I'm posting here as I love this thread and if I post it will go straight into "My reply" box and I won't have to search for this thread among all the other good threads out there.

Yitzchok Keep up the good work OINK OINK!

its funny the 2nd night of rh i started singing oink oink piggy piggy and my host was mortified and kicked me out and said never to come back......the nerve of some people

in any event i used rh to be mamlich hashem over me....whatever a melech says goes....the haslacha says hes aloud to plow through ur yard and you cant do anything about it...so i took to mind the hashem is the one in control of my life and does whatever he wants with me (which is always good) and that the only thing i want is to be the EVED that allows the king to do that

We have reason to believe that the world-renowned Tehillimzugger has crossed the lines and has become a Tzioni. Though he hasn't been spotted anywhere near Jerusalem recently, his family was seen in the vicinity of the Jerusalem City Hall (Heb. Iriyah, Arb. Al-Baladiyah) early this afternoon. Though this isn't proof, some analysts are saying that this may be a sign that TZ has changed his stance on the subject of the State of Israel. Here's is a picture an unknowing tourist posted on his facebook page and the coordinates on the location tag are 31.7804° N, 35.2239° E which are the exact coordinates of City Hall.

Reporting live for Arutz 7 News, Oren Tzion

I sent my family over with shofaros and sifrei torah to put the tziyoinim in cherem, normally I wouldn't have sent them there even for a cherem, but I have a minhag [see also; Sefer HaChumros, Lev Aryeh] to put at least ten people in cherem every day and I was really running out of people, so I didn't have any other options.

V'hineni mekayem mitzvas "V'hiyisem nekiyim mei'Hashem umiYisroel" Amen netzach selah va'ed.

My, that's a lot of conjoined twins in your family.
I dunno, they might only count as five people.

tehillimzugger wrote:


Mayla shofros and sifrei torah, but why the accordion and saxaphone?

MT

The heeteroigener minhag is not to be makpid on shofaros davka but any noisemaker suffices like by klopping haman

tz, i raise my falafel to you, lechaim!

We had a telephone conference today.

Pidaini
Hashem's Soldier
Skeptical
Ani HaKattan

So first everyone heard TZ inviting his niece and nephew to the beach, yelling at his dog to stop yelping [he gets very excited when he sees bikes] of Yankel's problems and his firm resolution to be ok. Then we heard TZ remarking about the boats and the waves HS's firm resolution to be ok. Then we heard about how TZ is trying to live in the moment. Then we heard about The glorious sound of the waves at the beautiful beach TZ was visiting Skep's email struggles.
It was good and I apologize for making a lot of noise
and i have guests here now so i should really go and welcome them.

Send the guests to the beach,I heard it's beautiful.

Keep up the posting of your meetings. It is one of my biggest chizuks on this site and I need it now more than ever. It is Ben Hazmanim and I have fallen three times in just two weeks (that is the same amount I fell during thee whole summer)

Where do I get application?

You can get application at your local painter, please specify how many coats you'd like, Yerushalayim gets cold during the winter.

If you wish to apply for OINK membership, please write out the following kameia
AHSAWPIGGYOINKESH
FREERUBASHKINGOLE
PIGGYOINKOINKNOLE
APPLICATIONFLYPIG
FLYPIGEYJERUSALEM

this belongs in the practical kabbalah thread

I miss Mr. E.