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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 27 Mar 2024 01:05 #410753

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chaimoigen wrote on 26 Mar 2024 23:51:

hechochma wrote on 26 Mar 2024 22:42:
By staying in bed I avoided dashed-hopes, smashed-dreams and other similar items. Instead I got exactly what I bargained for - a lazy, lousy loser day with no surprises.

Reminds me of the drunk guy who told me why he refused to stand up or take a chair. 
“It’s better here, on the floor”, he said. 
Because I can’t fall off the floor!

This sums it up nicely.
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 27 Mar 2024 02:44 #410754

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chaimoigen wrote on 26 Mar 2024 23:51:

hechochma wrote on 26 Mar 2024 22:42:
By staying in bed I avoided dashed-hopes, smashed-dreams and other similar items. Instead I got exactly what I bargained for - a lazy, lousy loser day with no surprises.

Reminds me of the drunk guy who told me why he refused to stand up or take a chair. 
“It’s better here, on the floor”, he said. 
Because I can’t fall off the floor!

#NotMaskim

Agreein’ with the first part, not the last sentence, but that’s fine.

#ghostsofcordnoy 
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 27 Mar 2024 14:18 #410776

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youknowwho wrote on 27 Mar 2024 02:44:

chaimoigen wrote on 26 Mar 2024 23:51:

hechochma wrote on 26 Mar 2024 22:42:
By staying in bed I avoided dashed-hopes, smashed-dreams and other similar items. Instead I got exactly what I bargained for - a lazy, lousy loser day with no surprises.

Reminds me of the drunk guy who told me why he refused to stand up or take a chair. 
“It’s better here, on the floor”, he said. 
Because I can’t fall off the floor!

#NotMaskim

Agreein’ with the first part, not the last sentence, but that’s fine.

#ghostsofcordnoy 

You sound like you care that he's gone...and I can't figure out why you care about that in the slightest...who is cordnoy anyway...i don't care...and i don't care if you care or not...

I, for one, am way too tired to care about anything not related to me getting into bed for an extended, uninterrupted period of time...like 2 months...

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 27 Mar 2024 19:40 #410814

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Always feel bad at parlor meetings.
Eat $36 worth of sushi.
Give an $18 check.
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 27 Mar 2024 21:04 #410827

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jackthejew wrote on 27 Mar 2024 19:40:
Always feel bad at parlor meetings.
Eat $36 worth of sushi.
Give an $18 check.

Sushi?

Checks?

I thought parlor meetings were more exciting…

You can win the fight, but I'll have to live with the loser.

Any excuse you use for yourself, you must be willing to use for your wife.

Not Always can I understand others, but I can always respect their wishes.

You're human, it's okay.

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 27 Mar 2024 21:05 #410828

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jackthejew wrote on 27 Mar 2024 19:40:
Always feel bad at parlor meetings.
Eat $36 worth of sushi.
Give an $18 check.

Dude you gotta up your game .
Lately the parlor meetings that have sushi are really cheapy.
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 27 Mar 2024 21:23 #410831

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I’m surprised one would waste time at a parlor meeting to begin with
I will give battle Sir- General George Meade (Army of the Potomac)
Nuts!- General Anthony McAuliffe (101st Airborne)
Lets Get Dangerous! - Darkwing Duck
You’ll need to raise the ante and negotiate- Rechnitzer Rejects
I'm fresh out of essential truths- Spock
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 28 Mar 2024 00:25 #410843

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foolie wrote on 27 Mar 2024 21:23:
I’m surprised one would waste time at a parlor meeting to begin with

it was a GYE parlor meeting, and they served, cleanstreakednougets.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 28 Mar 2024 17:43 #410876

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youknowwho wrote on 27 Mar 2024 02:44:

chaimoigen wrote on 26 Mar 2024 23:51:

hechochma wrote on 26 Mar 2024 22:42:
By staying in bed I avoided dashed-hopes, smashed-dreams and other similar items. Instead I got exactly what I bargained for - a lazy, lousy loser day with no surprises.

Reminds me of the drunk guy who told me why he refused to stand up or take a chair. 
“It’s better here, on the floor”, he said. 
Because I can’t fall off the floor!

#NotMaskim

Agreein’ with the first part, not the last sentence, but that’s fine.

#ghostsofcordnoy 

I'm tryin' to figure out, what is that makes guys send me Cordnoy's avatar every once in a while? Heh?
Feel free to say hi. My email is 1gimpelovitz@gmail.com

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 28 Mar 2024 18:15 #410879

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I’m tired I can’t think two steps ahead of myself and my day needs kvitzas haderech and I’m not getting it. Moral of the story make sure you finish laundry before 7:30am and still have 2 loads you can’t do
I will give battle Sir- General George Meade (Army of the Potomac)
Nuts!- General Anthony McAuliffe (101st Airborne)
Lets Get Dangerous! - Darkwing Duck
You’ll need to raise the ante and negotiate- Rechnitzer Rejects
I'm fresh out of essential truths- Spock
Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person - David Rossi

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 28 Mar 2024 19:17 #410886

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eerie wrote on 28 Mar 2024 17:43:

youknowwho wrote on 27 Mar 2024 02:44:

chaimoigen wrote on 26 Mar 2024 23:51:

hechochma wrote on 26 Mar 2024 22:42:
By staying in bed I avoided dashed-hopes, smashed-dreams and other similar items. Instead I got exactly what I bargained for - a lazy, lousy loser day with no surprises.

Reminds me of the drunk guy who told me why he refused to stand up or take a chair. 
“It’s better here, on the floor”, he said. 
Because I can’t fall off the floor!

#NotMaskim

Agreein’ with the first part, not the last sentence, but that’s fine.

#ghostsofcordnoy 

I'm tryin' to figure out, what is that makes guys send me Cordnoy's avatar every once in a while? Heh?

LOL!!! you probably need to behave yourself and someone is just reminding you that the ALL SEEING CANE still exists.
But either way take your Leitzanus off  this serious thread
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

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Last Edit: 28 Mar 2024 19:19 by redfaced.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 28 Mar 2024 19:35 #410888

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eerie wrote on 28 Mar 2024 17:43:

youknowwho wrote on 27 Mar 2024 02:44:

Agreein’ with the first part, not the last sentence, but that’s fine.

#ghostsofcordnoy 

I'm tryin' to figure out, what is that makes guys send me Cordnoy's avatar every once in a while? Heh?

I'll say it in two simple words:

Mentchlichkeit, anyone?

:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 28 Mar 2024 20:59 #410895

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youknowwho wrote on 28 Mar 2024 19:35:

eerie wrote on 28 Mar 2024 17:43:

youknowwho wrote on 27 Mar 2024 02:44:

Agreein’ with the first part, not the last sentence, but that’s fine.

#ghostsofcordnoy 

I'm tryin' to figure out, what is that makes guys send me Cordnoy's avatar every once in a while? Heh?

I'll say it in two simple words:

Mentchlichkeit, anyone?

:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!

LOL!!!!
And now you need two good petch..for making somebody laugh on the grouchery thread!
Feel free to say hi. My email is 1gimpelovitz@gmail.com

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 28 Mar 2024 23:50 #410907

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eerie wrote on 28 Mar 2024 20:59:

youknowwho wrote on 28 Mar 2024 19:35:

eerie wrote on 28 Mar 2024 17:43:

youknowwho wrote on 27 Mar 2024 02:44:

Agreein’ with the first part, not the last sentence, but that’s fine.

#ghostsofcordnoy 

I'm tryin' to figure out, what is that makes guys send me Cordnoy's avatar every once in a while? Heh?

I'll say it in two simple words:

Mentchlichkeit, anyone?

:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!

LOL!!!!
And now you need two good petch..for making somebody laugh on the grouchery thread!

*****Kisses******
You can win the fight, but I'll have to live with the loser.

Any excuse you use for yourself, you must be willing to use for your wife.

Not Always can I understand others, but I can always respect their wishes.

You're human, it's okay.

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Mar 2024 16:29 #410968

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Heeling wrote on 28 Mar 2024 23:50:

eerie wrote on 28 Mar 2024 20:59:

youknowwho wrote on 28 Mar 2024 19:35:

eerie wrote on 28 Mar 2024 17:43:

youknowwho wrote on 27 Mar 2024 02:44:

Agreein’ with the first part, not the last sentence, but that’s fine.

#ghostsofcordnoy 

I'm tryin' to figure out, what is that makes guys send me Cordnoy's avatar every once in a while? Heh?

I'll say it in two simple words:

Mentchlichkeit, anyone?

:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!

LOL!!!!
And now you need two good petch..for making somebody laugh on the grouchery thread!

*****Kisses******

Phew! At least somebody remembers something positive too
Feel free to say hi. My email is 1gimpelovitz@gmail.com
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