lekovod today being the first day of the rest of my life and today being the only day where we can actually do something (yesterday was yesterday and tomorrow is only tomorrow) a new gemach is opening for smiles. Guard graciously supplies us with an unlimited amount of smiles available via the bar above the text entry box (and some other Bars...). problem is that sometimes we hesitate to use them and feel unworthy or unwilling to use them.

next time you can use a smile but can't bring your self to plaster one on your face you can come here and take one (or two or three...).

if you take one you need to return two. a heter iska has been drawn up in my imagination by a bais din i put together in my pipe dream. you have 30 days to return it.

here is the current inventory:


for when you just got your teeth whitened and want to show them off:
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

for those times when you remember a GYE joke and need to smile discreetly we have these:
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

when you need to smile while peeling onions:


penalties apply if you use these:
> :'(. you will need to return an extra smile if you use these.

one last thing: smile!

;D

brush my teeth... flossify... now

;D

Isn't :-X for the 'flossify'?

nahara nahara upashtei...

Is this  :o what happens to unguarded eyes?

don't know, but don't try

& this  is licking the lips after eating , right?

i am nominating you to the steering committee of this gemach...

with the commensurate salary of course

corner office

water-cooler privileges

reserved parking

do you accept?

:-\  $$$,$$$.00 ?

actually, it was more like $$$,$$$.99

just to sweeten the deal

:-*    Oh! sooo sweet!

:
is this the smile a person should have when he guards his eyes when he realizes he just did a mitzvah

No.

: is who we smile to when we recognize Who is the One who kept us holy!