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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 02 Jul 2024 18:23 #416238

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And once we have you on the table Mr. thompson, your profile picture is THOMSON not THOMPSON.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 02 Jul 2024 18:32 #416239

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thompson wrote on 02 Jul 2024 16:28:
Here's something irking me since I got to know GYE, I'd love to open a thread on the BB forum (for the exclusivity), but I can't think of enough to complain about in my marriage. Of course we have our disagreements, but nothing compared to some legendary threads.
Maybe I'll make up some sob story. 

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Seems like you forgot that in this thread absolutely no-one cares about anyone other than themselves. Whether your marriage is  מצא  or מוצא  on this thread you are irrelevant
#SNORT
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Last Edit: 02 Jul 2024 22:33 by redfaced.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 02 Jul 2024 22:28 #416273

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iyh2023 wrote on 02 Jul 2024 18:23:
And once we have you on the table Mr. thompson, your profile picture is THOMSON not THOMPSON.

Well, to be precise, this is an anonymous forum and I'm in disguise. Now stop blowing my cover.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Jul 2024 14:12 #416303

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thompson wrote on 02 Jul 2024 22:28:

iyh2023 wrote on 02 Jul 2024 18:23:
And once we have you on the table Mr. thompson, your profile picture is THOMSON not THOMPSON.

Well, to be precise, this is an anonymous forum and I'm in disguise. Now stop blowing my cover.

How do you do a grouchy LOL?

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Jul 2024 14:19 #416306

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iyh2023 wrote on 03 Jul 2024 14:12:

thompson wrote on 02 Jul 2024 22:28:

iyh2023 wrote on 02 Jul 2024 18:23:
And once we have you on the table Mr. thompson, your profile picture is THOMSON not THOMPSON.

Well, to be precise, this is an anonymous forum and I'm in disguise. Now stop blowing my cover.

How do you do a grouchy LOL?

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 04 Jul 2024 17:10 #416411

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Kunchree, people, amirite?

I mean, who in the wild heck invented this minhag?!

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 05 Jul 2024 22:16 #416546

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Why does Erev Shabbos need to be so tired, rushed, last minute, exhausted, kids-not-behaving???
Every. Single. Week.

The end.
Bye bye...
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 Jul 2024 13:56 #416659

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Early Shabbos makers should also get early Motzei Shabbos.
Something about the current setup feels totally unfair.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 Jul 2024 23:46 #416700

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Why are there so many guys that forget to close their second bottom from their shirt?? No, it's not attractive! I don't want to look at your hairy chest, please either close your bottom or shave it.

In my opinion its worse than driving with a hat.
You can win the fight, but I'll have to live with the loser.

Any excuse you use for yourself, you must be willing to use for your wife.

Not Always can I understand others, but I can always respect their wishes.

You're human, it's okay.

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
Last Edit: 08 Jul 2024 23:46 by Heeling.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 Jul 2024 23:57 #416702

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Heeling wrote on 08 Jul 2024 23:46:
Why are there so many guys that forget to close their second bottom from their shirt?? No, it's not attractive! I don't want to look at your hairy chest, please either close your bottom or shave it.

In my opinion its worse than driving with a hat.

Whenever I see one of those yuckys, I always tell them “you missed a button”, and proceed to unbutton their third button.
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 09 Jul 2024 14:31 #416728

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Heeling wrote on 08 Jul 2024 23:46:
Why are there so many guys that forget to close their second bottom from their shirt?? No, it's not attractive! I don't want to look at your hairy chest, please either close your bottom or shave it.

In my opinion its worse than driving with a hat.

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 09 Jul 2024 17:28 #416753

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Heeling wrote on 08 Jul 2024 23:46:

In my opinion its worse than driving with a hat.

Trying to decide how insulted I am to be called "those yuckys", as I am the very one who sometimes walks around with my second button open...yes, it's a big turn on for my wife. It's a mitzvah to walk around like that...no? 

Should I walk around everywhere with my dusty hat and jacket and make my peyos all wild and scrunchy?

Wear a tight Gartel everywhere, including my bedroom?

Pull and twist at one side of my beard, till it looks like a tornado struck it? 

Scratch the other side till I have white specs all over my jacket collar?

Deeply pick my nose in front of you?

And last but not least. To even suggest that it's worse than driving with a hat is downright scandalous!

REPEAT AFTER ME: 

NOTHING IS WORSE THAN DRIVING WITH A HAT

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 09 Jul 2024 18:10 #416760

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youknowwho wrote on 09 Jul 2024 17:28:

Heeling wrote on 08 Jul 2024 23:46:

In my opinion its worse than driving with a hat.

Trying to decide how insulted I am to be called "those yuckys", as I am the very one who sometimes walks around with my second button open...yes, it's a big turn on for my wife. It's a mitzvah to walk around like that...no? 

Should I walk around everywhere with my dusty hat and jacket and make my peyos all wild and scrunchy?

Wear a tight Gartel everywhere, including my bedroom?

Pull and twist at one side of my beard, till it looks like a tornado struck it? 

Scratch the other side till I have white specs all over my jacket collar?

Deeply pick my nose in front of you?

And last but not least. To even suggest that it's worse than driving with a hat is downright scandalous!

REPEAT AFTER ME: 

NOTHING IS WORSE THAN DRIVING WITH A HAT

If it’s a turn-on for your wife, maybe take your shirt off too. Whatever it is, do it before you walk into the house, no need to walk around like that in the office, especially if there are other women there, this might be a turn-on for them too and I don’t care what the hell you do in your bedroom.

Now, take your funny tornado-twisted, deeply scratched post off this grumpy thread.
You can win the fight, but I'll have to live with the loser.

Any excuse you use for yourself, you must be willing to use for your wife.

Not Always can I understand others, but I can always respect their wishes.

You're human, it's okay.

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
Last Edit: 09 Jul 2024 18:17 by Heeling.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 09 Jul 2024 23:56 #416799

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youknowwho wrote on 09 Jul 2024 17:28:

Heeling wrote on 08 Jul 2024 23:46:

In my opinion its worse than driving with a hat.

Trying to decide how insulted I am to be called "those yuckys", as I am the very one who sometimes walks around with my second button open...yes, it's a big turn on for my wife. It's a mitzvah to walk around like that...no? 

Should I walk around everywhere with my dusty hat and jacket and make my peyos all wild and scrunchy?

Wear a tight Gartel everywhere, including my bedroom?

Pull and twist at one side of my beard, till it looks like a tornado struck it? 

Scratch the other side till I have white specs all over my jacket collar?

Deeply pick my nose in front of you?

And last but not least. To even suggest that it's worse than driving with a hat is downright scandalous!

REPEAT AFTER ME: 

NOTHING IS WORSE THAN DRIVING WITH A HAT

Well, now I’M insulted. Was Heeling the one to call ‘em “those yuckys”? No. 
I WAS.
I want deserve all the credit and grouches that come because of my posts.
“Verbing weirds language”
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“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
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“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
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Last Edit: 10 Jul 2024 01:12 by tzitzis dude. Reason: A very important capitalization.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Jul 2024 01:35 #416802

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I had a really long day. Sweated multiple buckets. Drank over 1.5 gallons of water. Didn’t eat a functional lunch, just some nuts and water. 
Got home, immediately had to take care of the baby. Finally got a chance to eat, and then in the middle, had to go to mincha. Seeing as I had a minute to spare, I offered to change said baby’s diaper, at which point I realized that we are clean out of diapers! (Diaper bag was empty too.) I ran to my in-laws house and got a diaper. Finally got the kid to shluff. 
Now I’m on my couch, utterly spent, still sticky from sweat, still hungry ‘cause I didn’t finish supper. Will probably remain hungry because I friggin lost my appetite. Oh, and I still have to go shopping tonight, plus take care of laundry. 


But eh, who reads this garbage anyways? And even if someone did read it, why would he care? He will probably just out-grouch me. 
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.
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