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TOPIC: GYE Haiku 42950 Views

Re: GYE Haiku 04 Jan 2013 01:05 #200671

reallygettingthere Current streak: 72 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 759 Karma: 27	You just made my day I thought I was gonna fall I feel much better now
	Roy in the SA White Book noted that we frequently prayed and it did not work...because the best we could muster was begging G-d to "Please take it away, so I will not have to give it up! No amount of sobriety can cure the insanity -ChaimCharlie The emmes hurts but fake chizzuk will hurt more -Bards Remember, best block, no be there - Mr. Miyagi

Re: GYE Haiku 06 Jan 2013 09:34 #200702

Dov OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 1960 Karma: 383	ZemirosShabbos wrote: Brazilian hacker or Bedouin tracker won't keep me from my herring with cracker I am still drying off from the laughter! Thank you, chaver!
	"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."

Re: GYE Haiku 09 Jan 2013 22:49 #200820

reallygettingthere Current streak: 72 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 759 Karma: 27	It's Wednesday again Shabbos is coming, prepare You'll have what to eat
	Roy in the SA White Book noted that we frequently prayed and it did not work...because the best we could muster was begging G-d to "Please take it away, so I will not have to give it up! No amount of sobriety can cure the insanity -ChaimCharlie The emmes hurts but fake chizzuk will hurt more -Bards Remember, best block, no be there - Mr. Miyagi

Re: GYE Haiku 10 Jan 2013 03:17 #200836

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	this week for a treat the kids get frog-shaped cupcakes with red jello
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: GYE Haiku 10 Jan 2013 03:56 #200837

reallygettingthere Current streak: 72 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 759 Karma: 27	That's a great idea chocolate frogs scare dementors I would like to try
	Roy in the SA White Book noted that we frequently prayed and it did not work...because the best we could muster was begging G-d to "Please take it away, so I will not have to give it up! No amount of sobriety can cure the insanity -ChaimCharlie The emmes hurts but fake chizzuk will hurt more -Bards Remember, best block, no be there - Mr. Miyagi

Re: GYE Haiku 22 Jan 2013 04:26 #201200

reallygettingthere Current streak: 72 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 759 Karma: 27	Tu B'shvat coming Midst of cold winter no growth Sraf starts moving now
	Roy in the SA White Book noted that we frequently prayed and it did not work...because the best we could muster was begging G-d to "Please take it away, so I will not have to give it up! No amount of sobriety can cure the insanity -ChaimCharlie The emmes hurts but fake chizzuk will hurt more -Bards Remember, best block, no be there - Mr. Miyagi

Re: GYE Haiku 25 Jan 2013 05:13 #201371

Dov OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 1960 Karma: 383	Doth not balsam hail from Gilead? Be there no leech-craft thither? I haveth an out-of-body experience - will some kindly folk grasp my mead lest it spill?
	"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."

Re: GYE Haiku 25 Jan 2013 06:01 #201373

reallygettingthere Current streak: 72 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 759 Karma: 27	Dov, Y' know how you recently wrote that you don't think that your writing is that clear...
	Roy in the SA White Book noted that we frequently prayed and it did not work...because the best we could muster was begging G-d to "Please take it away, so I will not have to give it up! No amount of sobriety can cure the insanity -ChaimCharlie The emmes hurts but fake chizzuk will hurt more -Bards Remember, best block, no be there - Mr. Miyagi

Re: GYE Haiku 25 Jan 2013 07:39 #201376

Dov OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 1960 Karma: 383	OK, so here is the translation into yinglish for the ben Torah: Hatzori ein b'gil'ad? Im rofei ein shom? Ich bin hobin eineh out-of-body experience - can someone hold my beer?
	"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."

Re: GYE Haiku 25 Jan 2013 08:32 #201382

reallygettingthere Current streak: 72 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 759 Karma: 27	I knew what mead is I wouldn't know what balsam was, if it bit me
	Roy in the SA White Book noted that we frequently prayed and it did not work...because the best we could muster was begging G-d to "Please take it away, so I will not have to give it up! No amount of sobriety can cure the insanity -ChaimCharlie The emmes hurts but fake chizzuk will hurt more -Bards Remember, best block, no be there - Mr. Miyagi

Re: GYE Haiku 31 Jan 2013 22:12 #201615

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	Yekusiel Toviah Avigdor Yisro Putiel Yeser Chovav Yefuneh Knaz
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: GYE Haiku 01 Feb 2013 03:29 #201635

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	Horrible Harry's Hairy Herring, her helplesness hoped heaven heard (deep man!)

Re: GYE Haiku 01 Feb 2013 03:31 #201636

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	I just finished my last bottle of scotch - only vanilla vodka remains

Re: GYE Haiku 01 Feb 2013 03:33 #201637

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	very victorious, venting villnisht veiwen villanous vicked virtual Veib'lech

Re: GYE Haiku 01 Feb 2013 04:02 #201639

reallygettingthere Current streak: 72 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 759 Karma: 27	You make me so proud Emu, don't drink vanilla Have Wood(ford) will travel
	Roy in the SA White Book noted that we frequently prayed and it did not work...because the best we could muster was begging G-d to "Please take it away, so I will not have to give it up! No amount of sobriety can cure the insanity -ChaimCharlie The emmes hurts but fake chizzuk will hurt more -Bards Remember, best block, no be there - Mr. Miyagi