In spirit of having a little fun, and being that a sense of humor is not one of my strong points, I have turned to my two year old for some help. Every week she comes home from gan and delightfully tells me all about the parsha in her two year old way.

Feel free to add your own "two year old" comments and they don't have to be on the parsha either, this ain't the "Bais Medrash" section.

This week my daughter came home and proudly proclaimed "Moshe split the Yam suf!"

"The yidden thanked Hashem for the big mess!"

Me: What did the Yidden sing when they came out of the Yam Suf?

Two year old: Mah Nishtanah!

HA!

this reminds me of what I hear at work, since I work at a preschool with 2 and 3 year olds. If I hear any good Divrei torah from them I'll post them here!

Today, i asked my son not to use his lego to make a stick/gun. but to pretend he is making matzah for the yidden going out of mitzrayim/
So he looked at me and said, did the yidden throw sticks on the ground and matzah was made?
My son is BH  3 years old

Here are some random ones.

Mommy, can you put meatball sauce on my pancakes?
Mommy: Soon we are going on a bridge.
2 year old: Where is the fridge!

I hear so many fireforks!