Lchaim!! To all my brothers!! (And hidden sisters)

All the best!!

WoW

I truly wish I should have born witness to that meeting!! (without compromising your anonymity of course)






Although I didn't have WOODFORD, I did have my first shot of vodka....horrible, blech.....

        but boy! it kicks in fast, and hard!!   

SE got shikkur!!!!!!  untill I couldn't do the gematria on Arur haman=Baruch Mordecahi

Reb Bards?  can I have the floor please. Allow me to stand on my soapbox (untill some shikkur knocks me off)

What did you people do when drunk?



1 cup : Medrash

3 cup: Sugya beiyun

5 cup : gemara bekius        mincha (perfectly mutar al pi halacha- still)

empty bottle:  Lained the megilla in 25 minutes, without slurring a word (just finnishing b4 shkiah)

2nd bottle: bekius, bekius bekius and gave some mussar (to other people)

2 bottles (6%) + shot of vadka: ma'ayan hamisgaber of torah on the meggila
2nd shot vodka = zmiros, shevaos, vehodaos

:-\ the  meal had to end  :'(

Nee. Dee chob fargessen dem greptzeleh!

When do we start brewing Kosher Lepesach Plum Brandy or maybe Slivovitz?

Far a poor fleshelech MUST darf men gayn tzi der Mikve Yid????

Men gayt balt shtellin dee borsht

bardichev wrote on 04 Mar 2010 00:45:


YUK!!!

Not just any borsht…….Mrs. Adlers borsht “the best out there”.

Git voch!!!

Ok we finished the Blantons
Ok the litlle B's fought over the horsie

We still have asach lchaim left in the kretchmer the bookers is within reach of liquid "Tashbisu" before peasach

Boy is my Rov gonna be surprised when I sell him the chometz and I value my "scnapps" close to $1000.00 range

Ok lchaom to the world!!!

Have a happy vuch!!!

KEEP ON TRUCKING!!!

bardichev

YOU WOULD SELL IT TO A GOY???????????????????????????

How about being machmir, and drinking it yourself B4 Pesach?

While Reb b is shtelling his borsht, and the mini-b's are araingekoch'd over the fehrrd, here's a little l'chayim to the fellow who threw me a candy-coated lifesaver ring while I was drowning in self-pity that I was spending Purim in a hospital alone (with 475 sober phillipino nurses and doctors).

THANKS Bardsky!

DOV next time let's transfer to the same ward....C"V not another purim in a hospital!!!

I had to have a taynis untill 3:30 pm!!! becuase I couldn;'t get my hand on a kasher megila! forget simcha, think taynis.

Oy vei! I'd probably have eaten the megillah!

Reporting for duty at the pub! First one in the house, it seems....
Hey, anybody else in here?
This is almost as bad as chatting with the ignomious chatline folk, pretending to be young and attractive while they are really too old, too hairy-faced, and too rotund to appear anywhere in person, so they're on the phone fishing!
Alright, so I'm a lunatic.....
Ich bin a ugeh-bored-lunatic....
Help.....

........l'chayim, anyone?

I'm here
WOODFORD IN HAND

Rage park your chopper and get inside!!