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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Aug 2013 00:17 #215242

סערענטשער רב Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder belzeruv מלפנים Posts: 174 Karma: 6	DONT DRINK AND DRIVE!!!! first drink - then drive... mike
	!!בְּיָדְךָ אַפְקִיד רוּחִי - פָּדִיתָה אוֹתִי ה ק-ל אֱמֶת איך דאנק דיך באשעפער פארן מיך ווייזן דיין העכערע כח ! רק להתחזק בשמחה א איד דארף זיין פריש, געזונט און משוגע!! -כבתי רמ"ם תקנ"ט

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Aug 2013 00:32 #215248

סערענטשער רב Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder belzeruv מלפנים Posts: 174 Karma: 6	Dov wrote: Hey, that's not nice. My wife might read this one day (let's hope not...) אוי ויי רבי דוב thats not so terrible acording to your teachings...
	!!בְּיָדְךָ אַפְקִיד רוּחִי - פָּדִיתָה אוֹתִי ה ק-ל אֱמֶת איך דאנק דיך באשעפער פארן מיך ווייזן דיין העכערע כח ! רק להתחזק בשמחה א איד דארף זיין פריש, געזונט און משוגע!! -כבתי רמ"ם תקנ"ט

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Aug 2013 00:37 #215249

סערענטשער רב Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder belzeruv מלפנים Posts: 174 Karma: 6	Gevura Shebyesod wrote: I eat green eggs when I am bored And wash them down with some Woodford Eggs, I eat them fried and green Topped with a black jelly bean! oh! so thats why you want some BLACK JELLY BEANS at my tish...
	!!בְּיָדְךָ אַפְקִיד רוּחִי - פָּדִיתָה אוֹתִי ה ק-ל אֱמֶת איך דאנק דיך באשעפער פארן מיך ווייזן דיין העכערע כח ! רק להתחזק בשמחה א איד דארף זיין פריש, געזונט און משוגע!! -כבתי רמ"ם תקנ"ט

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Aug 2013 00:52 #215252

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belzeruv wrote:

Gevura Shebyesod wrote:

I eat green eggs when I am bored
And wash them down with some Woodford
Eggs, I eat them fried and green
Topped with a black jelly bean!

oh! so thats why you want some BLACK JELLY BEANS at my tish...

It all started here.

!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל

"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant

My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Aug 2013 01:38 #215263

סערענטשער רב Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder belzeruv מלפנים Posts: 174 Karma: 6	Attachment C:\fakepath\vlcsnap-2013-07-17-11h58m29s4.png not found evry body gets one jelly bean!
	!!בְּיָדְךָ אַפְקִיד רוּחִי - פָּדִיתָה אוֹתִי ה ק-ל אֱמֶת איך דאנק דיך באשעפער פארן מיך ווייזן דיין העכערע כח ! רק להתחזק בשמחה א איד דארף זיין פריש, געזונט און משוגע!! -כבתי רמ"ם תקנ"ט

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Aug 2013 01:46 #215268

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Just making sure you have enough.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Aug 2013 12:50 #215308

moish u.k. OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Winning is a team effort! Posts: 341 Karma: 22	ZemirosShabbos wrote: Don't drink and giraffe A giraffe can continue driving up to 2 hours after taking a drink. Thats because it takes an hour for the woodford to come down to its stomach, and another hour for the effect to go back up to its brain.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Aug 2013 18:32 #215324

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	i suspect that Moish UK is not the soccer pro he purports to be, i think he is a CGDC (Certified Giraffe Drinking Concierge)
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Aug 2013 00:57 #215386

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	i feel dizzy

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Aug 2013 01:01 #215387

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	don't sit on a washing machine during spin cycle and drink Laphroaig
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Aug 2013 01:22 #215393

סערענטשער רב Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder belzeruv מלפנים Posts: 174 Karma: 6	Dont sit on our nisyonos cycle and say it dosnt make u dizzy and nausea... but lets go back 2 chill....
	!!בְּיָדְךָ אַפְקִיד רוּחִי - פָּדִיתָה אוֹתִי ה ק-ל אֱמֶת איך דאנק דיך באשעפער פארן מיך ווייזן דיין העכערע כח ! רק להתחזק בשמחה א איד דארף זיין פריש, געזונט און משוגע!! -כבתי רמ"ם תקנ"ט

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Aug 2013 04:50 #215408

reallygettingthere Current streak: 72 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 759 Karma: 27	ZemirosShabbos wrote: don't sit on a washing machine during spin cycle and drink Laphroaig I simply can't stand LaFrog
	Roy in the SA White Book noted that we frequently prayed and it did not work...because the best we could muster was begging G-d to "Please take it away, so I will not have to give it up! No amount of sobriety can cure the insanity -ChaimCharlie The emmes hurts but fake chizzuk will hurt more -Bards Remember, best block, no be there - Mr. Miyagi

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Aug 2013 13:43 #215414

moish u.k. OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Winning is a team effort! Posts: 341 Karma: 22	But if a you are a Belzer Giraffe then you may drink on Shabbos. (Belzers generally don't drive on Shabbos) But you have to be wearing your Shtreimel!

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Aug 2013 18:16 #215433

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moish u.k. wrote:

But if a you are a Belzer Giraffe then you may drink on Shabbos. (Belzers generally don't drive on Shabbos)

But you have to be wearing your Shtreimel!

just remember to stop drinking 2 hours before the zman, because of the Average Mean Necktime Travel Rate of Woodford, כמבואר לעיל בדברי רבינו משה מהממלכה המאוחדת תחת ממשלת עליזעביט המלכה יר"ה

Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 09 Aug 2013 03:22 #215551

סערענטשער רב Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder belzeruv מלפנים Posts: 174 Karma: 6	אבל אם ה'רב' לא מרשה, לא שותים. אצלנו שותים רק קאווע ולא משקה המשקר, כי...
	!!בְּיָדְךָ אַפְקִיד רוּחִי - פָּדִיתָה אוֹתִי ה ק-ל אֱמֶת איך דאנק דיך באשעפער פארן מיך ווייזן דיין העכערע כח ! רק להתחזק בשמחה א איד דארף זיין פריש, געזונט און משוגע!! -כבתי רמ"ם תקנ"ט