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Re: CHOLINT!! 04 Oct 2011 17:26 #121028

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If jelly fish make a cholint out of jelly beans, do they get jelly gas? (Ok, I stole it....)
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If the road is pulling you down, it's a sign that you are going uphill, so just press harder on the gas!

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Re: CHOLINT!! 05 Oct 2011 03:08 #121084

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Interestingly Jellyfish are not allowed to eat chulent unless they drink a lchayim first. U can't mix fish and meat. (Even if your fish is jellied)
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Re: CHOLINT!! 05 Oct 2011 14:37 #121112

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ROFL

methinks you should print up flyers and drop them off a boat, i dunno if the fine upstanding jellyfish learning in kollel hora'a are aware of this
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
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Re: CHOLINT!! 05 Oct 2011 15:30 #121120

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why not take some jellybeans in shul for the kids to keep them ocuppied while davening
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Re: CHOLINT!! 06 Oct 2011 03:24 #121244

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Shmeichel wrote on 05 Oct 2011 15:30:

why not take some jellybeans in shul for the kids to keep them ocuppied while davening


Not a good idea. When they bite into them the tickles come out and they start geeeeeegling.

Some good sticky muffins will keep them quiet for a while  ;D
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
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Re: CHOLINT!! 06 Oct 2011 05:11 #121251

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Mmmmmm fish muffins and fish flavored jelly beans. Just what my recovery needed.
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Re: CHOLINT!! 06 Oct 2011 13:38 #121265

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why not join them
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Re: CHOLINT!! 07 Oct 2011 03:14 #121391

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I think thatall the fish and jelly bean jokes should be moved to thwir own thread called tickelfish.
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Re: CHOLINT!! 09 Oct 2011 16:31 #121490

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ok back to choilint

muffin season is over
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Re: CHOLINT!! 09 Oct 2011 20:33 #121515

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I was just getting used to muffins.....Nu-nu.
Rebbe B., come visit me oon my thread, bring a pot of farayoradigen cholint, I'll pour you a horseraddish vodka.
Baby steps.
If the road is pulling you down, it's a sign that you are going uphill, so just press harder on the gas!

Have a great day - unless, of course, you made other plans.
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Re: CHOLINT!! 10 Oct 2011 02:52 #121544

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Wsnt there an old elmud fudd cartoon that went s/t like... Its cholent season! Its muffon season! Its cholent season! Its muffin season....

If you get that one, you and bot are of the same kind.
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Re: CHOLINT!! 10 Oct 2011 14:14 #121593

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Guess what- I had so many muffins last week and last night after supper my wife asks me to pull a pan of amaretto muffins out of the freezer. I was thinking OK back to chulent. But hey- i guess for desert its still fine.

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Re: CHOLINT!! 10 Oct 2011 14:33 #121595

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wondering how come no one posted a cholint muffin recipe yet

and if we can wear kittels and blow shofar on Hoshano Rabba we should eat muffins too
(same goes for Zos Chanuka)
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: CHOLINT!! 11 Oct 2011 00:29 #121701

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I kid you not. I had a major nisayon today wanting to look at p*. I made a call and it helped pull me through. I'm still having aftershocks thogh.  I clicked on the forum and saw this thread had some new stuff and I was like- yeah yeah... I need that choelnt thread... Clock on it! ... And here I am
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Re: CHOLINT!! 11 Oct 2011 14:41 #121759

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bardichev wrote on 27 Sep 2011 17:48:

gue- fighting lust with cholint ...one kishka at a time...
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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