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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 14 Aug 2024 13:13 #419137

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neshomo kedosha wrote on 14 Aug 2024 08:34:

Everyone together with the chazzan... Simcho le'artze'eeeeeeeecho veso'ooooosoin le'ire'eeeecho....
And then when everyone has finished taking over, the Chazzan who has been patiently waiting for the oilom to shut up, says it again. Always hilarious!

And what about every single day of Pesach by maftir- when you get to ״כאלה״?

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 16 Sep 2024 20:07 #421646

DeletedUser7986 Current streak: 27 days OFFLINE Expert Boarder Posts: 106 Karma: 4	This didn't happen to me but I heard about it. Chazzan finishes chatzi kaddish on Friday night just before shmone esrey. Someone claps on the bimah (indicating to say yaaleh veyavo) only problem is, it's not Rosh chodesh. So now all hell breaks loose as people try to 'nuh uh uhuh' that there is no yaaleh veyavo. Chaos!!!

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 16 Sep 2024 20:55 #421647

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odyossefchai wrote on 16 Sep 2024 20:07:

This didn't happen to me but I heard about it.

Chazzan finishes chatzi kaddish on Friday night just before shmone esrey. Someone claps on the bimah (indicating to say yaaleh veyavo) only problem is, it's not Rosh chodesh.
So now all hell breaks loose as people try to 'nuh uh uhuh' that there is no yaaleh veyavo.
Chaos!!!

Hmm didn't happen to you , Eh???????

EDIT - Eh??????

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Last Edit: 16 Sep 2024 21:17 by redfaced. Reason: Feels like it needed another Eh????