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Re: Bardy's Pub 31 Oct 2010 03:26 #82101

  • frumfiend
What am i supposed to do on shabbos when i am about to fall. I am a shabbos observer so i cant post on the forum that im about to fall.
Take out a bottle of woodford and meditate on the favorite drink of the forum.
Still not working make a lchayim to bards.
Still feeling the urge drink a toast to the guard.
Continue to drink to various members of the forum untill the urge passes.
This always works and can also be used during the week.

Did you hear guard has struck a deal with woodford. We are now a official mascot. In addition for every bottle drank by members of our chaburah they will donate twenty percent. Just send in your reciept with the word GYE and they will donate twenty percent. So start your drinking gentelmen and you will be doing a great mitzva.
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Re: Bardy's Pub 31 Oct 2010 03:32 #82102

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Kretchma is an inn

A place where it all happenned

The rebbe came and did his mofsim

The poritz came and tried to get his rent he left with a belly full of vodka

The goyim drank fought

Ahh and the yidden

Oy there was always a hidden tzaddik "inter dee oivin"

Ok that's for next yiddish lesson

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Re: Bardy's Pub 31 Oct 2010 08:50 #82125

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Zemiros Shabbos
Frumiend The Star
R' Bardichev
GEVVVAAAAAHLLLDDIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

UN OICHET

frumfiend...........          what a concept!
ah lechaim mit der gye kehillah on shabbos koidesh!
Next shabbos I want to remember tzu machen de zelber lechaim!!!!!
shkoyach for the geshmakeh idea!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Bardy's Pub 31 Oct 2010 18:31 #82157

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just make sure to clear your calendar for Sunday, there are 1000+ members here, you might feel a little, um, inebriated, after that

unless you use lemonade
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Bardy's Pub 31 Oct 2010 18:55 #82162

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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Bardy's Pub 01 Nov 2010 15:44 #82254

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lechaim to reb yosef hatzadik!
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Bardy's Pub 01 Nov 2010 16:00 #82261

  • bardichev
Od yosef chai!!
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Re: Bardy's Pub 01 Nov 2010 16:08 #82263

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Thanks!!!


Today is 101!
...But a different kind than the last time around!!!

Boruch Hashem!!!!!
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Re: Bardy's Pub 02 Nov 2010 23:41 #82615

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L'Chayim Toivim ul'Sholom!!

(translated by SA [Sobriety Artscroll]:  To your sobriety (sobriety = life), and to your serenity (Shalom = serenity)...amen!)
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: Bardy's Pub 03 Nov 2010 21:37 #82779

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bardichev, ZemirosShabbos, an honest mouse, Jooboy, Naftali Z, Frumfiend The star, Yosef Hatzadik, Briut, Kedusha, shnook, aryehtahor, ur-a-jew, jsaltz, Me3, lookingforwisdom, Yiddle2, yechida, kosher, guardureyes, Stuart, nezach, dov, ovadia, Someone, Pintele Yid, cleareyes613, letakain22, chaim77, confused, andrewsh, A wife, anongye, st, dave186, jewinpain, bas sara, frottberg, mclean, BeStrong88, trying-hard, shmendrick, david712, Eye.nonymous, muststop, dovekbashem, kutan shel hachabura, Shlomo, ToAdd, admonimous, tomid besimcha, ben yaakov, aa1977, Haleivi76, Chazak, silentbattle, 1daat

does any one wanna chill out and shmooze here in the kretchmer just easy non addiction stuff?

pull up a chair

have some hot chestnuts

a glezeleh mashkeh

we will daven mincha soon

enjoy
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Re: Bardy's Pub 03 Nov 2010 21:39 #82783

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quick, call the local chair rental, it's gonna get crowded in here...
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Bardy's Pub 09 Nov 2010 17:59 #83790

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knock, knock

anybody here?

i have a knotty question, i am looking to 'shtell tikun' for the yartzeit of Rav Aron Kotler and Rav Noson Wachtfogel and i need a place where they won't make an issue of mixing the Litvishe yartzeit with the Chasidishe way of celebrating...

i heard the barkeep here has his nose buried in a Kedushas Levi when he's not mixing drinks but he also sells ice cream...
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Bardy's Pub 09 Nov 2010 18:16 #83794

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What's the question

I had a lchaim right nucchin davinnen

For the Rosh Yeshiva and the Mashgiach. Zichronom livracha

Without these two huge gedolim no one in america would have the Torah we enjoy ( and take for granted) Today

Zechusom yagain alainu

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Re: Bardy's Pub 09 Nov 2010 18:21 #83795

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bardichev wrote on 09 Nov 2010 18:16:

What's the question

I had a lchaim right nucchin davinnen

For the Rosh Yeshiva and the Mashgiach. Zichronom livracha

Without these two huge gedolim no one in america would have the Torah we enjoy ( and take for granted) Today

Zechusom yagain alainu

B


shkoyach rebbe

zechusom yagen alainu ve'al kol yisrael

but rebbe, emesdig, did you finish davening already? 
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Bardy's Pub 10 Nov 2010 17:40 #84063

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i am sponsoring lechaims for one and all today likovod HashemsSoldier's siyum on the GYE Attitude Handbook!

chap arain!

(teetotalers can get a voucher for the lemonade stand, ask the barkeep for an application)

(chronic shabbos-chasers can get a voucher for the Cholint outlet)  that means me
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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