guardureyes wrote on 24 Dec 2009 16:44:
Gevalt!! Battleworn... We haven't heard from you in the longest time Tzadik!! How are you??
Now I am really really tempted to come too!! (oh well :-\)
Rabbosai, do you know who Battleworn is??? He's a Gadol!!
It's brought down (in the Midrash, I believe) that when Eliezer announced that he was Eved Avraham, Lavan and Besuel were shocked. Until that moment, they thought that the distinguished person they were dealing with was Avraham himself!
So, here's my idea, Guard. Show up at the party, and when people start suspecting who you are, say that you're Guard's Shammos! ;D (When you go home, make sure to spend about 3 hours trying to lose those on your trail!).