ZemirosShabbos wrote on 24 Aug 2011 22:04:


Is this what you really meant?

OMG!!!!! HAS NOONE AYTHING TO SPEAK OF CHOLENT? THIS CANT HEPPEN. WE MUST FILL THIS THREAD SO THAT THE AROMA OF CHOLENT AND ITS TASTYNESS WAFTS THROUGH THE GYE FORUM LIKE A BEACON OF WARMTH TO ALL THOSE SEKING RECOVERY....

monday??

So sayeth the Chef: Go unto BOT and call upon the Meat, the Bones, the Kishka and the Paprikash.
Raise them up, as a beacon on the hills and a banner upon the high-places.
Let those who seek come and be satiated, those who quiver and tremble take heart.
For as my word shall descend onto the earth, so shall the fields and hills of Israel blossom forth with fresh and pure cholent.

(Ingredients ch.5,ver.9)

any cholent left over from shabbos?

Zemmys the best cholevangelist I ever heard... Errrr read.
And I as a son of Israel take up my plate and fork in my hands, wandering the hills if judea (and the rockies and poconos) in search of festive meat to slaughter for our cholent offering.

I shall with the sweat of my brow grow the beans and barley fruit of my own handiwork and raise them up in joy and gladness and thanks to the creator. The first bite shall be consecrated with the oil that forms on the top of the cholent, and we shall separate that oil on a weekday and not on the sabbath to avoid the prohition of borer. And then when we have raised and consecrated that first bite we shall write the ingresients down and paste it to the doorways of our fridge so that the wonder and knowledge of kedushas cholent shall be as a sign to us everytime we grab a bite to eat.

Lest he who hath less cholent, or no cholent (yikes) be distraught, so shall the abishter command that each householdd tithe 2.3percent of their cholent (eggs not included) for a communla offering. This offering to be eaten by the poor and destitute shall be as a sign that cholent of klal yisroel can get us through anything we can imagine.

And the evil egyptian taskmasters will beg us to leave and tke their cholent as a gift noting that our cholent was alwayys better anyways but that they were so scared silly by the 10 plagues that theu just want us out and want us to take their cholent so we shall not bear a grudge againt them.
so it shall be written.... So it shall be done.


The prophet Cholentmeister 51:36

BOT, you are by far a more seasoned bible-thumping Cholevangelist
and to paraphrase George W. Bush, "Mission Accomplished", OMG you made me LOL and ROFL
TTYL

i am truly humbled by that one zemmy. i have to get to cholent seder- with my mesilas cholent and chafetz chulent. Rabbi Yisroel salami used to say one should learn chulent seder with a nigun that he hums to himself for inspiration. I usually sing that slow miii haish.... hachafetz chulent.... ohev chulent,,, ohev chulent shehu tov... netzor  lshoncha me ra, usfasecha miiii kibbeh, rak chulent she hu tov, bakesh od u'beteiavon.... 

Back on Track wrote on 30 Aug 2011 16:39:


Hey, what's wrong with kibbeh? I love it, and lachmagine (sp?), and all that other spicy stuff. And I'm not even Sefardy!

nothings wring with it... but it doesnt have tat cholent geshmake that makes you recover. it tastes grat but its a food. cholent is a spiritual thing. kapish? ifyou dont believe me, try sgarting athread and callingit kibeeh.... it aint gonna work.

rabosay
the barditchever rebbe seems to be extrimly busy coming home from the country
and there is still no cholint for shaboss
the crocpot is EMPTY
common units, we need מאכלי חמין לשבת קודש

my cholint was a victim of hurricane tropical storm irene

do you think i can apply to fema for damages??


https://www.disasterassistance.gov/DAC/ri/privacyAct.do

you first have to give them the taste of your cholint
then, sure you can apply

bardichev wrote on 05 Sep 2011 16:28:


oyur lucky... FEMA called me up and asked if they could use my cholent to fix up the damages as it makes a great cement.

kidushashem wrote on 20 Aug 2011 23:43:

i just puked a little bit in my mouth...