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TOPIC: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 72387 Views

Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 24 Aug 2011 15:18 #116158

shteighecher Current streak: 24 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder KOT. ODAAT. Keep on Trucking. One Day At A Time. Posts: 216 Karma: 0	תחיית המתים, מנין ? עיין גיע, בענין טוב וישר וכ"ו ותמצא חן
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 24 Aug 2011 15:32 #116161

Yosef Hatzadik OFFLINE Platinum Boarder A GYE'er since 2010 Posts: 2986 Karma: 10	R' ZemirosShabbos, Shall I be blunt? (Like your pocketknife) :-X Please keep your nonsense out of this thread. Are we still friends? ;D
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 24 Aug 2011 15:39 #116163

ben durdayah Current streak: 49 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder No, that is not a mouse... Posts: 1253 Karma: 5	*Z.S.* I'll leave the possum picture for Zemmy...
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 24 Aug 2011 15:46 #116166

David712 Current streak: 26 days OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Posts: 5 Karma: 0	Oh.. B"h alive. Vus macht a yid? (practicing for the yiddish forum.)
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 24 Aug 2011 16:13 #116174

Yosef Hatzadik OFFLINE Platinum Boarder A GYE'er since 2010 Posts: 2986 Karma: 10	david712 wrote on 24 Aug 2011 15:46: Oh.. B"h alive. Vus macht a yid? (practicing for the yiddish forum.) Struggling. & yes, dead men don't struggle.......
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 24 Aug 2011 16:25 #116180

ur-a-jew Current streak: 1087 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1717 Karma: 55	Yosef Hatzadik wrote on 24 Aug 2011 15:32: R' ZemirosShabbos, Shall I be blunt? (Like your pocketknife) :-X Please keep your nonsense on this thread. Let me call in the crew.
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 24 Aug 2011 17:25 #116198

David712 Current streak: 26 days OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Posts: 5 Karma: 0	dead men don't struggle? ummm interesting thought
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 24 Aug 2011 17:39 #116200

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Reminds me of something I heard way back. I think it was part of a drasha about stubbornness.

Anyway this guy chapped a mishegas that he is dead. Nobody could convince him that he's really still alive. Finally they took him to a top doctor. The doctor asked him "Do dead men bleed?" He said "No". So the doctor said "I'll cut you and if you bleed you'll know that you are alive".
The doctor took a knife and cut the guy's arm and the blood ran out. The guy looked at it and said "What do you know! Dead men DO bleed!"

!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל

"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant

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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 24 Aug 2011 18:23 #116205

ben durdayah Current streak: 49 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder No, that is not a mouse... Posts: 1253 Karma: 5	ZemirosShabbos wrote on 24 Aug 2011 15:34: let's just say that it's a good thing my pocketknife is blunt, otherwise i would scratch my initials into the thread with a big possum picture ben durdayah wrote on 24 Aug 2011 15:39: *Z.S.* I'll leave the possum picture for Zemmy... Well, if Zemmy won't do it, then I will! Attachments: opossum.jpg (59KB) opossum.jpg_thumb (34KB)
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 24 Aug 2011 18:45 #116208

ur-a-jew Current streak: 1087 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1717 Karma: 55	ben durdayah wrote on 24 Aug 2011 18:23: Well, if Zemmy won't do it, then I will! You forgot the recipes. Attachments: Recipes.jpg (146KB) Recipes.jpg_thumb (24KB)
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 25 Aug 2011 00:39 #116288

1daat Current streak: 126 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 713 Karma: 4	Ooh, ooh, dead men... Priest, minister and Rabbi being interviewed about death and mortality. "What would you like them to say at your funeral?" asked the interviewer. The priest replied, "That we should love one another". The minister replied, "That I worked for world peace". "And Rabbi? What would you like them to say at your funeral?" "I'd like them to say...'I think he's moving!'".
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 25 Aug 2011 13:58 #116351

Yosef Hatzadik OFFLINE Platinum Boarder A GYE'er since 2010 Posts: 2986 Karma: 10	Thank you, my friends. : This conversation boost my mood immensely! :-\ Coming into my own little corner to discuss dead men. :o With friends like these who needs enemies?? > >
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 25 Aug 2011 15:33 #116369

an honest mouse Current streak: 15 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 600 Karma: 6	i think that they actually say no news is good news
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 25 Aug 2011 15:40 #116370

ur-a-jew Current streak: 1087 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1717 Karma: 55	ZemirosShabbos wrote on 25 Aug 2011 15:15: don't they say any press is good press? an honest mouse wrote on 25 Aug 2011 15:33: i think that they actually say no news is good news Actually they say both: en.wiktionary.org/wiki/any_press_is_good_press en.wiktionary.org/wiki/no_news_is_good_news
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 25 Aug 2011 15:54 #116373

ur-a-jew Current streak: 1087 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1717 Karma: 55	They also say: "I seldom go to films. They are too exciting" The Honourable Possum as quoted by John Allyn Smith and "The opossum is a very sophisticated animal. It doesn't even get up until 5 or 6 PM." Oh and also: "Those who claim the dead never return to life haven't ever been around here at quitting time." and "There are two perfect men; one dead, and the other unborn."
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