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TOPIC: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 6890 Views

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 22 Mar 2024 01:45 #410577

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To all of those grouches grumping about not having their coffee before the crack of dawn.

Well, I hope ya’ll feeling better now after breaking your fast. I’m feeling now much worse than I did a whole day – boy! The overeating after a fast is suicidal.

And I keep on doing it after every fast – what did that old fellow with the white frizzed hair say….insanity?!
You can win the fight, but I'll have to live with the loser.

Any excuse you use for yourself, you must be willing to use for your wife.

Not Always can I understand others, but I can always respect their wishes.

You're human, it's okay.

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 22 Mar 2024 02:19 #410582

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Heeling wrote on 22 Mar 2024 01:45:

– what did that old fellow with the white frizzed hair say….insanity?!


Pass the donuts!!
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 22 Mar 2024 02:41 #410584

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redfaced wrote on 22 Mar 2024 02:19:

Heeling wrote on 22 Mar 2024 01:45:

– what did that old fellow with the white frizzed hair say….insanity?!


Pass the donuts!!

Sorry, (kinda), there's only prune left...

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 25 Mar 2024 14:15 #410657

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#IHatePartialHangovers
#IHateMondays
I will give battle Sir- General George Meade (Army of the Potomac)
Nuts!- General Anthony McAuliffe (101st Airborne)
Lets Get Dangerous! - Darkwing Duck
You’ll need to raise the ante and negotiate- Rechnitzer Rejects
I'm fresh out of essential truths- Spock
Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person - David Rossi

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 26 Mar 2024 14:25 #410707

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Good morning!

Purim is over. Back to reality. Some excellent advice for those who are thinking of trying:

-Remember, although you get an A for effort, you’re still a failure.

-No Need to stress about the little details…the results don’t matter that much to anybody anyway.

-Learn to trust your inner voice- you’re really not as special as you’ve been told.

-Studies have shown that staying in bed just one minute longer decreases the likelihood of failure by one minute.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 26 Mar 2024 15:10 #410708

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youknowwho wrote on 26 Mar 2024 14:25:

-Studies have shown that staying in bed just one minute longer decreases the likelihood of failure by one minute.


Unless the staying in bed is a failure in and of itself...

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 26 Mar 2024 16:27 #410718

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iyh2023 wrote on 26 Mar 2024 15:10:

youknowwho wrote on 26 Mar 2024 14:25:

-Studies have shown that staying in bed just one minute longer decreases the likelihood of failure by one minute.


Unless the staying in bed is a failure in and of itself...

What if the goal is failure?
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 26 Mar 2024 16:37 #410721

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please send me all your extra cande!!
lets not fall into that sweetheart trap.
#stay bitter

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 26 Mar 2024 17:06 #410724

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On this dark Tuesday,

I am dropping the towel.

On purpose not responding to emails from my superiors.

I feel like punching them in the face.

Feeling extremely unproductive.

Feeling no acknowledgment.

 I am DONE!

I don't want to be here.
You can win the fight, but I'll have to live with the loser.

Any excuse you use for yourself, you must be willing to use for your wife.

Not Always can I understand others, but I can always respect their wishes.

You're human, it's okay.

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 26 Mar 2024 17:09 #410725

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Hooray just got back from the city and I need to break my son’s leg so he doesn’t continue to shamble like an old man. Work ha. Laundry ha. A total waste of a Tuesday and it’s only 1pm. Aaargh
I will give battle Sir- General George Meade (Army of the Potomac)
Nuts!- General Anthony McAuliffe (101st Airborne)
Lets Get Dangerous! - Darkwing Duck
You’ll need to raise the ante and negotiate- Rechnitzer Rejects
I'm fresh out of essential truths- Spock
Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person - David Rossi

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 26 Mar 2024 19:11 #410729

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redfaced wrote on 26 Mar 2024 16:27:

iyh2023 wrote on 26 Mar 2024 15:10:

youknowwho wrote on 26 Mar 2024 14:25:

-Studies have shown that staying in bed just one minute longer decreases the likelihood of failure by one minute.


Unless the staying in bed is a failure in and of itself...

What if the goal is failure?

Aahhhh, thank you Mr. mad eyed midnight monster, you just made my day!! I love feeling like an empty failure with nothing to do. I love the feeling of my brain slowly melting and oozing out of my ears. 

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 26 Mar 2024 22:06 #410740

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iyh2023 wrote on 26 Mar 2024 15:10:

youknowwho wrote on 26 Mar 2024 14:25:

-Studies have shown that staying in bed just one minute longer decreases the likelihood of failure by one minute.


Unless the staying in bed is a failure in and of itself...


It's not a simple matter to successfully fail, however. Staying in bed is a surefire way to succeed at failing. I speak from experience. Today's, for example.
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והנה הכתוב אומר: הן יראת ה' היא חכמה... הרי שהיראה היא חכמה והיא לבדה חכמה... כי עיון גדול צריך על כל הדברים האלה לדעת אותם באמת ולא על צד הדמיון והסברה הכוזבת, כל שכן לקנות אותם ולהשיגם
Last Edit: 26 Mar 2024 22:07 by hechochma.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 26 Mar 2024 22:42 #410742

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By staying in bed I avoided dashed-hopes, smashed-dreams and other similar items. Instead I got exactly what I bargained for - a lazy, lousy loser day with no surprises.
Join us in reading two pages a day of the most amazing and absolutely guilt-trip-free book on the epic holy battle of our generation! Free PDF here

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והנה הכתוב אומר: הן יראת ה' היא חכמה... הרי שהיראה היא חכמה והיא לבדה חכמה... כי עיון גדול צריך על כל הדברים האלה לדעת אותם באמת ולא על צד הדמיון והסברה הכוזבת, כל שכן לקנות אותם ולהשיגם

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 26 Mar 2024 23:51 #410747

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hechochma wrote on 26 Mar 2024 22:42:
By staying in bed I avoided dashed-hopes, smashed-dreams and other similar items. Instead I got exactly what I bargained for - a lazy, lousy loser day with no surprises.

Reminds me of the drunk guy who told me why he refused to stand up or take a chair. 
“It’s better here, on the floor”, he said. 
“Because I can’t fall off the floor!”

#NotMaskim 
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 27 Mar 2024 00:46 #410751

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chaimoigen wrote on 26 Mar 2024 23:51:

hechochma wrote on 26 Mar 2024 22:42:
By staying in bed I avoided dashed-hopes, smashed-dreams and other similar items. Instead I got exactly what I bargained for - a lazy, lousy loser day with no surprises.

Reminds me of the drunk guy who told me why he refused to stand up or take a chair. 
“It’s better here, on the floor”, he said. 
“Because I can’t fall off the floor!”

#NotMaskim 

Dude - you musta never tried !!
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

Feel free to send me an owl, a howler, or even a Crumple-Horned Snorkack to Iamredfaced@gmail.com

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