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Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 10 Apr 2014 22:35 #230290

Machshovo Tova OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1230 Karma: 26	TehillimZugger wrote: And people that aren't from GYE are actually allowed to say "Lady Fingers", we have baby fingers. אוי געוואלד! כל המסתכל באצבע קטנה של אשה - איך וויל נישט זאגען ווייטער

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 11 Apr 2014 01:22 #230301

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	t'is a babybug
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 11 Apr 2014 01:45 #230303

dd OFFLINE Platinum Boarder כל זמן שהנשמה בקרבי מודה אני לפניך Posts: 879 Karma: 42	those are not kosher l'pesach

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 11 Apr 2014 08:56 #230316

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If that's a baby i don't even want to imagine what the grownups look like!!

!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל

"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant

My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 11 Apr 2014 22:04 #230336

Machshovo Tova OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1230 Karma: 26	ZemirosShabbos wrote: t'is a babybug ... (need to think about that...)
	Last Edit: 11 Apr 2014 22:10 by Machshovo Tova.

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 11 Apr 2014 22:06 #230337

Machshovo Tova OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1230 Karma: 26	ZemirosShabbos wrote: t'is a babybug ... So why when I hover my mouse over it it says "ladybug2.jpg"?

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 12 Apr 2014 00:29 #230345

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	Ok, Sheer HaSheerim shoin ge'endigt. HOIDI LADOISHEM KI TOIVVVVVV, KEYYYYYYYYYY LEOILUHM CHASDOIIIIIIIIIIIII! LET US THANK HASHEM FOR A WEEK OF MINYOONIM IN THIS HEILIGE SHTEEBLE FOR A WEEK OF HISROMIMES HANEYFESH. FOR A WEEK OF "VAYIZAKEE EL HASHEM BATZAR LOOHEM, MEEMITZIKOISEYHEM V'EYOISHIYEIM!" LECHOO DOIDI LIKRAS KALLOO, PINHY, SHABBOS!!! NIKABLOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 14 Apr 2014 13:50 #230409

dd OFFLINE Platinum Boarder כל זמן שהנשמה בקרבי מודה אני לפניך Posts: 879 Karma: 42	ok tz, what are the zmanim for pesach at the shteeble? do we post on chol hamoed? what about if its pikuach nefesh? or dovar haoved? git yom tov!!!!!!!

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 17 Apr 2014 19:41 #230434

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SHKOYACH REB DD

OF COURSE THE SHTEEBLE IS OPEN MATZAH-MOED [we don't dermahn chal-chametz here on yomtov]

EVERYONE IS WELCOME

LIKE NICKELS-BERG ON SIXTEENTH AVENYOO

LIKE WOODBOURNE SHUL

PUTTING UP AH PESACHDIGGE CHOOLINT-YAPTCHIG NOW

YESTERDAY WAS "POTATO" SOAKING DAY

WE HAVE POTATO SHAPED KITNIYOS

AND POTATO SHAPED KITNIYOS

AND POTATO-CARROT SHAPED KISH-CHAMETZ

AND POTATO SHAPED BAR-CHAMNETZ

AND POTATO SHAPED POTATOES [CAN'T LEAVE that OUT!]

AND FESTE BOOSUR BEHEIMA, CANNED, WITH SERENTCHER ROOV'S HASHGOOCHA!

AH GITTEN MOIED EVERYONE!

?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 20 Apr 2014 15:48 #230490

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	bardichev wrote: OK HOY=SHEE=U ESSS AND AMECHU VERR NUCHH
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 29 Apr 2014 04:42 #230796

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	UH OH! KEINER'S NISHT IN SHTEEBLE WHERE IS DER OILAM? HERE, LEMME TURN ON THE LIGHTS. VUSS IZ DOS?! WHO LEFT A TRICYCLE ON THE TABLE? AND EMPTY WOOFERD BUTTLACH OK CHEVRA. HANGOVER IS OVER. MINCHA! MINCHA! NEE? KURBOONISSSS! ASHRYYYYYYYYYYY!!
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 29 Apr 2014 06:25 #230804

dms1234 Current streak: 767 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1106 Karma: 49	SORRY! TRICYCLE WAS ME. MY BAD! SOMEONE TOLD ME ITS EASIER IF YOU LEARN ON A TABLE! HARDER TO FALL OF AND HURT MYSELF! I JUST DAVENED MINCHA, BUT IM GOOD FOR MAARIV
	I am happy to speak on the phone. Please email me at dms1234ongye@gmail.com My name is Daniel, I go to face to face meetings and I work the 12 steps with a sponsor.

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 29 Apr 2014 19:42 #230861

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	after shachris pre-mincha snack: Gebakken nuch pesach gluten-free aiyir keechel mit oneg shabbos herring in haimish tomato dip
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 30 Apr 2014 01:45 #230895

dms1234 Current streak: 767 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1106 Karma: 49	AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! JUST LEFT THE AIRPORT HOPING TO CATCH MINCHAA LOOKS LIKE ILL BE 5 MINTUES LATE. ANYONE HAVE A PRIATE JET?????
	I am happy to speak on the phone. Please email me at dms1234ongye@gmail.com My name is Daniel, I go to face to face meetings and I work the 12 steps with a sponsor.

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 01 May 2014 00:14 #230977

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	Rabbotai! Please no wet boots in the Sin-a-gog. Sidney has left comfortable slippers in a variety of sizes near the entrance. We will begin our afternoon service in precisely three minutes, promptly 4:15. We regret to inform you that Cantor Edwards couldn't make it today, Mr. Newardice will be filling in for him instead. We begin on page 147. Thank you for your patience, gentleman.
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?