Just look at that dog! To realy connect to jeishu it takes a keen understanding of his true feelings and intelect. As you can see, a dog is simply more naturaly attuned to such deep forms of meditation. Wouldn't you call that an emeseh tefillah!
I can just hear his slow panting slobber, "Wroof! I want a squicky toy, a realy loud and obniqious one, so all those humans will hear me every time I have to play with myself. And I want it colorful!! What dogs have little sence of color? so then give me colored sight also!! Sheesh you figuer that if 1.2 billion people pray to you, you'de have aittle more brains than me...and I'm a dog!"
The fish gives new meaning to a mazal TOV. Especialy during the month of adar (dagim...get it?)
Oh and Rage, the tiger shark is for you
And I know this may make me sound like a girl...but the dog is just realy cute! He makes me smile every time I look at him.....awwwwwwww