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Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 06 Apr 2014 21:49 #229979

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Ach! Vuss redsti?! Di Woodford hut shoin ingantzin oisgeveppt! Nem nuchah shling! -M'darf ess anyway "finishinn" fahr pesach.

Lebedig!!


{Mincha Tzen minitt fahr Rabbyni Tam}
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE 07 Apr 2014 04:37 #230017

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V'NAYMAHR V'HUYOO HASHEM LEMAYLECH, AHL KOL HOO'OORETZ, BAHYOIM HAHI YIYEAH, HASHEM ECHAD ISHMOI ECHAD! KADDISH? NEIN
FEIN
SHIR HAMAALOIS!

{I can't do Mincha any earlier because al pi kabbalah you can't say tehillim at night and I try to do it until the last possible moment.}
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE 08 Apr 2014 16:16 #230099

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WHAT IS THIS?!

THERE WAS NO MINCHA HERE YESTERDAY.

STARTING SHACHARIS NOW!!

MINYOONIM STRAIGHT UP TO CHATZOS

LANGE SHMOINE ESRESSSSSS

ALL THE LEFTOVER MENKO KICHELECH IN BARDSVILLE FOR TIKKUN

SPICY MAYAN KUKIRIKU HERRING FROM POMEGRANATE

LOTS OF WOOFERD


VI IZ DI OILAM?
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 08 Apr 2014 16:28 #230100

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TZ be careful. Your accent is giving you away...!

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 08 Apr 2014 18:35 #230103

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ch'bin du. chub gekoift a nayer kooshir lepaysach tefilin marker, mit a kedishas levi, laminated, vuss men ken toivelin in mikva oib es vert chumetzdik.

ven fangt men oon shchris? ich darf nuch a kaveh mit a mikva, mit a shtickel Mooir Veshumesh
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 08 Apr 2014 18:47 #230105

ZemirosShabbos wrote:
... ich darf nuch a kaveh mit a mikva ...


Kaveh mit a mikva? Aren't they mutually exclusive?

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 08 Apr 2014 19:30 #230108

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קוה אל השם
מקוה ישראל השם
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 08 Apr 2014 23:00 #230126

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moish u.k. wrote:
TZ be careful. Your accent is giving you away...!

Why! Thou speaketh rubbish! Hast mine manner of speech bespake any matter of import?!


:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 09 Apr 2014 21:43 #230207

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Mincha Gedolah anyone?
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


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Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 10 Apr 2014 00:56 #230226

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gevurah its just too bad the chassidish oilam here took over the shteeble so we don't do mincha gedolah,

btw is there such a thing as a litvish/yeshivish shteeble it just doesn't sound right?

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 10 Apr 2014 01:38 #230228

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we can have mincha gedoila tomorrow
right after shacharis

all yidden welcome

even those that uphold halacha
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 10 Apr 2014 08:02 #230248

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Can we do a Hoiche Kedusha too?
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 10 Apr 2014 19:23 #230267

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STARTING SHACHARIS NOW
YOU CAN DO MINCHA KEDUSHA WITH OUR SHACHARIS THEN YOU'LL EVEN HAVE LEINING IN CASE YOU'RE FASTING [LITVAKS DO STUFF LIKE THAT, I DON'T KNOW, NISSAN]

LAST DAY OF OSTREICHER'S COOKIES
NEXT WEEK ONLY OBERLANDER'S AND SCHICK'S RAINBOW COOKIES
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 10 Apr 2014 20:22 #230277

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REAL people eat pizza from the store on their back porch 3 times a day from now till pesach
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 10 Apr 2014 21:41 #230282

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And people that aren't from GYE are actually allowed to say "Lady Fingers", we have baby fingers.
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?
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