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Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 22 Aug 2013 23:12 #216905

skeptical OFFLINE Moderator Posts: 1118 Karma: 78	You go through six rolls of gefilte fish?!
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Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 22 Aug 2013 23:21 #216906

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Lizhensk wrote:

Recipe for gefilte fish:
-Go to the best fish store
-Ask them for a kilo of one type of ground fish
-Ask them for a kilo and a half of another type of ground fish (this batch in lizhensk will contain mullet and salmon)
-Bring the nasty-smelling bags home to the rebetzin of your mikdash me'at
-Wait for her to mix it together and with the rest of the ingredients
-Then, take the mixture and roll it into rolls using parchment paper

Yield: about 6 rolls

So I tried your recipe, but when I got to the fish store, they said, "Kilo!? What's that!? Hello, this is America, dude!"

So I gave up.

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Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 22 Aug 2013 23:38 #216908

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	skeptical wrote: You go through six rolls of gefilte fish?! י"ב חלות
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Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 23 Aug 2013 00:56 #216926

lizhensk OFFLINE Platinum Boarder You never heard of Rebbes making sholom? Posts: 533 Karma: 53	tryingtoshteig wrote: So I tried your recipe, but when I got to the fish store, they said, "Kilo!? What's that!? Hello, this is America, dude!" So I gave up. The real recipe actually calls for 2 pounds of one fish, and 3 pounds of another. which almost equals 1 kilo, and 1.5 kilos (1 kilo=2.2 lbs)
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Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 23 Aug 2013 00:57 #216927

lizhensk OFFLINE Platinum Boarder You never heard of Rebbes making sholom? Posts: 533 Karma: 53	skeptical wrote: You go through six rolls of gefilte fish?! Well, there's toamehu tomorrow afternoon, freitug tzinachtz, shabbos tug seedeh, shalosh seedis and melava malka. Oh, and the sixth roll is for the peiros tisch
	Life is Like a Bicycle: If its easy, you're going downhill Hashem, If I can't have what I want, then please teach me to want what I have -Unknown (and if u know who it was please inform me) (1+2)x4=3 There is NOTHING wrong with feeling pain -My Sponsor I will not act out today, I will tomorrow. Maybe when I get to tomorrow, it will again be 'today' Last Edit: 23 Aug 2013 01:36 by lizhensk.

Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 23 Aug 2013 03:01 #216941

skeptical OFFLINE Moderator Posts: 1118 Karma: 78	Lizhensk (1 kilo=2.2 lbs) Is that the current exchange rate? -Just my nickle (they got rid of the penny in Canada).
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Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 23 Aug 2013 18:05 #216989

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So heres the menu...
Heimishe gefilte fish (Unger's!? Ech...)
Chicken soup
Fancy shmancy new chicken dish that the rebetzin made
Zucchini kugel (no potato kugel... in aint healthy)
Strawberry Blueberry crumble
And cookies n' cream ice-cream... (heimish gemacht)

Tomorrow:
Heimishe Gefilte fish (A&B's!? Ech...)
Tzvibel mit eyer
Choolent (the rebbe made it this week)
and whatever side dishes are left over from tonight.

Warning: Spoiler!

Life is Like a Bicycle: If its easy, you're going downhill
Hashem, If I can't have what I want, then please teach me to want what I have -Unknown (and if u know who it was please inform me)
(1+2)x4=3
There is NOTHING wrong with feeling pain -My Sponsor
I will not act out today, I will tomorrow. Maybe when I get to tomorrow, it will again be 'today'

Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 23 Aug 2013 18:07 #216991

lizhensk OFFLINE Platinum Boarder You never heard of Rebbes making sholom? Posts: 533 Karma: 53	skeptical wrote: Lizhensk (1 kilo=2.2 lbs) Is that the current exchange rate? -Just my nickle (they got rid of the penny in Canada). What are pennies!? we only have shekel and agurot here, and they only have 10 agurah coins...
	Life is Like a Bicycle: If its easy, you're going downhill Hashem, If I can't have what I want, then please teach me to want what I have -Unknown (and if u know who it was please inform me) (1+2)x4=3 There is NOTHING wrong with feeling pain -My Sponsor I will not act out today, I will tomorrow. Maybe when I get to tomorrow, it will again be 'today'

Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 23 Aug 2013 18:27 #216996

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	uh, rebbe, you seem to have forgotten the liquid refreshments (besides for the heimish gemacht kuchenyo), something preferably from Scotland or Kentucky
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 23 Aug 2013 21:37 #217042

inastruggle Current streak: 25 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder the picture is shimshon hagibor. not st. mary.... Posts: 1263 Karma: 35	Lizhensk wrote: (no potato kugel... in aint healthy) Strawberry Blueberry crumble And cookies n' cream ice-cream... I see.

Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 25 Aug 2013 00:14 #217099

lizhensk OFFLINE Platinum Boarder You never heard of Rebbes making sholom? Posts: 533 Karma: 53	inastruggle wrote: Lizhensk wrote: (no potato kugel... in aint healthy) Strawberry Blueberry crumble And cookies n' cream ice-cream... I see. The crumble is made with homemade strawberry and blueberry jams, which are both sugar-free. So is the ice-cream... theyre made with honey... so
	Life is Like a Bicycle: If its easy, you're going downhill Hashem, If I can't have what I want, then please teach me to want what I have -Unknown (and if u know who it was please inform me) (1+2)x4=3 There is NOTHING wrong with feeling pain -My Sponsor I will not act out today, I will tomorrow. Maybe when I get to tomorrow, it will again be 'today'

Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 25 Aug 2013 00:34 #217102

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The Tales of the Lizhensker Shteeble
This shabbos in the Lizhensker Shteeble, the rebbe was in middle of davening shacharis in the afternoon, when somebody taps him on his shoulder.
He turns around and he sees The heiliger Tehillimzugger. TZ wasnt in such a good mood, in fact, it looked like he was in such a bad mood that he forgot to wash his veise zucken on friday so now they looked black. Anyway, so TZ tells him how he had to come get rid of some RID. The rebbe listened as the night before Chani Friedstein was catching TZ's attention the whole seuda Freitug Tzinachts.
He tried to calm him down, but TZ was too busy looking at the Lizhensker Rebbishe siddur. After a few minutes, he says, "I've been saying tehillim all my day and didnt know all these Kavoones!!!" So they go thru the kavoones together and then the rebbe had to go home to his rebetzin, so TZ went on his way a lot happier to have learned all the new kavoones for his tehillim.

Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 25 Aug 2013 20:50 #217157

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	True story!!! Also TZ knows the Roov of the Lizhensker shteeble [there's a difference between a roov and a rebbe]. It's funny that Yossel is roov there, really funny. His daughter was in Chani's class.
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 25 Aug 2013 20:52 #217159

lizhensk OFFLINE Platinum Boarder You never heard of Rebbes making sholom? Posts: 533 Karma: 53	tehillimzugger wrote: [there's a difference between a roov and a rebbe] Dont ask how, its WAY too long to write in a post
	Life is Like a Bicycle: If its easy, you're going downhill Hashem, If I can't have what I want, then please teach me to want what I have -Unknown (and if u know who it was please inform me) (1+2)x4=3 There is NOTHING wrong with feeling pain -My Sponsor I will not act out today, I will tomorrow. Maybe when I get to tomorrow, it will again be 'today'

Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 26 Aug 2013 16:17 #217217

lizhensk OFFLINE Platinum Boarder You never heard of Rebbes making sholom? Posts: 533 Karma: 53	So rosh hashana is around the corner... What are all the other Rebetzins on this forum making? Meren-zohl meren inzere zchisim Farfel-zohl farfalen inzere Son'im
	Life is Like a Bicycle: If its easy, you're going downhill Hashem, If I can't have what I want, then please teach me to want what I have -Unknown (and if u know who it was please inform me) (1+2)x4=3 There is NOTHING wrong with feeling pain -My Sponsor I will not act out today, I will tomorrow. Maybe when I get to tomorrow, it will again be 'today'