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TOPIC: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 63587 Views

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 07 Mar 2011 22:32 #100034

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 07 Mar 2011 22:50 #100043

kedusha Current streak: 717 days OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 3167 Karma: 46	38. You say "Keep on trucking" to your UPS man.
	Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'! Last Edit: by .

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 07 Mar 2011 22:53 #100044

bardichev	ben durdayah wrote on 07 Mar 2011 22:22: 37. You stand in front of Buckingham palace shocked and start screaming "Hear O' Addicts Guard is the Guard, Guard is one, d'ya hear me for cryin' out loud..." until you are unceremoniously escorted away. Attachments: pester reb...uard.jpg (10KB) pester reb...pg_thumb (35KB)
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 07 Mar 2011 22:59 #100048

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	39. when you pass though customs and they ask if you have anything to declare you say "my name is Snot-nosed Yankel and i am a lust addict" 39. you go to Israel and someone says 'tafsik!' and you ask him why he recommends that method
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 07 Mar 2011 23:01 #100050

kedusha Current streak: 717 days OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 3167 Karma: 46	40. When one of your kids is twisting his brother's arm, you say - "Let go . . . and let G-d!"
	Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'! Last Edit: by .

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 08 Mar 2011 00:14 #100063

shteeble OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 2024 Karma: 30	41. when you finally realize that you're on GYE for a while.
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 08 Mar 2011 01:55 #100070

bardichev	42. I don't drink 7up without thinking of mom and the EN
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 08 Mar 2011 02:27 #100079

im not alone	42. trucking on the i-90 while drinking woodford and singing zemiros shabbos
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 08 Mar 2011 02:32 #100080

Reb Yid OFFLINE Gold Boarder TKO the YH Posts: 274 Karma: 10	43- When you constantly find yourself giving someone Chizuk, and when asked where you heard that from you respond with "I Uh I Uh I don't remember!!"
	I am special I was chosen for this special mission. I must succeed. Klal Yisroel needs me. Hashem needs me. Chizuk From the Parsha www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?topic=3456.0 Letter From YH www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3445.0;attach=1631 Last Edit: by .

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 08 Mar 2011 02:34 #100081

shteeble OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 2024 Karma: 30	im not alone wrote on 08 Mar 2011 02:27: 42. trucking on the i-90 while drinking woodford and singing zemiros shabbos Rumor has it that people who drink woodford regularly have trouble counting past 42.
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 08 Mar 2011 02:38 #100082

Reb Yid OFFLINE Gold Boarder TKO the YH Posts: 274 Karma: 10	44- Someone stares at you funny and asks "Did you just quote Yosef Hatzadik?"
	I am special I was chosen for this special mission. I must succeed. Klal Yisroel needs me. Hashem needs me. Chizuk From the Parsha www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?topic=3456.0 Letter From YH www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3445.0;attach=1631 Last Edit: by .

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 08 Mar 2011 05:54 #100090

bardichev	45. I'm learning on my blackberry 46. You wake up to see if u got a PM (be modeh its true!)
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 08 Mar 2011 06:03 #100092

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	47. when someone asks you what day it is you 'today is the first day of the rest of my life' 48. you go into Barnes & Nobles and ask if they have anything besides for Sherlock Holmes in the kosher aisle 49. you claim to be a chassid of kvod kedushas maran the heiliger Guard, saba kadisha of GYE, er zul inz firen akegen moshiach tzidkeinu
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 08 Mar 2011 06:16 #100093

bardichev	Zemmy go to sleep ItS 12:15 in bardstowm so its one 1:15 in the east coast Its late Ill send billy and kahleed after ya HEH HEH!
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 08 Mar 2011 13:12 #100120

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50.if u sing zmiros on shabbos and suddenly get an attraction for giraffes
51.if u see a chassid eveytime you get on a bus and think it's durdaya (this DOES happen to me)
52.if you save memo's in your phone abt. what to post when your next online
53.if you read the handbooks with trupp
54.when you get sick of seeing famous people with lust addction in denial who'd never join gye cuz its beneath them, and it drives u mad
55.if your addictions switch from cheap alchohol and lust to the forum
56.if by now u know six people with ocobaaad (obsessive compulsive orange beard attraction addiction anonymous disorder
57.if you start imagining practical jokes like making another username and introducing yrslf that your'e hopelessly attracted to dyslexic wallrusses and can't stop

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