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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 21 Feb 2010 22:16 #54634

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This is dedicated to MOM!



A Newborn's Conversation with God


A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow,
but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?"

God said, "Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you."

The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have
to do anything but sing and smile to be happy.."

God said, "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you.
And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy."

Again the small child asked, "And how am I going to be able to understand
when people talk to me if I don't know the language?"

God said, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words
you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will
teach you how to speak."

"And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?"

God said, "Your angel will place your hands together and will teach
you how to pray."

"Who will protect me?"

God said, "Your angel will defend you even if it means risking its life."

"But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore."

God said, "Your angel will always talk to you about Me and will teach
you the way to come back to Me, even though I will always be next to you."

At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from Earth
could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, "God, if I am to leave
now, please tell me my angel's name."

God said, You will simply call her, " Mom ."
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 22 Feb 2010 00:35 #54654

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Nice!
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 22 Feb 2010 22:10 #54852

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Uh Mom..............am i gonna get a comment here on my hard work................uh i mean...........uh whatevr like whatevewr............
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 22 Feb 2010 23:24 #54874

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I think Mom might have a lot of babysitting duties - between her blood relatives and her real children , there's a lot to be done!
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 24 Feb 2010 12:38 #55167

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And what about the babysitting duties she has here?? Hmmmmm??
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 24 Feb 2010 13:08 #55174

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Hey IT, that was really nice.  I didn't know you wrote poetry.
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 24 Feb 2010 19:31 #55253

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imtrying25 wrote on 24 Feb 2010 12:38:

And what about the babysitting duties she has here?? Hmmmmm??


What do you think I meant when I said "real children?" I'd already mentioned blood relatives! :D
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 24 Feb 2010 22:38 #55328

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Yup, Im that embarrassed

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I have barely looked at the forum in almost 2 weeks, and that includes the womens side. :-\ :-\ :-\

IT, that poem was absolutely beautiful, and Im sorry  for making you wait to receive a well earned compliment. Did you write that yourself? Its really good!

SB, thanks for standing up for me so 'on the spot'.

Ive really been missing everyone, and hope I get to return soon. With Purim and Pesach on the way, Im not too confident. Unless someone wants to come over and clean the kitchen for me?!
Im too busy holding the worlds most precious little boy!
Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 24 Feb 2010 23:02 #55332

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I'm sure there are plenty of people who'd be happy to help out, but to keep your anonymity, you'd have to blindfold us before we went to your apt. - and I can just imagine a blindfolded guy trying to do pesach cleaning.

Hm. Actually, might not be different from regular pesach cleaning - just scrub every surface.
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 24 Feb 2010 23:21 #55342

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OK everyone SLOW DOWN!!!! I did not write that poem. I gave up poetry ever since the separation was made here on the forum!   :D :D :D
I just had seen it somewhere and knowing Mom i thought she would of really had enjoyed it. I hope you did, Mom.

Now i would offer my services, but i have this feeling you wont take me up on the offer. Btw i AM serious!!
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 26 Feb 2010 00:32 #55544

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To 7up,

Wont know me I'm still a "Newbie". I read through your posts... Quiet impressed... I wana ask you somthing, U wrote that U don't  respond to PM's... How can I contact you?
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 26 Feb 2010 04:04 #55569

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The Oracle has sent me: [email]yipols@yahoo.com[email]
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 26 Feb 2010 04:06 #55571

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shemirateinayim wrote on 26 Feb 2010 04:04:


The Oracle has sent me: [email]yipols@yahoo.com[email]


What in Gehenims name is a Oracle?
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 26 Feb 2010 04:30 #55576

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Tatte look at your children, even if we struggle with S-- Addictions, we do not allow ourselvs to watch 'The Matrix', and  not even one of the 3 part trilogy. And ribono shel olam, Galuy veyaduah Lefanecha how cool they where.
           
                      Yisrael, af al pi shechata yisrael havey
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Re: 7Up, ice cream and sushi 26 Feb 2010 06:34 #55583

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:D :D :D

Although I'd take issue with the statement that "they" were cool - the first one, definitely (see the numerous shiurim given on it). After that - beyond downhill, it was a plummet off a cliff.
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