" NOT TO TALK TRASH
SOME HOW A LITTLE BOY IN CHEDER WILL LEARN TORAH WITH MORE ENTHUSIASM
WHEN YOU INSTALL A FILTER
A SEFER TORAH WILL BE WRITTEN
WHEN YOU DELETE YOUR OLD GARBAGE
SOMEONE WILL DRESS TZNIUSDIK
WHO IS THAT SOME ONE IT CAN BE ME OR YOUR CHILDEREN OR MAYBE EVEN YOU YOURSELF
ME-AT MIN HA-OHR
DO-CHE HARBEHHHHH MIN HACHOSHECH
LET US DO OUR ME-AT
HAMIKADESH ATZMO ME-AT MIKADSHIN OSO HARBEH
WE CAN NOT WIPE OUT THE Y"H
WE CAN NOT SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET
WE CAN NOT WIPE OUT THE P*** INDUSTRY
WE CAN NOT TELL OUR OWN SISTERS TO DRESS IN A MORE MODETST WAY
WE CAN TELL OUR BROTHERS TO NOT LUST
WE CAN NOT TELL PEOPLE NOT TO FEEL EXCITED FROM IMMORAL VIEWS
SO WHAT CAN WE DO
BRING A LITTLE KEDUSHA IN OUR WORLD
OY YOY VETAHER LIBEINU LI-OVDECHA BE-EMES
bardichev
