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Re: GYE Haiku 06 Nov 2013 23:33 #222929

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I'd rather doughnuts
Muffins are for healthy peeps
PEANUT BUTTER CUPS
Roy in the SA White Book noted that we frequently prayed and it did not work...because the best we could muster was begging G-d to "Please take it away, so I will not have to give it up!

No amount of sobriety can cure the insanity -ChaimCharlie

The emmes hurts but fake chizzuk will hurt more -Bards

Remember, best block, no be there - Mr. Miyagi

Re: GYE Haiku 08 Nov 2013 10:30 #223013

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Poetry is red and violets are blue
um, they are violet, stupid
oh your'e right thank you

it rhymes so good
so it's Haiku
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."

Re: GYE Haiku 22 Nov 2013 20:20 #223878

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Nun, Gimmel, Hei, Shin
There goes my 401(k)
Time to join G.A.

(Chas Veshalom)
"ויעזור ויגן ויושיע לכל החוסים בו ונאמר אמן" -- ArtScroll Gabbai's Handbook

Re: GYE Haiku 06 Dec 2013 05:15 #224524

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tryingtoshteig wrote:
Nun, Gimmel, Hei, Shin
There goes my 401(k)
Time to join G.A.

(Chas Veshalom)

That was great! Thanks!
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."

Re: GYE Haiku 06 Dec 2013 20:11 #224562

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menorah glasses
washed and put away in box
next stop hamantash
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: GYE Haiku 06 Dec 2013 20:17 #224563

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Chanukah finished
I am a jelly doughnut
You are what you eat
"ויעזור ויגן ויושיע לכל החוסים בו ונאמר אמן" -- ArtScroll Gabbai's Handbook

Re: GYE Haiku 06 Dec 2013 20:29 #224564

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ZemirosShabbos wrote:
menorah glasses
washed and put away in box
next stop hamantash


Next is Tu B'shvat
There's life even when it's dark
Hamantaschen, Hark!
Roy in the SA White Book noted that we frequently prayed and it did not work...because the best we could muster was begging G-d to "Please take it away, so I will not have to give it up!

No amount of sobriety can cure the insanity -ChaimCharlie

The emmes hurts but fake chizzuk will hurt more -Bards

Remember, best block, no be there - Mr. Miyagi

Re: GYE Haiku 08 Dec 2013 13:20 #224611

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is this thread still live?
with haiku five seven five?
Golly! Man alive!
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: GYE Haiku 31 Dec 2013 09:36 #225843

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Yo man
go get a lyfe
yo, yo
learn to spell
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."

Re: GYE Haiku 31 Dec 2013 18:23 #225856

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Eye ken knot spel write
Wen eye right, eye mace miss stakes
Eye donut no wye
"ויעזור ויגן ויושיע לכל החוסים בו ונאמר אמן" -- ArtScroll Gabbai's Handbook
Last Edit: 31 Dec 2013 18:24 by tryingtoshteig. Reason: spelling error

Re: GYE Haiku 31 Dec 2013 22:54 #225877

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Nah, nacht, nacht man
ich bin shloffen git
bah nacht of'n Uman
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."

Re: GYE Haiku 01 Jan 2014 00:36 #225895

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fried iced coffee cream
gefilte kishka with shnapps
schizo menu yum
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: GYE Haiku 01 Jan 2014 03:05 #225926

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ZemirosShabbos wrote:
fried iced coffee cream
gefilte kishka with shnapps
schizo menu yum


Can someone please help this man?
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."

Re: GYE Haiku 01 Jan 2014 21:31 #225954

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doth not the Lord help
those who endeavor to help
themselves? verily
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: GYE Haiku 05 Jan 2014 23:53 #226103

תפילה עושה מחצה - תפילה העלפט
!!בְּיָדְךָ אַפְקִיד רוּחִי - פָּדִיתָה אוֹתִי ה ק-ל אֱמֶת

איך דאנק דיך באשעפער פארן מיך ווייזן דיין העכערע כח

! רק להתחזק בשמחה

א איד דארף זיין פריש, געזונט און משוגע!! -כבתי רמ"ם תקנ"ט
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