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Introducing the new EyeGuard spects 30 Nov 2011 01:13 #127143

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Specialty eyeglasses with  pritzus filtering features.


  • Realtime filtering of pritzus pictures or objects

  • Works in any lighting condition

  • Inward suction functionality forcing eyes glued shut when serious pritzus is encountered.

  • Non-surgical reversal once standard function when pritzus  is removed



Price: Free

Manufacturer: Hashem

Available to: כלל ישראל

Sold At: Your local Torah Scroll

Recommended for all ages and genders.

Required accessories: loaf of commitment, slice of dedication, and a basket filled with Hashems help.

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Never depreciates, value appreciates upon use,  lifetime guarantee.
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Re: Introducing the new EyeGuard spects 02 Dec 2011 20:28 #127548

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As not seen on TV. 24 hour seven day a week customer service line direct to manufacturer available. Offer may be combined with any other effort to imrpove for added value.
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