Friends,

Please help a Jew in need.

You see, our friend Av Avr Avro Avrom (יש גם גורסין Avrohom) Cordnoy here has posted 406,566 post on 34,377 threads here on GYE (most were accidentally deleted), and no one cares to get into an aggressive confrontation or offer positive feedback (both would be nice, but he prefers the former).

Please, heneedschizuk. Any would be appreciated.

p.s. Go easy on him-he's super sensitive!

Oh, and feel free to share your favorite Qordnoy Quotes.

Here's my favorite: ?#£@,÷, $¥×(÷=n'

Stop using 4 letter words like hope plan etc.

Just $%#* !%*& @@*$! etc.

Hey, there's a lot of חכמה in those 435,566 posts.

Here a good one:

'.....We like to say here that masturbation is not the problem; it is the solution. The problem is your stress, perfection, anxiety, anger, emotion, resentment. The solution to whichever one of those problems you may have is masturbation, for that is a way out. If twirlin' your peyos would produce a chemical reaction and would be stimulant enough to help you escape reality, you and I would be busy twirlin' our peyos - even in the Beis Medrash. Alas, it wasn't to be. We find masturbation as the solution. It is our way out. With it, we can enter la-la land, where all is good........'

Share your Qlassic Qordnoy Quotes below!

Everybody knows my favorite.
It's right in my signature!