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Re: INTRODUCING... The GuardYourEyes Shabbos Weekly! 09 Feb 2014 15:53 #227533

lizhensk OFFLINE Platinum Boarder You never heard of Rebbes making sholom? Posts: 533 Karma: 53	Cool! i got a thank you from guard!!! The following user(s) said Thank You: the.guard
	Life is Like a Bicycle: If its easy, you're going downhill Hashem, If I can't have what I want, then please teach me to want what I have -Unknown (and if u know who it was please inform me) (1+2)x4=3 There is NOTHING wrong with feeling pain -My Sponsor I will not act out today, I will tomorrow. Maybe when I get to tomorrow, it will again be 'today'

Re: INTRODUCING... The GuardYourEyes Shabbos Weekly! 09 Feb 2014 18:39 #227535

think good Current streak: 1 day OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 222 Karma: 3	well deserved Excellent job thank you for all the contributors

Re: INTRODUCING... The GuardYourEyes Shabbos Weekly! 09 Feb 2014 21:57 #227540

trymyrealbest OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Posts: 16 Karma: 1	This is really nice, although its already Sunday Parshas כי תשא, i really enjoyed it,

Re: INTRODUCING... The GuardYourEyes Shabbos Weekly! 14 Feb 2014 06:04 #227665

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Parshas Ki Sisa!

In case you're wondering why Guard posted it this week, it's because the server was down for a few hours so Lizensk couldn't post it. By the time it came back up, he was already sleeping (why I am up at 3am in Israel is a different question).

A special Thank you to Lizensk and to all who contributed!

This week, Lizensk included a much fancier text-only version for those who are afraid to go out in public with it. Yasher Koach!

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Re: INTRODUCING... The GuardYourEyes Shabbos Weekly! 18 Feb 2014 18:24 #227831

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	There is a very simple reason Guard was up at 3 am. But I am not authorized to say. It has something to do with Russian Spies, escaped kangaroos and fake usernames, but: Nuff said!
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: INTRODUCING... The GuardYourEyes Shabbos Weekly! 18 Feb 2014 20:14 #227839

Machshovo Tova OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1230 Karma: 26	TehillimZugger wrote: There is a very simple reason Guard was up at 3 am. But I am not authorized to say. It has something to do with Russian Spies, escaped kangaroos and fake usernames, but: Nuff said! Fake usernames?! Oy gevalt! Where's Dov? BTW, "guard" is a strange real name. MT

Re: INTRODUCING... The GuardYourEyes Shabbos Weekly! 19 Feb 2014 04:20 #227887

skeptical OFFLINE Moderator Posts: 1118 Karma: 78	Guard is his last name. The is his name. That's less strange, isn't it? Uh oh! I may have given up his identity.
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Re: INTRODUCING... The GuardYourEyes Shabbos Weekly! 19 Feb 2014 08:11 #227902

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Watch it, now the Russian kangaroos are coming after you!

!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל

"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant

My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: INTRODUCING... The GuardYourEyes Shabbos Weekly! 19 Feb 2014 12:25 #227913

lizhensk OFFLINE Platinum Boarder You never heard of Rebbes making sholom? Posts: 533 Karma: 53	First of all, if it was his name it should be capitalized. Second, whats the period for!?!?!?
	Life is Like a Bicycle: If its easy, you're going downhill Hashem, If I can't have what I want, then please teach me to want what I have -Unknown (and if u know who it was please inform me) (1+2)x4=3 There is NOTHING wrong with feeling pain -My Sponsor I will not act out today, I will tomorrow. Maybe when I get to tomorrow, it will again be 'today'

Re: INTRODUCING... The GuardYourEyes Shabbos Weekly! 21 Feb 2014 07:47 #228012

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Parshas Vayakel!

In case you're wondering why Guard posted it AGAIN this week, it's because Lizensk was traveling and only sent it to me by e-mail at 4:30 am in Israel (why I am up at 4:30am is a different question - Hint: Guard).

Lizensk wrote: I missed certain parts this week. Tanya isn't there because i only got it after i got on the plane (thank god there's no wifi on the plane). Also, Daf is tiny this week. It is however still 4 pages. Maybe you can announce that i was crazy busy with family matters or whatever. Or look through it and see if i'm being neurotic, maybe it really still is good.

(I looked through it and yes, he's being being neurotic

)

Thank you to Lizensk and to all who contributed!

Good Shabbos,

R' the

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Re: INTRODUCING... The GuardYourEyes Shabbos Weekly! 28 Feb 2014 11:57 #228325

the.guard Current streak: 805 days OFFLINE Moderator Posts: 6438 Karma: 138	Parshas Pekudei Lizensk is still out of the country, so I am posting it again... Thank you Lizensk and all those who contributed! Attachments: This attachment is hidden for guests. Please log in or register to see it. This attachment is hidden for guests. Please log in or register to see it.
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Re: INTRODUCING... The GuardYourEyes Shabbos Weekly! 07 Mar 2014 12:39 #228612

the.guard Current streak: 805 days OFFLINE Moderator Posts: 6438 Karma: 138	Parshas Vayikra Thank you Lizensk and all those who contributed! Attachments: This attachment is hidden for guests. Please log in or register to see it. This attachment is hidden for guests. Please log in or register to see it.
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Re: INTRODUCING... The GuardYourEyes Shabbos Weekly! 07 Mar 2014 22:45 #228622

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You never heard of Rebbes making sholom?
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Was Vashti's tail spotted like a giraffe's?
Was Haman's real name Harry?
Was Esther as green as an elephant?
Did Mordechai ride around Shushan on an Emu?
Were there a lot of people with English Accents by Achashveirosh's party?

If you have the answer to these questions or any other burning Purim related issue, we want to hear from you!!!

Introducing... The Purim Edition of the GuardYourEyes Weekly!

Otherwise known as
"קונטרס לוי צחק - יו"ל ע"י קהל וישיבת קדושת לוי ד'ברדיטשוב".

Please submit your works ASAP as possible as we still plan on releasing the regular weekly for Parshas Tzav and need more time to work on both.

Life is Like a Bicycle: If its easy, you're going downhill
Hashem, If I can't have what I want, then please teach me to want what I have -Unknown (and if u know who it was please inform me)
(1+2)x4=3
There is NOTHING wrong with feeling pain -My Sponsor
I will not act out today, I will tomorrow. Maybe when I get to tomorrow, it will again be 'today'

Last Edit: 07 Mar 2014 22:46 by lizhensk.

Re: INTRODUCING... The GuardYourEyes Shabbos Weekly! 07 Mar 2014 23:28 #228623

dms1234 Current streak: 767 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1106 Karma: 49	Haman's name couldn't have been Harry because Haman wasn't Jewish. I think if esther was as green as the shrek or the hulk, Achashveirosh would not have taken her.
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Re: INTRODUCING... The GuardYourEyes Shabbos Weekly! 09 Mar 2014 09:37 #228634

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the.guard wrote:

Parshas Vayikra

Thank you Lizensk and all those who contributed!

I contributed something that was not included due to space constaints but I think it's a very pertinent vort so I'm posting it myself:

ושסע אותו בכנפיו
Rashi writes: Every coarse person is revolted by the stench of burning feathers, how does the verse call it "a pleasing aroma"?! But a poor man's sacrifice is pleasing in the eyes of Hashem.
If we try our best, if we give it all we've got- Hashem is satisfied. Even if we STINK.

?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?