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The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled
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TOPIC: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 52358 Views
Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 Jul 2025 03:35 #438548
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“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. “Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery” -also Calvin. “The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.” -Groucho Marks. ”And since when do I take orders from a fish?” -Mama Himmelstein. “Pornography is a bad answer to a good question” -R’ Daniel Kalish “True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.” -Rabbi Dovid Kaplan. |
Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 14 Jul 2025 14:53 #438874
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Mondays you say?
How about getting all the kiddos ready for daycare and camp solo, including a detour to the keli mikva, then at the final drop off realizing I left one lunch at home and having the camp counselor say "well that's what happens when you leave the Father in charge, right?" I think my feigned amusement was convincing. Please don't teach my daughter that all men are like Papa from the Berenstein Bears. And even those who are, that's not a free ticket to check out. If you want to marry an adult child AND facilitate his incompetence, that's your business. Keep your opinions to yourself.  Warning: Spoiler! |
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 14 Jul 2025 23:08 #438906
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BenHashemBH wrote on 14 Jul 2025 14:53:
Mondays you say? How about getting all the kiddos ready for daycare and camp solo, including a detour to the keli mikva, then at the final drop off realizing I left one lunch at home and having the camp counselor say "well that's what happens when you leave the Father in charge, right?" I think my feigned amusement was convincing. Please don't teach my daughter that all men are like Papa from the Berenstein Bears. And even those who are, that's not a free ticket to check out. If you want to marry an adult child AND facilitate his incompetence, that's your business. Keep your opinions to yourself. Warning: Spoiler!Yes. “Mondays”, I say. And if you want more of a Grouch? Warning: Spoiler! |
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“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. “Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery” -also Calvin. “The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.” -Groucho Marks. ”And since when do I take orders from a fish?” -Mama Himmelstein. “Pornography is a bad answer to a good question” -R’ Daniel Kalish “True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.” -Rabbi Dovid Kaplan. |