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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 18 Apr 2024 12:30 #412029

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My kitchen is turned over .
Literally upside down . I don't know when I'm going to finish kashering
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 18 Apr 2024 14:53 #412042

you won't finish ever...
none of us will ever finish. we are doomed to ingest chametz on pesach one way or another and get kares because G-d loves us so much
איש את רעהו יעזרו ולאחיו יאמר חזק!! (ישעיהו מא:ו)
Let's do this together!!
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 18 Apr 2024 16:53 #412053

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There’sa big pile of laundry on my kitchen/dining room (same thing for me) table. Box of Raisin Bran right next to it. 
Another load of laundry to be sorted either to the dryer of the hanging rack (BOOOOOOO). 
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 18 Apr 2024 16:57 #412054

Y'all are grumping about pesach issues. Let's take a step back and grump about pre-pesach issues. 

Why the heck have I been eating random foods just because it's chametz and we need to get rid off it! I'm basically living on chametz baby crackers now. 
We are not the same people we once were. We are not so locked into our urges that we have no choice. We can choose to give in or choose to win this battle today. We do not want to give in, the pleasure of giving in is false. 
With Hashem on our side our victory is inevitable; the only way we can lose is by giving up on playing the game.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 18 Apr 2024 17:19 #412056

tzitzis dude wrote on 18 Apr 2024 16:53:
There’sa big pile of laundry on my kitchen/dining room (same thing for me) table. Box of Raisin Bran right next to it. 
Another load of laundry to be sorted either to the dryer of the hanging rack (BOOOOOOO). 

Ma'asim b'chol yom by me....not impressed
איש את רעהו יעזרו ולאחיו יאמר חזק!! (ישעיהו מא:ו)
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 22 Apr 2024 00:40 #412136

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“Mr. Dursley, however, had a perfectly normal, owl-free morning. He yelled at five different people. He made several important telephone calls and shouted a bit more. He was in a very good mood until lunchtime.”

#I feellikeUncleVernon

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 22 Apr 2024 02:56 #412138

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youknowwho wrote on 22 Apr 2024 00:40:
“Mr. Dursley, however, had a perfectly normal, owl-free morning. He yelled at five different people. He made several important telephone calls and shouted a bit more. He was in a very good mood until lunchtime.”

#I feellikeUncleVernon

Till you yell at me, its utterly worthless.  And I was in a good mood until lunch time too. Than I sat in a parking lot waiting for my wife, somewhere in the neighborhood of 2 hours. #owlpoop
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 22 Apr 2024 04:51 #412143

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I stubbed my toe earlier today. Broke it. Now I have to walk around with a grouch-inducing shoe thingy just to make sure it doesn’t heal awkwardly. (Unlike my other three previously stubbed toes that all are now crooked.)
It wasn’t even a cool story, I just walked into the Doona! Like, if I need to go through the pain and grouching, at least let it be dramatic!! But nooo, just normal, ol life stuff. 
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 28 Apr 2024 04:01 #412279

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"I'm related to people I don't relate to." ~ Bill Watterson
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Optimism is the madness of insisting that all is well when we are miserable.-Voltaire
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.- Abraham Lincoln
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.- Yogi Berra
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information." ~ Calvin

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 06 May 2024 16:58 #412651

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When in America it's hard to find a good shwarma.
when in Israel its hard to find good Mexican food.
"Excuses are the tools of incompetence" -My Friends Friend. 

"Change will lead to insight far more often than insight will lead to change" -Milton H. Erickson

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 06 May 2024 17:08 #412654

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notezy wrote on 06 May 2024 16:58:
When in America it's hard to find a good shwarma.
when in Israel its hard to find good Mexican food.  all the good shwarma is Machpud (and unlike virtually every other american Bachur, my uncle doesn't personally know the halo teiman mashgiach)
Off the forum for now.
My Thread (Not for inspiration, but for random bits and pieces of my journey, as well as the inspiring responses of others: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/375514-Enough-is-Enough
jackthejewgye@gmail.com
There are tips, tools, and techniques, but there are no shortcuts.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet! ~ Groucho Marx
Optimism is the madness of insisting that all is well when we are miserable.-Voltaire
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.- Abraham Lincoln
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.- Yogi Berra
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information." ~ Calvin

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 07 May 2024 00:38 #412693

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jackthejew wrote on 06 May 2024 17:08:

notezy wrote on 06 May 2024 16:58:
When in America it's hard to find a good shwarma.
when in Israel its hard to find good Mexican food.  all the good shwarma is Machpud (and unlike virtually every other american Bachur, my uncle doesn't personally know the halo teiman mashgiach)


My friend, you need a new uncle or two.
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 07 May 2024 02:47 #412699

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I hate Simchos. With everyone dressed to kill.  Literally kills
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

Feel free to send me an owl, a howler, or even a Crumple-Horned Snorkack to Iamredfaced@gmail.com


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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 07 May 2024 02:53 #412701

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redfaced wrote on 07 May 2024 02:47:
I hate Simchos. With everyone dressed to kill.  Literally kills

Remind me to invite you to a vort Wednesday night
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Nuts!- General Anthony McAuliffe (101st Airborne)
Lets Get Dangerous! - Darkwing Duck
You’ll need to raise the ante and negotiate- Rechnitzer Rejects
I'm fresh out of essential truths- Spock
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 07 May 2024 02:56 #412702

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foolie wrote on 07 May 2024 02:53:

redfaced wrote on 07 May 2024 02:47:
I hate Simchos. With everyone dressed to kill.  Literally kills

Remind me to invite you to a vort Wednesday night

A house vort, with one entrance for men and women.
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