איפה הוא הת"ז? האם גם אני ראשי לבוא? אללאה אכבאר

שניהם יבואו רק ישתמשו במגלשת הזה

אה, אם כן גם אני בא

No one wants to follow me?



I get no responses,thank you's or karma, neither here or in THE GROISE SHTEIB (guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/216129-The-GROISE-Shtieb?limit=15&start=45#222245)...
I guess i'm the only one still in struggle... OH VEY!... What a Bushah...

OH! Thank you for those 'thank you's' and CHIZUK


I'm Back...

is that a picture of the ruv on the way to shep mayim shelanu?

I don't know exactly where i'm gonna end up, but with such friends as u guys, I SURELY AM "FULLY LOADED"...

belzeruv wrote:


YUP! THAT'S ME ALRIGHT!!!

Funny thing, I haven't been able to find my passport since I got back from that trip must've been the dirty Zionist Mossad Pigs. Oink. wait a second! Could it have been the mekubal at the airport?!

Which Yeshiva is the biggest in the world?
Yeshivas Mordechai Hazaddik.

Why is Yeshivas Mordechai Hazaddik so popular?
Due to the length of its Bein Hazmanim

Funny Quote of the Day - Douglas Horton - "When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something."

The pews are full of people anxious to get the "Brooklyn-Style Kiddush" they were promised, ah the taste of the Rebbitzen's Kugel, ooh, it's even better than bubby's... Yet the Rabbi must drone on, and on, and on. Presently heads begin to nod off here and there. The rabbi sees his trump card must be played. In an animated tone he loudly proclaims.

"We must remember that we're not immortal! The day will come when we must face the great Lord! Everyone will die one day! Yes. Every single member of this congregation will die one day!"

That shocked most of the congregation out of their reveries, but the rabbi noticed someone in the back chuckling to himself apparently amused. "Do you not agree with what I said?" asked the rather surprised rabbi.

The man was in peals of laughter by now. "Rabbi" gasped he "I'm not a member!"

As that man grew older he started to forget. He wouldn't remember what people told him, or what he told other people. He would forget to change his shluff kappel, or would forget to put it on in the first place. He would go to the store to buy milk, but forget what he needed, so he would go home to find out, by the time he got home though he wouldn't remember what he came home for, etc.

Anyway, once his eineklach ("Rivki!! who's kids are these? and why are they calling me zeidi?!") were sitting around him, and he told them "you know kinderlach, there are three advantages of forgetting things"

They all looked at him with wonder, amazed that he had remembered that he forgets, and also very curious to hear what the advantages are.

"so here they are....." and a perplexed look comes across his face. "hmm....here what are?"

The kids look at each other and roll their eyes, "zeidi, you were going to tell us the advantages of forgetting"

"Oh yes, of course, silly me.

"well, the first is, that you are always meeting new people, and you can here the same joke a few times and laugh at it as if it was the first time hearing it!!

"The second one is........hmmm....I forgot. Well there is one more, my favorite one!!

The kids looked at him eagerly, waiting to hear the wisdom that would come from their grandfather's mouth.

"The third advantage of forgetting is...