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TOPIC: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 20697 Views
Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 20 Jan 2025 18:31 #429608
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“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. “Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery” -also Calvin. “The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.” -Groucho Marks. “Pornography is a bad answer to a good question” -R’ Daniel Kalish “True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.” -Rabbi Dovid Kaplan. |
Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 20 Jan 2025 18:33 #429610
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thompson wrote on 20 Jan 2025 16:18:
tzitzis dude wrote on 20 Jan 2025 05:07: Why is it that, when dancing the hora by weddings, bar mitzvahs, etc. I always seem to end up between two shmoes who each decide to do the steps at their own pace- both of which are off from the song AND the rest of the circle? Not only that, (just like in traffic) whenever I go to either another circle, or even the same circle just a different place, those shmoes suddenly find it within them to hora properly, and then my new “buddies” are the new shmoes?????  Warning: Spoiler!Chaver, have you ever considered the possibility that you're the shmoe...? Until now, no. I’ve never considered that possibility. And it shall remain like that. |
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“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. “Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery” -also Calvin. “The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.” -Groucho Marks. “Pornography is a bad answer to a good question” -R’ Daniel Kalish “True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.” -Rabbi Dovid Kaplan. |
Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 20 Jan 2025 18:35 #429611
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 20 Jan 2025 20:48 #429629
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 21 Jan 2025 01:39 #429657
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odyossefchai wrote on 20 Jan 2025 20:48:
Having personally danced next to Tzitzis Dude yesterday, I can confirm he was doing the kazatzka like the shpoler zeida! Perfect steps. Oh, yes. Those legs were flying and the socks were showing. Oof. I’m still sore. Makes me think I should do it more often. I will say, though, (not to brag [which always means that a brag is coming]), but when I got to the wedding of my friend (different event than where the kazatzka went down), it was mid-2nd dance and the slow 2-step was happening. Yours truly got in there and painfully joined in. However, when the chosson pulled me in, I did the hora with him, and guess what? The rest of the oilam joined along. Warning: Spoiler! |
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“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. “Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery” -also Calvin. “The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.” -Groucho Marks. “Pornography is a bad answer to a good question” -R’ Daniel Kalish “True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.” -Rabbi Dovid Kaplan. |