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TOPIC: GYE Haiku 42953 Views

Re: GYE Haiku 11 Mar 2013 22:19 #203354

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changing the colour of

your beard, is like becoming

an old white grampa

Re: GYE Haiku 11 Mar 2013 22:54 #203361

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a coconut with
white hair and wrinkles, is it
now a grandpa, sir?
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: GYE Haiku 11 Mar 2013 23:29 #203368

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I wonder where on

middle-earth one can find this nut?

maybe an oliphaunt?

Re: GYE Haiku 11 Mar 2013 23:59 #203375

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ZemirosShabbos wrote:
but, how could you?!


That last line you wrote
Was totally not haiku
Go to the corner

Roy in the SA White Book noted that we frequently prayed and it did not work...because the best we could muster was begging G-d to "Please take it away, so I will not have to give it up!

No amount of sobriety can cure the insanity -ChaimCharlie

The emmes hurts but fake chizzuk will hurt more -Bards

Remember, best block, no be there - Mr. Miyagi

Re: GYE Haiku 12 Mar 2013 00:12 #203377

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what did one zombie

say to the other zombie?

go to the coroner.

Re: GYE Haiku 12 Mar 2013 00:15 #203380

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personally, i
don't like any beer, be it
Mexican or not
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: GYE Haiku 12 Mar 2013 00:31 #203381

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even if you don't

like beer, you should try Corona

It's "miles away from the ordinary"


(haiku mark; F-)

Re: GYE Haiku 12 Mar 2013 22:51 #203455

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some|one |told |me |that
five |se|ven |five sy|lla|bles
is |what |makes |hai|ku
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: GYE Haiku 12 Mar 2013 23:07 #203457

Te hil lim zug ger!
My dear hand book chav ru sah,
Mah ha in ya nim?

MT

Re: GYE Haiku 12 Mar 2013 23:19 #203459

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at the le cha im
af ter da ve ning was there
glez lach wood ford, huh?
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: GYE Haiku 12 Mar 2013 23:24 #203460

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למה כולם כותבים
פיוטים יאפאניים
זכור נמל הפנינים
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: GYE Haiku 12 Mar 2013 23:27 #203462

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Haiku in Hebrew
That's quite an accomplishment
Can you "lein" in French?
Roy in the SA White Book noted that we frequently prayed and it did not work...because the best we could muster was begging G-d to "Please take it away, so I will not have to give it up!

No amount of sobriety can cure the insanity -ChaimCharlie

The emmes hurts but fake chizzuk will hurt more -Bards

Remember, best block, no be there - Mr. Miyagi

Re: GYE Haiku 12 Mar 2013 23:33 #203463

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בכלל לא יכול
אבל אני מכיר
מארש של נאפוליאן
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: GYE Haiku 12 Mar 2013 23:33 #203464

tehillimzugger wrote:
at the le cha im
af ter da ve ning was there
glez lach wood ford, huh?


Just some old wil ly.
Was hop ing to drink with you.
(Heard your beard has changed.)

MT

Re: GYE Haiku 13 Mar 2013 02:58 #203493

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Machshovo Tova wrote:
tehillimzugger wrote:
at the le cha im
af ter da ve ning was there
glez lach wood ford, huh?


Just some old wil ly.
Was hop ing to drink with you.
(Heard your beard has changed.)

MT

If you woulda waited for
the rebbe to finish davening
quite a lchaim you woulda had
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?
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