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Re: CHOLINT!! 02 Nov 2011 01:25 #123805

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i never thoght i would say this but reb bardy you just scared the living daylights out of me.... thats like saying today is nonrecovery day on gye.... this is a mystical cryptic message kind of like the aggadatas and having something to do with adam harishons existence sans the chet harishon. in which case we would never have needed recovery and therefore never needed cholent on gye. right? right? .... that must be it. rebbe your brilliance is always astounding.
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Re: CHOLINT!! 02 Nov 2011 16:14 #123879

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i am not any more an addict
one cholint at a time
one shabbos at a time
first shabbos we daven early after moving back the clock
so we start to make the cholint thusday night
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Re: CHOLINT!! 03 Nov 2011 19:20 #124162

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lech lecha cholint recipe??
any one??
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Re: CHOLINT!! 03 Nov 2011 19:35 #124166

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lech lecha cholint is basically the 4 and 5 rule (or the foor in faif)
keneged the arba'a melachim and the chamisha

so you put in 4 parts beans to 5 parts meat
4 beer to 5 coke
4 potato to 5 tomato
4 ketchup to 5 honey
4 part yarmulka to 5 part chumash
4 kosos to 5 .... oops, got a little carried away
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: CHOLINT!! 03 Nov 2011 19:39 #124168

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you left out

srah imainu in the pox

paroh getting slammed

lot and the muzzle less shepsselach

kidiliomer

chtzizon tamar

beiras chammar

king of sedom in the lime pit

much more

the lichaim tish with shem

avrahm avinus bris
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Re: CHOLINT!! 03 Nov 2011 19:44 #124169

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gotta leave something for lech lecha 5773
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: CHOLINT!! 04 Nov 2011 07:14 #124260

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Zemmy, who thinks that far ahead? One day at a time, buddy  :
Baby steps.
If the road is pulling you down, it's a sign that you are going uphill, so just press harder on the gas!

Have a great day - unless, of course, you made other plans.
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Re: CHOLINT!! 04 Nov 2011 15:11 #124298

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you are right!

ומודה ועוזב ירוחם

(rebbe b, say hi to them)
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: CHOLINT!! 04 Nov 2011 15:31 #124299

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i left out soo much :o
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Re: CHOLINT!! 04 Nov 2011 15:36 #124300

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nu, i'm listening
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: CHOLINT!! 06 Nov 2011 01:27 #124354

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We had a recycled cholintt this week. It was part leftover cholent and I threw in new bones, onions psices honey and some other stuff to jazzz it up.

Recicled cholent is my way of contributing to environemntal cleansing . Although I remember reafding that cow's gas is partly depleting the ozone layer... That said - um well let's just forget that part.

So- my green cholent is gunna create thousands of jobs and propel us to the next level of ebergy conservation for the new milenium. We are gonna educate ppl about recycling cholent, we're gonna then take on the unions and wall street and give'em all a cholent break. That's really what this whole okkupy wealth street movement is about anyway. Everyone needs a bowl of cholent and I believe that will settle the whole thing down. Come to think- cholent might be a valluable tool for restarting the israeli peace negotiations... Either that or we can use it as a weapon against the palestinains. :p
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Re: CHOLINT!! 07 Nov 2011 01:38 #124496

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vayera cholint contest

we will be rating the most original cholint associated with the weeks parsh

yes u can submit your recipes

up till tuesdat

which is the known as the only non cholint day on GUe

wednesday is bean soaking day

all submissions will be cooked in omettels kitchen

and served in bardys pub

lets get cooking!
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Re: CHOLINT!! 07 Nov 2011 04:38 #124538

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Lashon and chardel chulent. Niiiiiiiiice!

How about lemon meruinge and chocolate cholent. I heard that's wat abraham fed the malachim.
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Re: CHOLINT!! 07 Nov 2011 15:39 #124585

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Remember it has to be a pesach cholent  :o.
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Re: CHOLINT!! 07 Nov 2011 16:27 #124605

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some sddom salt, some sulphite & fire coals, dead sea water, fire crackers, wheat crackers, wholewheat dough for pot cover, must be eaten in boiling sunlight under a cool breezy tree
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