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Re: Bardy's Pub 14 Dec 2010 17:50 #89055

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you forgot zemel and baba tzirrel
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Re: Bardy's Pub 14 Dec 2010 17:52 #89056

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who is this baba tzirrel of which you speak?
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Re: Bardy's Pub 14 Dec 2010 19:49 #89079

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baba tzirel is like a fairy-g-dmother-clueless-aunt-bumbling-bubby-caring-camp-mother that we might not have had but definitely could've used...

and rabeinu teddybear, i like your little skit, t'was mahhhvelousssssss
keep 'em coming
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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Re: Bardy's Pub 14 Dec 2010 20:41 #89086

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in other words baba tzirrel is 7up ;D

oh yeah thanks zem. i'm a humor columnist for extra income in the real world. but i don't get to be my fully weird self out there. in here you poor folks must bear the brunt of my retardedness.
peace out peace in yo and all the good stuff in between.

bards, you sell spiked hot cocoa with marshmellows in them, or am i in the wrong joint for that?
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Re: Bardy's Pub 14 Dec 2010 20:49 #89091

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not so loud, i don't think 7up wants everyone to know who she is.....

and i think bards can get you any type of spike u want: spiked iced tea, spiked dog collars and spikes to end the police car-chase

and speaking of spikes. someone i know told me he once flew in trans-atlantic to be at a relative's funeral. the relative's spouse was elderly and not in great shape so people prepared a coffee for her with laxatives and sleeping pills mixed in. this globetrotter arrives at the house and desperately wanted a coffee before the funeral. somehow he got the spiked coffee. he was asked to speak at the service. needless to say the speech was very short...
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Bardy's Pub 14 Dec 2010 20:57 #89092

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hahahahah "rabosai i would like to tell you how wonderful my grandmother was. She use to - BATHROOM BREAK!!!!"
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Re: Bardy's Pub 15 Dec 2010 20:12 #89284

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bardichev wrote on 15 Dec 2010 19:50:

in this forum i and my gang (ZEMMY WORLD DESPERATE  7UP  RAGE YH etec etc)

we provide some cheer chizzuk a gitt vort ah lichaim


L'chaim! 

Smile! 
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Re: Bardy's Pub 16 Dec 2010 16:02 #89399

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Yosef Hatzadik wrote on 15 Dec 2010 20:12:

Smile! 


;D ------> *through clenched teeth* this big enough for you?
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Re: Bardy's Pub 17 Dec 2010 08:27 #89576

  • bardichev
Kretchmas open
We will be serving coffee and cake till 601 than its a fast day no cholint (no cuke cholint at billys treif joint)

So I'm up here in the kretchmer if any needs a warm drink

I'm here

Till the sun comes up


Yawwwwwwwwn

Zzz??

 
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Re: Bardy's Pub 17 Dec 2010 09:02 #89578

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ooh it's kretzermachin so exciting.

just a lite beer for me thanks bartender.
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Re: Bardy's Pub 17 Dec 2010 11:04 #89582

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Berele its the zman shoin

Good a bissel getrinken

Fayn


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Re: Bardy's Pub 17 Dec 2010 21:19 #89640

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Good shabbos bard zemmy YH and everyone else whos been shtupping their bills on my tab...
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Re: Bardy's Pub 19 Dec 2010 04:17 #89665

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we don't plan on stopping anytime soon...

bardy, can we get rounds for the whole oilam on Teddy's account?
best stuff you got...

and a plate of cucumber-cholint for Teddy
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Bardy's Pub 19 Dec 2010 04:52 #89666

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ZemirosShabbos wrote on 19 Dec 2010 04:17:

and a plate of cucumber-cholint for Teddy


no diet cholent for me please- teddybears need to be well stuffed.

*roots around in zemmy's backpocket while he's passed out drunk* ooh look, credit card!!! hey bards, can i pay my bill now?
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Re: Bardy's Pub 23 Dec 2010 19:27 #90530

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took a few days to close down the crime scene investigation but the pub is now re-opening with enhanced security to prevent pickpockets, pilfering and petty larceny plus new measures for detecting armed teddybears...

Lechaim!
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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