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groundhog day 20 Jan 2011 06:44 #93844

bardichev	Groundhogday is rapidly approaching Which means pitchers and catchers are gonna report to tampa and port st lucy Winter is almost over And our possum doesn't have a name yet Here are a few suggestions Zanivel Possnisht Possyuh Poss akum Shertzy
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Re: groundhog day 20 Jan 2011 15:08 #93862

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	how about GUEe Louie?
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: groundhog day 20 Jan 2011 18:41 #93913

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Herr ois,

You want to give a possum a name

It's really poshut.

But it depends-

If it's a boy you gotta make a bris and provide us with bagels and lox etc.

And if it's a maidele, then you have to provide us with a kiddesh:

Woodford

Crackers mit Scmaltz/ Matjas Herring

Overnite Potato Kigel

Yerushalmi Lukshen Kigel with a canned pickle

Ah fleishige Chulent

Kalte Beer to wash it all down

The cakes you can shick tzi de Veiber Sheel...

For Dov and the other two guys who care,
My real name really is Eli
Like the original Bendy, Ein hadavar talui ela bee

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Re: groundhog day 20 Jan 2011 18:50 #93917

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	don't forget Diet Dr.Possum soda
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: groundhog day 20 Jan 2011 19:11 #93923

bardichev	And kibeedim...
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Re: groundhog day 20 Jan 2011 19:16 #93927

ben durdayah Current streak: 49 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder No, that is not a mouse... Posts: 1253 Karma: 5	By inz the rebbe nemt alle kibeedim... I just think that it'll be a lot cheaper to call him possumonymous... But if you insist on a name... How about, Krausz, Adler, Miller, Lerner...Reagan
	For Dov and the other two guys who care, My real name really is Eli Like the original Bendy, Ein hadavar talui ela bee Last Edit: by .

Re: groundhog day 20 Jan 2011 19:22 #93932

bardichev	Reagan!!! Gevaldiggg Actually our possum has a me-ill rain mantel rechts oif links with reeflekktirs Kedusha if u need a shiur in haimishe jokes let me know
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Re: groundhog day 31 Jan 2011 05:40 #95021

Maccabee OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Karma: 0	ben durdayah wrote on 20 Jan 2011 18:41: And if it's a maidele, then you have to provide us with a kiddesh: Woodford Crackers mit Scmaltz/ Matjas Herring Overnite Potato Kigel Yerushalmi Lukshen Kigel with a canned pickle Ah fleishige Chulent Kalte Beer to wash it all down The cakes you can shick tzi de Veiber Sheel... WOW EBD, you really know how to get the party started!!
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Re: groundhog day 02 Feb 2011 14:30 #95392

bardichev	A FREILICHEN GROUNDHOG DAY!! Parve (zoglevek hechsher badat"z puxatany)wiLl be served all day!! May we all be zoiche To kreech out of the blutter B
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Re: groundhog day 02 Feb 2011 15:45 #95402

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	bardichev wrote on 02 Feb 2011 14:30: To kreech out of the blutter venomar eegen! לנו ולכל ישראל במהרה דידן
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: groundhog day 02 Feb 2011 18:09 #95441

ben durdayah Current streak: 49 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder No, that is not a mouse... Posts: 1253 Karma: 5	BTW -the SI groundhog claims that it'll be an early spring! http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/news/Headlines+&+Breaking+Stories/82608/Staten+Island+Chuck+Predicts+A+Shorter%C2%A0Winter.html
	For Dov and the other two guys who care, My real name really is Eli Like the original Bendy, Ein hadavar talui ela bee Last Edit: by .

Re: groundhog day 02 Feb 2011 18:10 #95444

Maccabee OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Karma: 0	I sure hope so. I'm walking on solid ice today. SO SLIPPERY!!!
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Re: groundhog day 23 Oct 2012 14:17 #146527

shteeble OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 2024 Karma: 30	40004 wrote on 20 Jan 2011 06:44: Groundhogday is rapidly approaching Which means pitchers and catchers are gonna report to tampa and port st lucy Winter is almost over And our possum doesn't have a name yet Here are a few suggestions Zanivel Possnisht Possyuh Poss akum Shertzy okay, for real, who started the possum thing?
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