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Scientific studies show that it takes 90 days to break an addictive pattern in the mind. Start your own Log of your journey to 90 days! Post here to update us on your status and to give each other chizuk to stay strong!

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Re: Steve's Journal 09 Jun 2010 03:54 #69617

Dov OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 1960 Karma: 383	We love you, fuzzy picklehead!
	"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same." Last Edit: by .

Re: Steve's Journal 09 Jun 2010 18:05 #69714

NeverAgain	Dov, if you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!!!
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Re: Steve's Journal 09 Jun 2010 18:21 #69718

bardichev	Since when doesn't have bones?? Second of all nothing will happen to the canoe...yidden don't tip!
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Re: Steve's Journal 09 Jun 2010 19:15 #69726

NeverAgain	bardichev wrote on 09 Jun 2010 18:21: Since when doesn't have bones?? Second of all nothing will happen to the canoe...yidden don't tip! Wait... I don't get it.
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Re: Steve's Journal 09 Jun 2010 23:22 #69770

Dov OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 1960 Karma: 383	Now, wait a New-York minute there, young man. NM asked me, not you. There, that's better. Whatever, just pass the Woodford.
	"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same." Last Edit: by .

Re: Steve's Journal 09 Jun 2010 23:46 #69775

briut Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1425 Karma: 0	Dov, I think these bozos might have emptied out their Woodford bottles long ago. Either that, or Granny Clampett has been turning their pickle juice into a little bit of white lightning. Steve, are your pickles tasting like vodka??
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Re: Steve's Journal 10 Jun 2010 01:37 #69788

bardichev	Like woodford has bones?? (Bitmiyah!) Its the herring that has bones its the cracker that holds the herring Ok the oodfors washes it down!!
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Re: Steve's Journal 10 Jun 2010 01:59 #69789

briut Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1425 Karma: 0	Poor Steve. Started out to write a journal. Ended up with a circus. Send in the clowns....
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Re: Steve's Journal 10 Jun 2010 02:40 #69790

NeverAgain	Briut wrote on 10 Jun 2010 01:59: Send in the clowns.... Dear G-d, If you give us back Kurt Cobain, we'll give you Lady GaGa!
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Re: Steve's Journal 10 Jun 2010 15:31 #69879

Steve Current streak: 5034 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder I Posts: 903 Karma: 2	I smell a hijacking going on... Everyone, please have the flight attendants check your shoes for little wires sticking out. OK, let's play What's My Line: "Will the REAL TERRORIST please stand up?" Why, he looks just like Kitty Carlyle in drag!!
	No one is so small that he can not give help, and no one is so big that he doesn't need it. Kol HaOlam Kulo, Gesher Tzar Meod, V'HaIkkar: Lo L'Pacheid Klal. Last Edit: by .

Re: Steve's Journal 10 Jun 2010 16:46 #69894

NeverAgain	I like cheese. ;D But I don't know why I didn't say that long ago...
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Re: Steve's Journal 10 Jun 2010 18:02 #69914

Steve Current streak: 5034 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder I Posts: 903 Karma: 2	Hey, Dov, NICE ROUND NUMBER!! 1700 posts! 1700 times you were giving and caring and kind, and even when you were just kibbitzing, it was with a purpose of AHAVA and REIYUS. Thanx for being the great man that you are!! We ALL have a lot to learn from you!
	No one is so small that he can not give help, and no one is so big that he doesn't need it. Kol HaOlam Kulo, Gesher Tzar Meod, V'HaIkkar: Lo L'Pacheid Klal. Last Edit: by .

Re: Steve's Journal 10 Jun 2010 18:28 #69921

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Nevermore wrote on 09 Jun 2010 18:05:

Dov, if you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!!!

OMG, that was funny! I was rolling.

Here's another one:
Q: Why is a duck?
A: The higher the lower.

Uh oh. I think this kind of stuff belongs on a different thread.

P.S. I like cheese too, just don't cut it over here ;D

Webmaster of www.guardyoureyes.org - Maintaining Moral Purity in Today's World. We’re here on a quest ; it’s really all a test. Just do your best and G-d will do the rest.

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Re: Steve's Journal 10 Jun 2010 18:32 #69924

briut Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1425 Karma: 0	Steve wrote on 10 Jun 2010 15:31: Why, he looks just like Kitty Carlyle in drag!! I wish posters would try to avoid triggering comments . (Or, maybe you only get 'triggering' thoughts about Roy Rogers' horse? )
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Re: Steve's Journal 10 Jun 2010 19:46 #69941

Steve Current streak: 5034 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder I Posts: 903 Karma: 2	Sorry, Dr. Briut, I thought you were a people doctor. Didn't know you were a Vet. Horses, huh? Are you a "leg man?" Hey, with one slip you can get 4 hits!
	No one is so small that he can not give help, and no one is so big that he doesn't need it. Kol HaOlam Kulo, Gesher Tzar Meod, V'HaIkkar: Lo L'Pacheid Klal. Last Edit: by .