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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 16 May 2010 15:28 #65555

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It reminds me of the famous joke Israeli chasson teachers share with their chassonim:

There are 2 main important issues a new husband has to learn about his wife:
1) When she washes the floor, NEVER, EVER step on it until its dry.
2) It is your job to kill any and every bug regardless of size, color or species.

Now the question is what to do if she discovers a bug, needs you to kill it, but it happens to be on the wet floor she just washed?
......

Yaharog v'al ya'avor!

Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"

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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 16 May 2010 15:29 #65556

7yipol Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder YES HE CAN! Posts: 4686 Karma: 12	Anyway, this is the makom for ice cream and sushi, not kurds and whey. Im confused; what did the Kurds do to you anywhey?
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 16 May 2010 16:04 #65560

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7Up wrote on 16 May 2010 15:28:

You forgot to add, you dont see the bug till SHABBOS, and the floor's still wet.

Oh, and the KURDS joke is WHEY over my head....

No one is so small that he can not give help, and no one is so big that he doesn't need it.

Kol HaOlam Kulo, Gesher Tzar Meod, V'HaIkkar: Lo L'Pacheid Klal.

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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 16 May 2010 18:39 #65591

Sturggle Current streak: 178 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1706 Karma: 1	kurds and whey is definitely eew! and, mom, since when are you in on the chassan lessons?
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 16 May 2010 19:38 #65601

7yipol Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder YES HE CAN! Posts: 4686 Karma: 12	and, mom, since when are you in on the chassan lessons? You'd be surprised at the many masks this mom wears!
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 16 May 2010 19:51 #65602

bardichev	hi shevayipl!
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 16 May 2010 20:03 #65603

7yipol Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder YES HE CAN! Posts: 4686 Karma: 12	Bards! What a nice surprise! Keep visiting - I'll even provide Woodford over the mechitza as long as I can stick to 7UP Yup, sheva yipol is definitely my main 'mom' hat BH.
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 16 May 2010 21:15 #65605

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7Up wrote on 16 May 2010 20:03:

Bards! What a nice surprise!
Keep visiting - I'll even provide Woodford over the mechitza as long as I can stick to 7UP

Yup, sheva yipol is definitely my main 'mom' hat BH.

Never tried that combination...
You know... sushi, ice-cream, 7up, and then a glesel Woodford....

Sounds like you do indeed have quiet a few hats.... :D

I"ll let you know how it tastes... but one things 4sure... the spiders look like they're gone...

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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 16 May 2010 21:23 #65608

bardichev	Ha Ha mom we have 2 days yom tov When u will be doing dishes we will be celebrating!!!
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 16 May 2010 22:03 #65629

Sturggle Current streak: 178 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1706 Karma: 1	no laughing at my mudda! > > besides, that's one way of looking at it... 7Up wrote on 16 May 2010 19:38: and, mom, since when are you in on the chassan lessons? You'd be surprised at the many masks this mom wears! curious...
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 16 May 2010 22:30 #65635

bardichev	Mom can u make us fresh cheesecake on yomtov sheni
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 17 May 2010 02:08 #65662

123.trying.123 Current streak: 10 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 636 Karma: 0	bardichev wrote on 16 May 2010 22:30: Mom can u make us fresh cheesecake on yomtov sheni I second the motion... But don't forget the L'chaim you promised... Can we have a whole meal Milichig....? You know... Cheese blintzis... Ziti...
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 17 May 2010 02:43 #65668

bardichev	I second the motion... But don't forget the L'chaim you promised... Can we have a whole meal Milichig....? You know... Cheese blintzis... Ziti. And that's just for kiddush!
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 17 May 2010 02:55 #65671

123.trying.123 Current streak: 10 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 636 Karma: 0	Gevaldig, R' Bards.... You got me going... ;D ;D You know what if Mom comes through on this one and we get two full Milichig Meals... I'll do two all-nighters
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 17 May 2010 05:56 #65696

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lol

Gosh you guys are demanding!
cheese cake
cheese blintzes
ziti
sushi
ice
cream
7 up
Woodford
did I miss anything?

ANd here I was thinking that Shvuos was about ruchnius. :o

Oh, I get it
you all plan to raise the gashmius into ruchnius by eating it l'shem shamayim!
Hmmmm, gotta think about that one.

And while you guys enjoy Yom Tov Sheini, I head straight back into the kitchen to cook for ....Shabbos kodesh!
Gevaldig!

Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"

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