Donno if you'll find this funny but here it goes (not my own joke)...

Technical support

A woman writes to the IT Technical support...


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5. And then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?


Regards,
Mary



Reply...


Dear Mary,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Whisky 6.1. Please note that Whisky 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good luck, madam!


Regards,
Tech Support

Haha, that's a good one

Among other things, this shows how worthless it is to try to have a romantic relationship before getting married.

moral of the story: bring the wife flowers ad she stops nagging?

what an awful relationship


hey...i feel like im in english class yanking apart and overanalyzing a good story again. il stop.

I see what you're saying but you can also look at it the other way...

The moral of the story is that we (husband and wife) must work on our marriages and shouldn't expect things to work out by themselves (as they usually do before marriage). Marriage is all about giving and receiving (although we should focus on the giving). I'm not married yet but that is what I gather  . We should also express our feelings (it's obviously a bit cynical but it is a joke). Life before marriage is fantasy while marriage is reality and requires efforts on both sides.

Now I'm overanalyzing...