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The Awkward Moments Thread 09 May 2025 01:48 #435640

  • balancedfox70
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Hello friends,

I have noticed that there is a crisis going on on the "Embarrassing things we all do and think" thread with people not respecting the criteria of "things we all do" by posting things that are embarrassing but almost unheard of...

To solve this I have created "The Awkward Moments Thread" A place where anyone can post any awkward moment or story they have ever experienced that is solely unique to you.

Feel free to post whatever you'd like, there will be no judging or analyzing any moments.

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Here are my threads:
guardyoureyes.com/forum/4-On-the-Way-to-90-Days/433015-Just-starting-out

guardyoureyes.com/forum/17-Balei-Battims-Forum/433933-Tired-Wife

Feel free to reach out.
My email address is: balancedfox70@gmail.com
Last Edit: 09 May 2025 02:04 by balancedfox70.

Re: The Awkward Moments Thread 09 May 2025 02:29 #435644

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Trying to be a kosher-yosher kinda guy, I try not to look at the (all female) babysitters when I drop my baby off, if I even have my glasses on. 
This morning, I’m “waiting in line” to bring the kiddo into the room, but there’s a lady shmuzing and blocking the way. Trying to keep up my status, I just kinda looked awkwardly at the floor (most certainly wasn’t checking out the view). The babysitter in the room saw me and said “Oh, good morning Ploni (my baby’s name)!” The “shmuzer” turned around and, lol and behold, it’s one of the babysitters. I kinda felt judged by her look at me, like “and how long were you hanging out back there for? And why didn’t you say excuse me? Huh, big kosher-yosher guy??”

 Dunno. Shoyn. 
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