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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 04 Apr 2024 16:02 #411276

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proudyungerman wrote on 04 Apr 2024 14:03:
What a terrifically terrible Thursday!

סוף זמן ,סוף זמן ,סוף זמן, סוף זמן, סוף זמן, סוף זמן!!!!!!
I hate סוף זמן!!!!!!!!!!


I am very tired and woke up late.
And it's raining.

I went to sleep too late last night.
And it's raining.

It was raining the whole week.
And it's raining.

I don't have a chavrusa first seder since Purim Katan.
And it's raining.

Boy, am I grumpy today.
And it's only 10 am.
And it's raining...

I might be in bein hazmanim mode already, and in no way do I intend to make you feel better (on this thread), but boy can I relate to the grumpiness. 
I thought that being in my wives territory will cheer her up, but that didn't happen. In fact, I was just thrown under the bus!!! I'm not grumpy, I'm furious. And I have no phone to be in touch with anyone, so, I lose! and, I don't even feel better writing it out...

Bad day! 
Looking forward to get to know you better! 

Email me @ yiftach1609@gmail.com or call/text 347-201-4989 (Google voice)

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 05 Apr 2024 01:27 #411303

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proudyungerman wrote on 04 Apr 2024 14:03:
What a terrifically terrible Thursday!

סוף זמן ,סוף זמן ,סוף זמן, סוף זמן, סוף זמן, סוף זמן!!!!!!
I hate סוף זמן!!!!!!!!!!


I am very tired and woke up late.
And it's raining.

I went to sleep too late last night.
And it's raining.

It was raining the whole week.
And it's raining.

I don't have a chavrusa first seder since Purim Katan.
And it's raining.

Boy, am I grumpy today.
And it's only 10 am.
And it's raining...

He Who complains about the rain , deserves to get caught out in the rain . In Burma.  On a rainy day . When its raining . During סוף זמן. With holes in his shoes . And socks . With no umbrella. Or Galoshes. When he woke up late . And is tired . And spilled his coffee. On his feet . That has holes in his shoes . And his socks.

Dude, this is the Grouchery show up with something real .
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

Feel free to send me an owl, a howler, or even a Crumple-Horned Snorkack to Iamredfaced@gmail.com


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Last Edit: 05 Apr 2024 01:43 by redfaced.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 05 Apr 2024 01:42 #411305

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redfaced wrote on 05 Apr 2024 01:27:

proudyungerman wrote on 04 Apr 2024 14:03:
What a terrifically terrible Thursday!

סוף זמן ,סוף זמן ,סוף זמן, סוף זמן, סוף זמן, סוף זמן!!!!!!
I hate סוף זמן!!!!!!!!!!


I am very tired and woke up late.
And it's raining.

I went to sleep too late last night.
And it's raining.

It was raining the whole week.
And it's raining.

I don't have a chavrusa first seder since Purim Katan.
And it's raining.

Boy, am I grumpy today.
And it's only 10 am.
And it's raining...

He Who complains about the rain , deserves to get caught out in the rain . On a rainy day . When its raining . During סוף זמן. With holes in his shoes . And socks . With no umbrella. Or Galoshes. When he woke up late . And is tired . And spilled his coffee. On his feet . That has holes in his shoes . And his socks.

Dude, this is the Grouchery show up with something real .

Totally agree, Mad Eye! He’s clearly not wet enough. 

Shall I bewitch Peeves to lob water balloons at him all night? 

Or better yet, how about we bewitch him to spend the night in the Prefects bathroom with Moaning Myrtle, eh???

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 Apr 2024 16:26 #411430

Last week was earthquakes. Now the stupid sun is going out?! I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THE APOCOLYPSE THIS WEEK I NEED TO GET READY FOR PESACH!





Related rant. Why do non-jews get such cooler names for things. They get the "Apocolypse", sounds fun exciting and dramatic. We get "chevlei mashiach". 10x more boring name. 
We are not the same people we once were. We are not so locked into our urges that we have no choice. We can choose to give in or choose to win this battle today. We do not want to give in, the pleasure of giving in is false. 
With Hashem on our side our victory is inevitable; the only way we can lose is by giving up on playing the game.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 Apr 2024 17:37 #411435

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chooseurname wrote on 08 Apr 2024 16:26:
Last week was earthquakes. Now the stupid sun is going out?! I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THE APOCOLYPSE THIS WEEK I NEED TO GET READY FOR PESACH!





Related rant. Why do non-jews get such cooler names for things. They get the "Apocolypse", sounds fun exciting and dramatic. We get "chevlei mashiach". 10x more boring name. 

Hey ProudYungerman,this is what a valid rant looks like !!!
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

Feel free to send me an owl, a howler, or even a Crumple-Horned Snorkack to Iamredfaced@gmail.com


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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 Apr 2024 18:22 #411438

redfaced wrote on 08 Apr 2024 17:37:



Hey ProudYungerman,this is what a valid rant looks like !!!


Greatest compliment I've ever received .
We are not the same people we once were. We are not so locked into our urges that we have no choice. We can choose to give in or choose to win this battle today. We do not want to give in, the pleasure of giving in is false. 
With Hashem on our side our victory is inevitable; the only way we can lose is by giving up on playing the game.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 Apr 2024 18:24 #411439

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chooseurname wrote on 08 Apr 2024 18:22:

redfaced wrote on 08 Apr 2024 17:37:



Hey ProudYungerman,this is what a valid rant looks like !!!


Greatest compliment I've ever received .

Now go get your rant off the couch and sign up for an accountability pardner
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

Feel free to send me an owl, a howler, or even a Crumple-Horned Snorkack to Iamredfaced@gmail.com


The Red Face

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 Apr 2024 18:26 #411440

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redfaced wrote on 08 Apr 2024 17:37:
Hey ProudYungerman,this is what a valid rant looks like !!!



Joe Biden moment... 

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 Apr 2024 18:29 #411441

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redfaced wrote on 08 Apr 2024 18:24:

chooseurname wrote on 08 Apr 2024 18:22:

redfaced wrote on 08 Apr 2024 17:37:



Hey ProudYungerman,this is what a valid rant looks like !!!


Greatest compliment I've ever received .

Now go get your rant off the couch and sign up for an accountability pardner

Or else he'll turn you into a white, furry ferret. 

Professor Moody, is that a student??!

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 Apr 2024 19:35 #411443

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youknowwho wrote on 08 Apr 2024 18:29:

redfaced wrote on 08 Apr 2024 18:24:

chooseurname wrote on 08 Apr 2024 18:22:

redfaced wrote on 08 Apr 2024 17:37:



Hey ProudYungerman,this is what a valid rant looks like !!!


Greatest compliment I've ever received .

Now go get your rant off the couch and sign up for an accountability pardner

Or else he'll turn you into a white, furry ferret. 

Professor Moody, is that a student??!

Well, technically it's a ferret.
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

Feel free to send me an owl, a howler, or even a Crumple-Horned Snorkack to Iamredfaced@gmail.com


The Red Face

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 Apr 2024 19:55 #411444

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chooseurname wrote on 08 Apr 2024 18:22:

Greatest compliment I've ever received .

This post is invalid on this thread. It will be removed within 48-906 hours.
Refrain from posting anything cheerful on this thread in the future.
Feel free to say hi. My email is 1gimpelovitz@gmail.com
Last Edit: 08 Apr 2024 19:55 by eerie.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 Apr 2024 20:32 #411452

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redfaced wrote on 08 Apr 2024 19:35:

youknowwho wrote on 08 Apr 2024 18:29:

redfaced wrote on 08 Apr 2024 18:24:

chooseurname wrote on 08 Apr 2024 18:22:

redfaced wrote on 08 Apr 2024 17:37:



Hey ProudYungerman,this is what a valid rant looks like !!!


Greatest compliment I've ever received .

Now go get your rant off the couch and sign up for an accountability pardner

Or else he'll turn you into a white, furry ferret. 

Professor Moody, is that a student??!

Well, technically it's a ferret.
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 Apr 2024 21:12 #411454

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eerie wrote on 08 Apr 2024 19:55:

chooseurname wrote on 08 Apr 2024 18:22:

Greatest compliment I've ever received .

This post is invalid on this thread. It will be removed within 48-906 hours.
Refrain from posting anything cheerful on this thread in the future.

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-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 09 Apr 2024 17:36 #411496

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eerie wrote on 08 Apr 2024 19:55:

chooseurname wrote on 08 Apr 2024 18:22:

Greatest compliment I've ever received .

This post is invalid on this thread. It will be removed within 48-906 hours.
Refrain from posting anything cheerful on this thread in the future.

Notice that the original post was edited. First I wrote "PLEASE refrain...". Then I remembered that is the grouch spot, so I removed the please. If you can't follow rules, get the beeeep outta here....
I would write I'm having fun with you guys, but that wouldn't be right on the grouchery, so I won't do that
Feel free to say hi. My email is 1gimpelovitz@gmail.com

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Apr 2024 15:23 #411541

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