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Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 01 Mar 2011 21:32 #99113

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1.) For those who haven't been successful at losing weight - Guard Your Size (see #3 below).

2.) For those who compulsively buy tickets to Chinese auctions - Guard Your Prize.

3.) For compulsive complainers - Guard Your Sighs (problem: people may confuse it with #1, so maybe we should call #1 Guard Your Thighs)

4.) To help make safety goggles available to all Yiddishe construction workers - Guard Your Eyes (that name sounds very familiar - we need to check if its been used already).

5.) For compulsive fib tellers - Guard Your Lies.

6.) For compulsive junk food eaters - Guard Your Fries

7.) For wives who want to supervise their addict husbands - Guard Your Guys

8.) To assist air traffic controllers in doing their jobs - Guard Your Skies

9.) For people who compulsively ask questions - Guard Your Whys
Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'!
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Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 01 Mar 2011 22:50 #99128

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Succos Special - Guard Your Flies
Compulsive Bread Consumers - Guard Your Ryes
Ticheles Fanatics - Guard Your Dyes
For all you HAPPY folk - Guard Your Highs
You well dressed people - Guard Your Ties
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Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 01 Mar 2011 22:51 #99130

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don't forget the chip-eaters: Guard Your Wise
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 01 Mar 2011 22:53 #99131

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for tznius

guard your thighs

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Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 01 Mar 2011 22:54 #99132

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call the ambulande

something happenned to kedusha!!!!!!!!
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Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 01 Mar 2011 22:55 #99133

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He Started Drinking Early This Year.
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Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 02 Mar 2011 00:33 #99154

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bardichev wrote on 01 Mar 2011 22:54:

call the ambulande

something happenned to kedusha!!!!!!!!


No, this is the real me!
Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'!
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Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 02 Mar 2011 01:07 #99158

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I think kedusha has a compulsive guarding problem

anyone with compulsive problems of compulsivity go to guardyourcompulsivity.com/compulsiveguarding
kedusha check it out

guard your compulsivity  sorry it doesn't rhyme. still a severe problem worth mentioning
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Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 02 Mar 2011 01:08 #99159

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I'm really concerned about Kedusha, Do you think he's snapped? THere's something really wrong with him, can we get some people over to his house to check him out?
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Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 02 Mar 2011 01:38 #99170

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Me3 wrote on 02 Mar 2011 01:08:

I'm really concerned about Kedusha, Do you think he's snapped? THere's something really wrong with him, can we get some people over to his house to check him out?


You've got four hours to get here!
Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'!
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Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 02 Mar 2011 15:12 #99231

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some early Purim drinking Kedusha?

tx for the post, put a smile on my face!  ;D
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Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 02 Mar 2011 15:54 #99241

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He lives on the outskirts of Bardsville, it's four hours from everywhere.
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Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 02 Mar 2011 16:13 #99250

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Who mentioned bardsville?

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Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 02 Mar 2011 18:41 #99276

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Me3 wrote on 02 Mar 2011 15:54:

He lives on the outskirts of Bardsville, it's four hours from everywhere.

bardichev wrote on 02 Mar 2011 16:13:

Who mentioned bardsville?

It was not "me"

Im not kidding! I did not have any שייכות in that comment
honestly, I think it would be a busha to have Mr. kedusha in such a great town (while he is drunk)
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Re: Rabbosai, GYE is Starting Several New Important Organizations . . . 02 Mar 2011 19:41 #99288

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Efshar Letaken wrote on 01 Mar 2011 22:55:

He Started Drinking Early This Year.

Sick Man Getting Well wrote on 02 Mar 2011 15:12:

some early Purim drinking Kedusha?


Kedusha wrote on 17 Feb 2011 16:56:

David/Rage wrote on 16 Feb 2011 18:01:

hey, kedusha, youre invited too...i really want to see you drunk too...i heard when kedusha gets drunk he breaks into uncontrollable auditing of financial records of publicly traded companies...wild, man...


Kedusha has not gotten drunk since before Rage was Bar Mitzvah! 
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