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Re: IT WAS IN THE DAYS OF ACHASHVEYROSH 10 Feb 2011 22:55 #96571

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it's bain haperakim, and meshivin mipnei hakavod, lekovod the Bardstown Rebbe
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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Re: IT WAS IN THE DAYS OF ACHASHVEYROSH 10 Feb 2011 22:56 #96572

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nnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  SSSSSSSSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!  pass me the schnapps
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Re: IT WAS IN THE DAYS OF ACHASHVEYROSH 10 Feb 2011 22:58 #96573

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yuuh vayytter mit dee megillah

shud we continue?

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Re: IT WAS IN THE DAYS OF ACHASHVEYROSH 10 Feb 2011 22:59 #96574

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to be continueud


bards must pray mincha

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Re: IT WAS IN THE DAYS OF ACHASHVEYROSH 11 Feb 2011 04:41 #96596

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he showed off his wealth
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Re: IT WAS IN THE DAYS OF ACHASHVEYROSH 11 Feb 2011 04:49 #96597

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the armies of paras and maday
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Re: IT WAS IN THE DAYS OF ACHASHVEYROSH 11 Feb 2011 06:59 #96605

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Ok chevra

I can't be the only ball koreh here


This is a cute idea

Have fun with it!!!

B



Where is my gragger?
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Re: IT WAS IN THE DAYS OF ACHASHVEYROSH 11 Feb 2011 12:41 #96629

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bardichev wrote on 11 Feb 2011 04:49:

the armies of paras and maday


The head-thingies look like targets, no?

That's an army??
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: IT WAS IN THE DAYS OF ACHASHVEYROSH 12 Feb 2011 21:29 #96695

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Re: IT WAS IN THE DAYS OF ACHASHVEYROSH 13 Feb 2011 16:15 #96719

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Re: IT WAS IN THE DAYS OF ACHASHVEYROSH 13 Feb 2011 16:34 #96720

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And some people think bards is bored

Go figger ;@
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Re: IT WAS IN THE DAYS OF ACHASHVEYROSH 13 Feb 2011 19:47 #96750

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Wow!! you must be an experienced drinker to be able to drink that much and still keep count ;D
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Re: IT WAS IN THE DAYS OF ACHASHVEYROSH 13 Feb 2011 23:54 #96782

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Can we skip the showing off of Vashti? I just have a bit of a personal grudge with her...
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Re: IT WAS IN THE DAYS OF ACHASHVEYROSH 14 Feb 2011 00:41 #96789

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I'm not sure which Purim story you read, but in mine she doesn't ever show up.  I think I remember it being the reason for the entire Purim story in the first place...  Maybe not??
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Re: IT WAS IN THE DAYS OF ACHASHVEYROSH 14 Feb 2011 01:00 #96793

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There was this firing squad, see, and the last words Vashti heard was some SA guy in Achashveirosh's party whining,

"She's trigerring..."

The next thing you know,

POW!
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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