tzaddik90 wrote on 08 Mar 2011 13:12:


You can rest assured Tzaddik, I don't ride the egged-green monsters.

(Actually, for nesiot pnim in J-lm I really have no choice)

58. for Afikoman you ask for kickboxing lessons from Billy

59. you call up Agudah and ask if you can put Guard as a write-in candidate for the Moetzes

60. you ask every ice cream truck vendor if they want to hear the beautiful piece of Kedushas Levy you just learned

tzaddik90 wrote on 08 Mar 2011 13:12:

any relation to Ichabod Crane? the headless horseman had an orange pumpkin beard?

ZemirosShabbos wrote on 08 Mar 2011 15:17:


Who said he isn't on it already?

64  think of letakain by alainu

bardichev wrote on 08 Mar 2011 01:55:

bardichev wrote on 08 Mar 2011 17:53:


Is this a 'Kosherized' way of thinking about women??

Boy, am I lucky that Guard put up the GYE Mechitza right before I arrived here!!!

61. you wear shin guards just because

62. you make a simcha and there are people from your side, your wife's side, friends and then some unexplained guests who refuse to divulge how they know you, except that they stood near you at Har Sinai

63. you forgive Bards if he gets the count a little wrong - what's wrong with a little Woodford to'ameha on erev Woodford Wednesday

Zemmy, this is Mamish Ah Ge-Oi-nis!

Lemme give this a try.

64) When you go to the zoo and wonder why there are No Green Elephants.

65) When you spend more time on GYE then you did on Porn Sites.

66) When you start speaking "Dovish".

67) You smile to yourself when someone says a vort from the Bardichever & he wants to know what you thought was so funny about it.

68) When you tell people to Have a Guarded Day!

69) When you get excited like a small child getting a lolly pop, when you were promoted to a Hero Member.

70) When you meet a red neck & feel like you have known them for ages & have a lot in common Like,

Posoms?! Yup! Posom Cholint)

Kick boxing?! Yup! We got that too.

Roadkill?! I have heard of that one before!

Trucking?! Duh! That's what we do all day! This takes me to #71.

71) When you Keep On Trucken but have no idea what to do when you sit into an 18 wheeler.

72) When you think you have to keep on posting here even after you ran out of ideas 5 numbers ago.... You know you have been on GYE for a long time.

Efshar Lesaken

Last Tikun By Babba Kadush on March/09/2011 at 1:52 AM

73. When u call 411 to find our efshar lesaken phone #

74. on Purim you go over to the band and ask them to play "Jack's Niggun" and cannot understand how they don't know what you mean

75. you call kishka 'kichsa'

76. you show up at Sadigerer mikva and expect a discount

77.  When someone says "Allow me to introduce myself", you start getting the welcome package ready.

78. when someone says "Thank G-d" quickly, you ask him if he said G-d or guard

79. in birchos hashachar where it says היום ובכל יום you have penciled in on the side "one day at a time"

80. you think Humpty Dumpty should have just said fell shmell and kept on trucking after his great fall

81. you have figured out a way to hang GYE flyers on the sly, by putting a GYE flyer under an innocuous one about Pesach in the Sahara or something and putting scotch tape on the back of the GYE flyer and attaching the Pesach flyer with just a little bit of shnapps/water/shoe polish/whatever which won't last more than 10 minutes while you escape in the getaway car...

82. You are drunk on Purim and you start darshening how the 12 Steps are keneged the 12 shvatim and the 12 months and GYE is keneged Adar Bais and Bill Wilson was a rebbish kind whose real name was Berish Weiss and he just didn't like knaidlach and was banished to Akron to be mesakein the 12 steps which the are Ikkar of recovery, lechaim!

83. after that lechaim you tell everyone to lean closer and you are megaleh that Dr.Silkworth was a gilgul of Charvona and he was primarily concerned with saving the trees, but the 1930's were just too early to start environmentalism

84. you look at the butcher as if he is nuts when he claims possum aint kosher

42. (?) when someone falls to the ground you tell him to say 3 times fell shmell

unfortunately its no a joke. my wife tripped on something and fell. I told her "come on get up and say fell shmell 3 times"



_{i just hope she is not on GYE}