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Re: CHOLINT!! 23 Aug 2011 11:48 #115882

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it should get cold? chase v'cholent! > >
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Re: CHOLINT!! 24 Aug 2011 19:53 #116230

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Narcissism Cholent Therapy (pending FAA approval)

take off shoes, put on flip flops or crocs
sit down on couch with paper and pen
list your favorite ingredients for cholent: ketchup, beer, franks, chicken soup, Coke, shnapps, etc
take out all those ingredients and arrange them on the counter
imagine a cholent made with all that, done just right, savor the aroma and taste for a few minutes

now put all the stuff back into the pantry
[if you're married] call wife and ask what she recommends putting into the cholent, she'll probably say salt, pepper and a little garlic powder
[bochurim] take out a cookbook written by a woman, follow the recipe for cholent exactly

repeat until you are healed or the grandchildren start inviting you for shabbos
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
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Re: CHOLINT!! 24 Aug 2011 19:55 #116233

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zemmy i can tell by your hadnwriting that your not really  a narcisist but that you enjoy impersonating one. and Im a Giraffeologist so i know.
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Re: CHOLINT!! 24 Aug 2011 20:03 #116235

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do Giraffes eat these?
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Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: CHOLINT!! 24 Aug 2011 21:52 #116258

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ZemirosShabbos wrote on 24 Aug 2011 14:36:

thinking about making a Narcissism-therapy cholint recipe


Gevura ShebYesod wrote on 24 Aug 2011 20:50:

We can start with black-I-d peas and some I roast, some on-I-ons.....


Gevura ShebYesod wrote on 24 Aug 2011 21:29:

Actually any kind of MEat is good... especially salaME
For Dov and the other two guys who care,
My real name really is Eli
Like the original Bendy, Ein hadavar talui ela bee




 
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Re: CHOLINT!! 24 Aug 2011 22:03 #116265

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sikolodgeeee flanken
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Re: CHOLINT!! 24 Aug 2011 22:04 #116266

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Freud's Heimishe Flaish Gesheft?
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: CHOLINT!! 24 Aug 2011 22:09 #116268

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Self serve... 
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"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
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Re: CHOLINT!! 24 Aug 2011 22:11 #116269

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nahhhh frued serves monkey flaysh!!
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Re: CHOLINT!! 24 Aug 2011 23:12 #116281

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this forum is mitztamek veyofo loy
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Re: CHOLINT!! 25 Aug 2011 00:53 #116289

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Yeah and since we're all the same nuttiness I'd say matza min es minoh.
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Re: CHOLINT!! 25 Aug 2011 03:03 #116300

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And definitely Nosen Taam LShvach.
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"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends
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Re: CHOLINT!! 25 Aug 2011 03:04 #116301

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nat bar nat
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Re: CHOLINT!! 25 Aug 2011 03:23 #116304

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Maybe make that nut bar nuts....

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Re: CHOLINT!! 25 Aug 2011 03:28 #116306

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Did someone say bar? Bring on the Woodford!!!
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"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends
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