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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Nov 2024 00:58 #426080

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I was invited to a Thanksgiving dinner but then disinvited coz my kids would make too much noise! Is that a good grouch?

You should have just dropped off a live turkey and left. 

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Nov 2024 01:31 #426083

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wantingbetter wrote on 29 Nov 2024 00:58:


I was invited to a Thanksgiving dinner but then disinvited coz my kids would make too much noise! Is that a good grouch?

You should have just dropped off a live turkey and left. 

Shame. I just had a bunch of them on my front lawn, could’ve trapped them and helped out a fellow (wannabe) groucher. Nu. At least we have what to (possibly) grouch about.
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Nov 2024 01:33 #426084

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tzitzis dude wrote on 29 Nov 2024 01:31:

wantingbetter wrote on 29 Nov 2024 00:58:


I was invited to a Thanksgiving dinner but then disinvited coz my kids would make too much noise! Is that a good grouch?

You should have just dropped off a live turkey and left. 

Shame. I just had a bunch of them on my front lawn, could’ve trapped them and helped out a fellow (wannabe) groucher. Nu. At least we have what to (possibly) grouch about.


A bunch of kids?! Or turkeys?!
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Last Edit: 29 Nov 2024 03:25 by iwantlife.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Nov 2024 02:16 #426087

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tzitzis dude wrote on 29 Nov 2024 01:31:

wantingbetter wrote on 29 Nov 2024 00:58:


I was invited to a Thanksgiving dinner but then disinvited coz my kids would make too much noise! Is that a good grouch?

You should have just dropped off a live turkey and left. 

Shame. I just had a bunch of them on my front lawn, could’ve trapped them and helped out a fellow (wannabe) groucher. Nu. At least we have what to (possibly) grouch about.

Those turkeys on your front lawn were not your ordinary, happy-go-lucky, run-of-the-mill,  fress-away-life-until-you-end-up-on-a-cold-cut-platter-next-to-someone’s-cholent type of turkey. Oh no.

Those were no ordinary turkeys, my friend.

I’d lock my door and windows well tonight if I were you…
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Nov 2024 02:22 #426089

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youknowwho wrote on 29 Nov 2024 02:16:

tzitzis dude wrote on 29 Nov 2024 01:31:

wantingbetter wrote on 29 Nov 2024 00:58:


I was invited to a Thanksgiving dinner but then disinvited coz my kids would make too much noise! Is that a good grouch?

You should have just dropped off a live turkey and left. 

Shame. I just had a bunch of them on my front lawn, could’ve trapped them and helped out a fellow (wannabe) groucher. Nu. At least we have what to (possibly) grouch about.

Those turkeys on your front lawn were not your ordinary, happy-go-lucky, run-of-the-mill,  fress-away-life-until-you-end-up-on-a-cold-cut-platter-next-to-someone’s-cholent type of turkey. Oh no.

Those were no ordinary turkeys, my friend.

I’d lock my door and windows well tonight if I were you…

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Nov 2024 02:22 #426090

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That gif of yours looks like Redfaced next avatar.
You can win the fight, but I'll have to live with the loser.

Any excuse you use for yourself, you must be willing to use for your wife.

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Nov 2024 02:41 #426092

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Heeling wrote on 29 Nov 2024 02:22:
That gif of yours looks like Redfaced next avatar.

Shamefully not . His avatar had my avatar MURDERED!!!

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Nov 2024 04:46 #426107

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youknowwho wrote on 29 Nov 2024 02:16:

tzitzis dude wrote on 29 Nov 2024 01:31:

wantingbetter wrote on 29 Nov 2024 00:58:


I was invited to a Thanksgiving dinner but then disinvited coz my kids would make too much noise! Is that a good grouch?

You should have just dropped off a live turkey and left. 

Shame. I just had a bunch of them on my front lawn, could’ve trapped them and helped out a fellow (wannabe) groucher. Nu. At least we have what to (possibly) grouch about.

Those turkeys on your front lawn were not your ordinary, happy-go-lucky, run-of-the-mill,  fress-away-life-until-you-end-up-on-a-cold-cut-platter-next-to-someone’s-cholent type of turkey. Oh no.

Those were no ordinary turkeys, my friend.

I’d lock my door and windows well tonight if I were you…

I actually have a friend who was convinced that these wandering turkeys were possessed by evil spirits. I saw where he was coming from, but always thought him slightly kooky for such conviction. 

Who knew what I’d find out years later?…
“Verbing weirds language”
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“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 01 Dec 2024 04:47 #426200

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And, to top it all off, my wife has fever, she thinks it might be the flu. And she’s taking on a bunch more clients this week. 
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 01 Dec 2024 11:57 #426209

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AND ITS COLD IN MONSEY:angry:

Very cold. And I'm outdoors most of today! 
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Until I actually got clean.
If I can do it, you can too!

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 01 Dec 2024 13:54 #426212

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I kind of like the cold here,

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 01 Dec 2024 16:21 #426216

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odyossefchai wrote on 01 Dec 2024 11:57:
AND ITS COLD IN MONSEY:angry:

Very cold. And I'm outdoors most of today! 

I can attest to the validity of the grouchiness contained above. It is, indeed, flipping cold in Monsey. 

Also windy, fyi. 
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 01 Dec 2024 16:25 #426217

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Not sure why we're getting so excited about Monsey. It's just as cold in iwantlifeville. 
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"Comparison is the thief of joy" - also Theodore Roosevelt

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Last Edit: 01 Dec 2024 16:26 by iwantlife.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 01 Dec 2024 16:27 #426219

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Chanukah parties.

Which should we/must we/ have to/ attend?

Will the grandmother wet her pillow if I don't come?

How long will we stay for?
You can win the fight, but I'll have to live with the loser.

Any excuse you use for yourself, you must be willing to use for your wife.

Not Always can I understand others, but I can always respect their wishes.

You're human, it's okay.

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
Last Edit: 01 Dec 2024 16:29 by Heeling.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 01 Dec 2024 16:28 #426220

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So, the baby has had a cold for the past few weeks, in addition to having a virus for most of last week, vomiting all food and bottles. It seemed to have gone away. 
Friday afternoon (because when else?) he had a fever (102), went to the urgent care, and it turns out that he has an ear infection, as well as an eye infection. 
After that, we discover that we’re having our two nephews for shabbos. (Their mother was sick.) 
In the meantime, my wife got a bad cold Friday morning, which only got worse as the day went on. 
To top it all off, the baby got his virus back. 
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.
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