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Re: ANIMAL NoiSeS:silly: 30 May 2013 22:36 #208062

inastruggle Current streak: 25 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder the picture is shimshon hagibor. not st. mary.... Posts: 1263 Karma: 35	not usually on a monday but you never know... kickbox a possum while you're at it ok?

Re: ANIMAL NoiSeS:silly: 30 May 2013 22:57 #208065

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	don't you know that today is Sunday? WOOOOOOF!

Re: ANIMAL NoiSeS:silly: 31 May 2013 00:54 #208082

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	the aliyos were sold today for about $3 now that you say it's really sunday i understand why it went for so little
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: ANIMAL NoiSeS:silly: 31 May 2013 01:06 #208088

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	ICE CREAM SUNDAYS FOR $3!

Re: ANIMAL NoiSeS:silly: 31 May 2013 21:55 #208194

inastruggle Current streak: 25 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder the picture is shimshon hagibor. not st. mary.... Posts: 1263 Karma: 35	$3 is less than a shava pruta once obamacare kicks in.

Re: ANIMAL NoiSeS:silly: 31 May 2013 22:21 #208203

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	That's value for you! Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! bAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Neighghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghg! RibbiTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Re: ANIMAL NoiSeS:silly: 03 Jun 2013 22:28 #208307

צדיק גמור OFFLINE Expert Boarder Posts: 122 Karma: 3	nnnuuuuuuuuuuuu nnnuuuuuuuuuuu nnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuu! don't talk like this on o"bomba! that not nice!
	I need to remember that: I'm no a bad person; I'm sick. I'm not A Choteh. I'm A Chole. It take time & effort to stay sober but it worth it. Davening to hashem to keep me sober 1 day @ a time since יום ג שבוע של יום-הכיפורים ו תשרי ה'תשע"ד 10 Sptember 2013 (and to keep this date)

Re: ANIMAL NoiSeS:silly: 03 Jun 2013 22:45 #208309

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	obama not nice!

Re: ANIMAL NoiSeS:silly: 04 Jun 2013 21:51 #208367

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	jurrrrrrrveeeeep (failed attempt by a spotted marmoset talking ASL)
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: ANIMAL NoiSeS:silly: 04 Jun 2013 23:32 #208376

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	paid for by your tax dollars

Re: ANIMAL NoiSeS:silly: 05 Jun 2013 03:25 #208397

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	in my-sheel aliyos go for three shekels in old mikadunlede's farm aliyos go e i e i o in killeshitz bace medrash aliyos don't go. the bace medrash subsists on maftir-niftar [lz"n avrum duvid chaim ben?]
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him? Last Edit: 05 Jun 2013 03:27 by TehillimZugger.

Re: ANIMAL NoiSeS:silly: 05 Jun 2013 18:25 #208430

Machshovo Tova OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1230 Karma: 26	tehillimzugger wrote: ... the bace medrash subsists on maftir-niftar... niftar piftar! abi gezunt! MT

Re: ANIMAL NoiSeS:silly: 05 Jun 2013 18:43 #208431

צדיק גמור
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tehillimzugger wrote:

in my-sheel aliyos go for three shekels

less than a dollar!!!

and there is the story that r' gakinski said he was once in NYC when he heard "Minche Minche" he went to check where they want to make a minyan. when he saw a beutiful shul he wasn't sure. too fancy to be charedi... probebly reform.... so he asked the rov what kind of ppl davening there. the rov told him i can't answer you i can only tell you a story. one of the mispalelim came over to him erev yom kipur with $1K to get kohen... the rov said i can't sell you kohen... that not for sale! so the guy said. rabbi, in today's world (הכסף יענה את הכל, ok he didn't know this posuk but he said it in his words) everything boils down to money. you want $2K? the rov asked again may i offer you maftir? so the guy said excuse me rabbi but i need kohen. why? it's a mesorah. my zaide was a kohen, my father was a kohen, my brothers are kohanim

I need to remember that:
I'm no a bad person; I'm sick.
I'm not A Choteh. I'm A Chole.
It take time & effort to stay sober but it worth it.

Davening to hashem to keep me sober 1 day @ a time since יום ג שבוע של יום-הכיפורים ו תשרי ה'תשע"ד
10 Sptember 2013

(and to keep this date)

Re: ANIMAL NoiSeS:silly: 05 Jun 2013 19:37 #208435

TehillimZugger
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A yid once came to Reb Michoel Forshlager Z"L [Toras Michoel- the gaon of Baltimore] and asked him how long do he needs to say kaddish for his Dad. Reb Michoel immediately answered, a year- twelve hebrew months. A talmid of Ner Israel who was standing there asked Reb Michoel [as soon as the guy left] why he said twelve months, everyone knows you only say kaddish for eleven. Reb Michoel's reply:
Gei dir Litvak! Vuss art dir az ah Yid vet leigen tefillin nuch ah choidesh?!
[this way he'll wear tefillin for another month...]

but back to the matter on hand
oink bah mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: ANIMAL NoiSeS:silly: 05 Jun 2013 20:11 #208442

Machshovo Tova OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1230 Karma: 26	tehillimzugger wrote: ...oink bah mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo always wondered what OBM stood for.