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THE CAFETERIA! 14 Nov 2013 02:12 #223319

HELLO! All of you!



We are announcing today the grand opening of the "GYE CAFETERIA"!
As it name, it's going to be Bezras Hshem and with YOUR help,a great COFFEE ROOM for all the members here.

Purpose No. #1: Evrytime you come on, just pop in to say HELLO! Say GOOD MORNING! Let's make it for the PUBLICK CHAT, as the old original KRETCHME'S and taverns... here we should always share together short notices, greetings, practice, chizuk and advice.

No. #2: and that's the main.
We are all here for the same reason. We all already know that the only way out, is by taking ONE DAY AT A TIME.
So EVERY DAY as you leave you'r electoronic device, pop in to say GOOD NIGHT! TODAY I WAS CLEAN! Or even GOOD NIGHT! Tomorrow i start again...

!יהי רצון שחפץ השם בידינו יצליח
!ברוכים הבאים בשם השם
!!בְּיָדְךָ אַפְקִיד רוּחִי - פָּדִיתָה אוֹתִי ה ק-ל אֱמֶת

איך דאנק דיך באשעפער פארן מיך ווייזן דיין העכערע כח

! רק להתחזק בשמחה

א איד דארף זיין פריש, געזונט און משוגע!! -כבתי רמ"ם תקנ"ט
Last Edit: 14 Nov 2013 02:14 by סערענטשער רב.

Re: THE CAFETERIA! 14 Nov 2013 02:20 #223324

COME ON IN!

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WE want to see All of you guys here:
belzeruv, dd, ddmm11219, Dr.Watson, Gevura Shebyesod, Lizhensk, mayer, ocd, Pidaini, ploni.almoni@gmx.com, Seekingfreedom, sonoftheking, the.guard, trymyrealbest
And All the rest... from Site Administrator, Global Moderator, Moderator, User, to Guest. [the above names were just on the site right now, so i could just copy paste their names].
We need here everyone, especially YOU!
!!בְּיָדְךָ אַפְקִיד רוּחִי - פָּדִיתָה אוֹתִי ה ק-ל אֱמֶת

איך דאנק דיך באשעפער פארן מיך ווייזן דיין העכערע כח

! רק להתחזק בשמחה

א איד דארף זיין פריש, געזונט און משוגע!! -כבתי רמ"ם תקנ"ט

Re: THE CAFETERIA! 14 Nov 2013 02:23 #223325

So hello! My name is [not] Belzeruv. Good afternoon. B"h TODAY i am CLEAN!
Have a good night guys.
!!בְּיָדְךָ אַפְקִיד רוּחִי - פָּדִיתָה אוֹתִי ה ק-ל אֱמֶת

איך דאנק דיך באשעפער פארן מיך ווייזן דיין העכערע כח

! רק להתחזק בשמחה

א איד דארף זיין פריש, געזונט און משוגע!! -כבתי רמ"ם תקנ"ט

Re: THE CAFETERIA! 14 Nov 2013 20:53 #223365

Hello! My name is [not] MT [nor are my initials]. I'm doing B"H pretty good - a day at a time. דער אייבישטער זאל העלפען אויף ווייטער

Q: What do they serve in this kretchma? specifically, do they have Woodford? and do they have chulent on Thursdays?

Merry Kretchma!

MT

Re: THE CAFETERIA! 14 Nov 2013 20:58 #223366

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hello
בעלז ווען זיין א ווינקל
...וְאִם גַּם אֶתְאַמֵּץ בְּעֵצוֹת וְתַחְבֻּלוֹת וְכָל יוֹשְׁבֵי תֵבֵל יַעַמְדוּ לִימִינִי לְהוֹשִׁיעֵנִי וְלִתְמֹךְ נַפְשִׁי, מִבַּלְעֲדֵי עֻזְּךָ וְעֶזְרָתְךָ אֵין עֶזְרָה וִישׁוּעָה...‬

מתוך תפילה נפלאה שחיבר הרה"ק רבי מאיר מאפטא זצוק"ל, בעל מחבר ספר "אור לשמים", ונדפסה בתחילת ספרו.

Re: THE CAFETERIA! 14 Nov 2013 21:11 #223368

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Hi! My name is [not] Gevura. Can I have a quiet blueberry muffin, an oatmeal cookie, and a large coffee with 1 sugar and milk to go please?

Oh, and do you have Hamanchocks?
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends
Last Edit: 14 Nov 2013 21:59 by gevura shebyesod.

Re: THE CAFETERIA! 14 Nov 2013 21:45 #223371

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Shalom aleichem! Good to "see" all the chashuva, heilige yidden trying to make the world more tahor every day, one day at a time... hoping everyone has a great, clean day.

Re: THE CAFETERIA! 14 Nov 2013 21:54 #223372

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Hi, my name is (not) giraffe. can i get a bowl of banana-nut cheerios? with a decaf french vanilla coffee with cinammon?
a git morgen ruv
thank you
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: THE CAFETERIA! 14 Nov 2013 23:25 #223375

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Shulem Aleichem! Meilich iz duh.

Ich hub amool gevein in a kreitchme mit mein breeder, der heilige R' Zishe. Z'is gevein zeier shpait, hut men zich aroopgeleigt shloofen a puhr minit. Plitzling, hut arein gekimen a puhr shekootzim in zei huben ungehoiben tzi treenken gantz git. Nuch a puhr minit, huben zei gekimmen in ungechapt R' Zishe in eim areingeshlept tzi tantzen mit zei. Boorech hashem nuch a puhr minit huben zei eim aroopgeluzt. In ehr hut tzirikgekimmen tzi gein shluffen.
Nebach, s'iz gevein a puhr mool az m'hut eim ungechapt. Nuch a puhr mool hub ich gezugt tzi eim "lumir toshen pletzer in oib zei kimmen nuchamool, vellen zei mich chappen in nisht dir". Hut ehr maskim gevein in m'hut getoshte pletzer.
Nuch a puhr minit hubben der shkootzim nuchamool areingekimmen. Zei hubben gevein gleich ibber mir, mich tzi chappen tzi tantzen mit zei, az plitzling hut einer fin zei gezukt "mir hubben eim genig meshiga gemacht, lumir chappen der anderer!" huben zei gegangen chappen der Rebbe R' Zishe nuchamool!!! Nuch tzantzen, hut R' Zishe tzirickgekimmen in gezukt tzi mir

OIB M'DARF TANTZEN, TANTZ'T MEHN
Life is Like a Bicycle: If its easy, you're going downhill
Hashem, If I can't have what I want, then please teach me to want what I have -Unknown (and if u know who it was please inform me)
(1+2)x4=3
There is NOTHING wrong with feeling pain -My Sponsor
I will not act out today, I will tomorrow. Maybe when I get to tomorrow, it will again be 'today'
Last Edit: 14 Nov 2013 23:27 by lizhensk.

Re: THE CAFETERIA! 14 Nov 2013 23:39 #223376

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I am telling the belze oilem, to please serve everyone what they wish, לעשות כרצון איש ופיש, and

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oh! שלום עליכם, how can we help you?


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WODFORD...
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איך דאנק דיך באשעפער פארן מיך ווייזן דיין העכערע כח

! רק להתחזק בשמחה

א איד דארף זיין פריש, געזונט און משוגע!! -כבתי רמ"ם תקנ"ט
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Re: THE CAFETERIA! 14 Nov 2013 23:48 #223377

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Waiting for our dear R'DOV!...
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OK! now, I would ask our dear friends, to please let this announcement be the last post here in YIDDISH. Since we want everyone to feel comfortable here in the Kretchmeh Oh! sorry, Tavern, i would kindly ask to please let all posts be at least mainly, in our golus language, English.
Thank YOU ALL for joining!
!!בְּיָדְךָ אַפְקִיד רוּחִי - פָּדִיתָה אוֹתִי ה ק-ל אֱמֶת

איך דאנק דיך באשעפער פארן מיך ווייזן דיין העכערע כח

! רק להתחזק בשמחה

א איד דארף זיין פריש, געזונט און משוגע!! -כבתי רמ"ם תקנ"ט

Re: THE CAFETERIA! 14 Nov 2013 23:48 #223378

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How many Monstuh buses do you have space for?
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: THE CAFETERIA! 14 Nov 2013 23:57 #223379

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Whole strawberries?? The Belzer Hashgacha allows that?
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: THE CAFETERIA! 15 Nov 2013 00:24 #223381

If course! The Belze hashgocha does [not] allow that...
!!בְּיָדְךָ אַפְקִיד רוּחִי - פָּדִיתָה אוֹתִי ה ק-ל אֱמֶת

איך דאנק דיך באשעפער פארן מיך ווייזן דיין העכערע כח

! רק להתחזק בשמחה

א איד דארף זיין פריש, געזונט און משוגע!! -כבתי רמ"ם תקנ"ט

Re: THE CAFETERIA! 15 Nov 2013 00:33 #223384

Upon the first night of the Cafeteria, when we hope to see a lot of good night's and regards from everyone's day, i would suggest everyone to show their support by giving a lot of THANK YOU"S to the CHAVEIRIM... to show our Sympathy and support.

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!!בְּיָדְךָ אַפְקִיד רוּחִי - פָּדִיתָה אוֹתִי ה ק-ל אֱמֶת

איך דאנק דיך באשעפער פארן מיך ווייזן דיין העכערע כח

! רק להתחזק בשמחה

א איד דארף זיין פריש, געזונט און משוגע!! -כבתי רמ"ם תקנ"ט
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